01:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 01:48 little bit of love 01:48 little bit of love 01:48 little bit of love 01:48 little bit of love 01:48 that is enough for now I think 01:48 little bit of love 01:48 awww 01:48 :( 01:48 :P 01:48 * shoofle gives Glench a little bit of love 01:48 :) 01:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench ----------------- 23:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 23:11 hmm 23:11 I wonder 23:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench ----------------- 22:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 22:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise ----------------- 01:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 01:30 I apologize for the +m, but I must make an impassioned plea. 01:30 Gentlefolk of XKCD, http://www.flickr.com/photos/hollyrp/2245642988/in/photostream/ 01:30 also http://l.armory.com/~cerise/phil.php 01:30 Philday is approaching. 01:30 I need an awesome cake. 01:30 Discuss 01:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise ----------------- 01:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 01:41 that is quite enough of that 01:41 ωνω Cellshot is now known as Oh_Hai_Airtank 01:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 01:42 ωνω Oh_Hai_Airtank was kicked from #xkcd by Glench (Glench) 01:42 ah, the sweet sound of op abuse 01:42 Music to my ears! 01:43 What would you like to talk about? 01:43 \o/ 01:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by zigdon 01:43 Nothing, huh? That's a shame. 01:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-t] by zigdon 01:44 airtank: I think you have to make me a mix tape cd because you are so indie :P 01:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+t] by ChanServ 01:44 You want me to? I totally will if your momz won't freak about about you getting stuff from internet friends. 01:44 ha 01:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-t] by ChanServ 01:44 he went out to dinner with his "interfriends" - how bad could it be? 01:45 welllll 01:45 thank you chanserv! 01:45 I didn't exactly uh 01:45 Oh, really? 01:45 tell her about that, zigdon 01:45 Hahahaha 01:45 can't, gotta get on the bike home before it gets too dark out 01:45 I used the pretense of going with my friend and spanish sexchange student 01:45 ωνω Bryan_Sierra is now known as Bryan 01:45 to providence 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v monthx] by Glench 01:45 Sweet! \o/ 01:46 <3 monthx 01:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v postmodern] by airtank 01:46 * postmodern breathes 01:46 :D 01:46 :D 01:46 Heya, pomo! 01:46 * zigdon goes to change into spandex 01:46 hi monthx! 01:46 zigdon: >_> 01:46 zigdon: Are you really planning on quitting by 10pm? 01:46 CoH, that is. 01:46 Glench: Are we pushing this too long? 01:47 ωνω Glench changed the topic of #xkcd to: Can't talk? Op abuse is wonderful! | Can't talk? /msg nickserv help register | The fifth doctor is running the survey | Is This IRC Channel For Real? Our Sources Say Yes! | 4 out of 5 doctors say that it's bad ethics to do a 5-doctor survey | We need a brian also. | time to institute an irc-based Turing Te 01:47 airtank: nah 01:47 http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/12/15/credibility.jpg <- hahahaha! 01:47 <3 Glench 01:47 we are good for a lil bit 01:47 ωνω apo_ is now known as apo 01:47 Glench: so what's the haps 01:47 sorry dudes! 01:47 sometimes it is just times for +m 01:47 I wanna know about the haps! 01:47 postmodern: the haps are so great 01:47 they are some fine haps 01:47 nohaps4me 01:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v flyingferret] by zigdon 01:48 how are your haps doin? 01:48 monthx: prob 01:48 look, I just want to know about the haps 01:48 esp if you're there :) 01:48 Same here, Glench. Same here. 01:48 monthx: \o/ 01:48 * Glench hoists monthx 01:48 my haps are pretty sweet. my baby cousin was born ~30 minutes ago and I had a very satisfactory meeting with my college advisor today 01:48 zigdon: All right, I'll head on up some time tonight then. 01:48 postmodern: :D :D 01:48 ωνω Tawnos is now known as Tawnos|lovesTheOps 01:48 awww 01:48 postmodern: Sweet! Everything going as planned then? 01:48 ωνω apo is now known as apoCanHasV 01:48 he's like a puppy scratching at the door 01:48 I <3 the Ops too. 01:48 monthx: it's looking pretty nice 01:49 postmodern: Good to hear! :) 01:49 hooray the haps are going well all around! 01:49 but alas 01:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 05:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Hermiene 05:54 Ok, so I have an idea. 05:55 What if everyone took the time to formulate their thoughts /before/ writing them down? 05:55 I mean, this channel is pretty full of people and the text scrolls pretty fast. 05:55 NO IT DOESN'T 05:55 I WANNA SAY STUFF NOW 05:55 IT NEEDS TO BE SAID 05:55 I'M TELLING YOU YOU'RE WRONG HERMIENE! 05:55 YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG AND YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON! 05:55 STOP MONOPOLIZING CHANNEL! 05:56 cerise is giving a perfect satirical example of how most of you are acting. 05:56 Observe. 05:56 I AM NOT! YOU'RE BEING A FUCKING CHILD ACTING ALL SUPERIOR AND SHIT! 05:56 WELL I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! 05:56 ωνω cerise was kicked from #xkcd by Hermiene (Wheeeeee [bbbzt!]) 05:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o cerise] by ChanServ 05:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Hermiene ----------------- 04:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by zigdon 04:05 ωνω doberoom was kicked from #xkcd by Glench (heh) 04:05 guys, I gotta go, I'll leave to you to deal with this fine mess :) 04:05 ωνω apo_ is now known as apocanhasv 04:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 04:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 04:08 ωνω SeveredHead is now known as WetCross 04:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 22:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:42 higgledy piggledy 22:42 flooding the topic, while 22:42 weee 22:42 not grounds for banning is 22:42 certainly lame; 22:42 think while you're stuffing 22:42 its poor face with bullshit 22:42 just how it will feel when i 22:42 ωνω Kittykat_ was kicked from #xkcd by cerise (Dude, trout is out!) 22:42 treat you the same 22:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+S] by Glench 22:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 22:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:45 dickety slurpety 22:45 content is queen, and 22:45 queen regnant she's not 22:45 but queen consort she is 22:45 funny is king, and i 22:45 fail to see humor in 22:46 filling my log with your 22:46 script kiddie jizz 22:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 22:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 22:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 22:54 yeah, I think we'll calm down for a bit 22:55 so khmer how's it going? 22:55 oh, you know 22:55 i'm learning to write higgledy-piggledys 22:55 how are mine so far? 22:55 what are those! 22:55 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_dactyl 22:56 anyone interested in putting things on my screen that aren't buttons you clicked, check out those awesome poems 22:58 can I click on the poems? 22:59 zigdon: you can, but i won't get it on my screen, so, hell 23:04 ooh, that was nice 23:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 23:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by skat_ 23:59 skat_: let's do this thing 23:59 lights out! 23:59 lights out is not funky at all! 23:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by skat_ ----------------- 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 08:46 The subject, everyone, is cocks. 08:46 I will be kicking anyone who breaks subject. 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise 19:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mc-S] by cerise 19:39 I JUST LOST THE GAME 19:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mc] by cerise ----------------- 23:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 23:20 I can't wait until pail's in here. 23:20 where are ban exceptions 23:20 itw as left over from http://l.armory.com/~cerise/xkcdboot 23:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 23:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 23:24 okay guys 23:25 everyone just knock it off, right now 23:25 you will be civil or you will be funny or you will get the fuck out 23:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*j.smith@*.nextgentel.com] by creature 23:25 are we clear? 23:25 good. 23:25 Just while Herm's connection is on the fritz. 23:25 ωνω sodiarcilus is now known as EATSHITFAGGOT 23:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 02:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 02:29 morner: Yes! Tell us about your shirt! 02:30 we could also, hey, not do that 02:30 :o 02:30 o: 02:30 Yeah -- I expected he'd tell us about his shirt 02:30 and I wanted to hear about it 02:30 Screw that! 02:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise 17:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by creature 17:43 Ladies and gentlemen, 17:43 Please be less lame. 17:43 Thank you, 17:43 -- The Management. 17:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by creature 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 17:44 I don't think they're ready yet. 17:44 ωνω Shoof1e is now known as Bart 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 00:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 00:06 Ok people. 00:07 C'mon. 00:07 We have better things to do than take cheap shots at women who aren't here to defend themselves. 00:07 Philday deserves better than that! Talk about something *fun*! 00:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise 07:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by sheefle 07:10 stop conversation for a moment 07:11 I need to get to sleep 07:11 * sheefle closes laptop lid 07:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by sheefle ----------------- 11:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 11:05 Ok people, here's the rule. 11:05 ωνω Hilter is now known as Cellshot_ 11:06 You get +v if you can name something more offensive than Hitler or the Holocaust. 11:06 ωνω Monarch is now known as wtfcerise 11:06 ωνω wtfcerise is now known as iwillthink 11:06 ωνω Cellshot_ is now known as Cerises_mom 11:06 I'd settle for something in which more people died. 11:06 ωνω Cerises_mom is now known as Cerises_mom_rolling_over 11:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by cerise 11:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Cerises_mom_rolling_over] by cerise 11:07 Christianity is a win! 11:07 FUCK YEA 11:07 Who's next? 11:07 Can I have my name back though? 11:07 No. 8) 11:08 Fine, I'll stay as this. 11:08 ωνω Monarch was kicked from #xkcd by cerise (For gross stupidity.) 11:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+i] by cerise 11:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-i] by cerise 11:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v The_Bubonic_Plague] by cerise 11:09 I'll give that one honorable mention. 11:09 i'll take that, lol 11:09 Geez people... 11:10 don't you read history? 11:10 You really can't think of anything? 11:10 it's been awhile since i read history tbh 11:10 civil war had a lot of deaths though iirc 11:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v dnc] by cerise 11:10 don't think it matched up to the holocaust though 11:10 Smallpox is a win there. 11:10 woo, thank you - not even my specialist area in history 11:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Monarch@*.sol2.cable.ntl.com] by cerise 11:11 ωνω Monarch was kicked from #xkcd by cerise (Really, exceptional stupidity.) 11:11 pyl: You get +v if you can name something more offensive/killed more people. than Hitler/the Holocaust 11:11 whos civil war? the us-ian one? i thought that was relatively low in terms of life lost? 11:12 yeah, the US one was the one i was thinking of...it did have a high death count, but i believe that again was in comparison to the US population at the time 11:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!*Monarch@*.sol2.cable.ntl.com] by cerise 11:13 Ok -- here's a lesson for you people. 11:13 relative to population is pretty good i guess. i mean in the time before xylon b or whatever it was you are looking at long timeframes to get to those figures 11:13 YOUR IQS ARE FLAT 11:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise 20:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer_at_work 20:07 ...actually i'm lying, this doesn't hurt me at all 20:09 i submit that the last two minutes have been a lot more interesting that what you people were talking about 20:09 now shape up or ship out 20:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer_at_work ----------------- 06:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 thunder 06:14 <3 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06:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v simonway] by cerise 06:16 Ok folks. 06:16 Let's return some semblance of normalcy to this channel 06:16 this <3 thunder has been brought to you by spam 06:16 the other OTHER white meat. 06:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise 08:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 08:18 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EXTRA DOLLAR!?!?!!!!??? 08:18 no, don't answer yet 08:18 it takes some thought 08:18 keep thinking 08:18 okay, gimme the answer 08:18 one person actually paid $10 still, they just don't realize it =p 08:18 Sign error! 08:19 nobody else? wow, this was a hard one 08:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 23:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by billygoat 23:52 OKAY GUYS 23:52 HERE'S HOW IT IS 23:52 FROM NOW ON WE WILL BE KICKING FOR EXTREME OBNOXIOUSNESS 23:53 WHAT WITH 4CHAN AND NEW FLOODS AND ALL 23:53 OVER THERE 23:53 THERE'S ROBOT9000 23:53 IN HERE 23:53 THERE'S JUST ME. 23:53 ωνω Larson is now known as Larson|olde 23:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by billygoat ----------------- 19:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 19:56 Ok. 19:56 Here's the rules. 19:56 Typos will get you a kick. 19:57 Omitted punctuation will get you a kick. 19:57 An uncapitalized letter at the beginning of a sentence will get you a kick. 19:57 Ok? Play ball! 19:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise ----------------- 08:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 08:41 Ok, I have to apologize. 08:41 I know xkcd would prefer that this chatter *didn't* happen in this room. 08:42 so I'm going to respect his wishes by politely suggesting a different topic. 08:42 Instead of going about the other gender 08:42 let's talk about how much Cloverfield sucked! 08:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise ----------------- 18:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 18:13 stop it. 18:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 02:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 02:08 gah, this is awful 02:08 ωνω Fredd is now known as WON_THE_GAME 02:08 ωνω Nykonis is now known as HI_GLENCH 02:08 ωνω HI_GLENCH is now known as Nykonis 02:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 02:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+R] by Glench 02:13 ωνω squiddle is now known as relsqui 02:13 hi relsqui 02:13 how's the weather up there? 02:13 hey pomo. wtf is going on? 02:14 weather is ridiculously gorgeous 02:14 scroll up, it explains itself better than I could 02:14 people are retards. check. 02:14 ωνω YOUR_MASTERY_OF_IRC_MODES_IS_N was kicked from #xkcd by postmodern (postmodern) 02:14 relsqui: :D 02:14 I like how you phrased that 02:15 it seemed adequately specific 02:15 if you're going to leave it +m, you have to also leave it +i to prevent joinspam. 02:15 if you want a channel, though, you have to do neither 02:15 blah, we're fine I think 02:16 define "fine." 02:16 I see an assload of spam 02:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*ignacio@*.1019AEB7.A32E60CA.IP] by Glench 02:17 ωνω LOL_AMIRITE_DAMNIT was kicked from #xkcd by Glench (no) 02:17 yeah ok, maybe you're right relsqui 02:18 ωνω postmodern is now known as postzilla 02:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o postmodern] by ChanServ 02:19 postmodern: I would just suggest reading up on chatzilla's docs 02:19 because I'm not too familiar with it 02:20 I might just do that, that way I don't have to run two irc clients at once 02:20 yes 02:20 noamsml: unless you have a reason please stop hopping 02:20 I'm already somewhat familiar with aliasing on this, so I can probably whittle it down to something really simple 02:21 I hope we've all learned something 02:21 for me, that that was too long to +m 02:22 for you all to just shut up once in a while maybe? 02:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench ----------------- 16:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Hermiene 16:20 Ok, listen up. 16:20 * creature tilts head to one side. 16:20 I don't want to be a fascist, but we've had this discussion ad nauseum and it's tiring. 16:20 Atheism isn't a belief, and most atheists are atheists only by incident. 16:21 They're also rationalists, humanists, non-astrologers etc. 16:21 (C.f. Russell's teapot.) 16:21 Thank you. 16:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Hermiene ----------------- 15:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 15:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 00:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 00:33 * shoofle swims harder 00:34 * shoofle puts on some nice music 00:34 ωνω ftr is now known as well_shit 00:34 ωνω well_shit is now known as ftr 00:34 * Glench changes his foot position and begins corkscrewing! 00:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 00:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 15:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 15:21 ...you know what 15:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 22:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by khmer 22:41 khmer: ...you were singing? 22:42 Love is sweet misery 22:42 I was crying just to get you 22:42 Now I'm dying cause I let you 22:42 Do what you do, down on me, yeah! 22:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mcN] by cerise ----------------- 05:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by xkcd 05:19 You broke my factoid. 05:19 YOU BROKE MY FACTOID. 05:19 Emoticons cannot fully express my despair. 05:19 :( 05:19 ^-- see? 05:19 ωνω Cellshot|Yaoi was kicked from #xkcd by xkcd (:( :( :() 05:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by xkcd ----------------- 23:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 23:38 AHEM 23:38 ENOUGH WITH THE BOTSPAM 23:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench ----------------- 00:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 00:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+c] by root 00:57 saying i love you 00:57 is not the words i want to hear from you 00:57 it's not that i want you 00:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+t] by postmodern 00:57 not to say, but if you only knew 00:57 how easy 00:57 it would be to show me how you 00:57 fee-eeeel 00:57 more than words 00:57 is all you have to 00:57 do to make it 00:57 reallll 00:57 then you wouldn't have to 00:58 say-aaay 00:58 that you love me 00:58 cause i'd all 00:58 reaaaadyyy 00:58 know 00:58 what wouuuuld youuu dooo 00:58 if my heart was torn in twooooo 00:58 more than words 00:58 to show you feel 00:58 that your love for me is real 00:58 what would you say 00:58 if i took those words awaaay 00:58 then you couldn't make things new 00:58 just by saaaaayiiiing i looove 00:58 youuuuuuuuuuuu 00:58 youuuuuu 00:58 (blowjobs) 00:59 da dee daa de daa 00:59 (put out) 00:59 (you frigid cunt) 00:59 now that i've triiiied tooo 00:59 talk to you and make you understand 00:59 all you have to do 00:59 is close your eyes and just reach out your hands 00:59 (handjobs) 00:59 and touuuuch meeee 00:59 (I've been singing for about 2 minutes and a half, this constitutes for a handjob) 00:59 hold me close don't 00:59 ever let me goooooo 00:59 more than woooords 00:59 * root throws tomatoes 00:59 is all i ever needed you to show 01:00 (stuff your face with cock) 01:00 then you wouldn't have to say 01:00 that you love me 01:00 cause iiiii'd 01:00 all 01:00 reeaaadyyy 01:00 knooooooooooooow 01:00 * root throws ROTTEN tomatoes 01:00 (whaaat woooould youuu dooo) 01:00 (if my heart was torn in two) 01:00 more than words 01:00 to show you feel 01:00 that your love for me is real 01:00 (what would you saaay) 01:00 (if i took those words away) 01:00 (would you stand up and walk out on me?) 01:00 (lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song) 01:00 then you're choking on my cock 01:00 and i sure like that a lot! 01:00 (I will try not to sing out of key) 01:01 then you couldn't make things new 01:01 just by saying i love 01:01 (Oh baby, have a little help from my friends) 01:01 youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 01:01 [love lift us up where we belooooooong] 01:01 [where eagles flyyyyyy] 01:01 [on a mountain hiiiiiigh] 01:01 [love makes us act like we are foooooools] 01:01 (I'm tellin you) 01:01 (There ain't no mountain high enough) 01:01 (ain't no valley low enough) 01:01 (ain't no river wide enough) 01:01 [throw our lives away for one happy dayyyyy] 01:02 (to keep me from getting to you babe) 01:02 LIFE IS A MYS 01:02 TE 01:02 RY 01:02 I HEAR YOU CALL 01:02 MY 01:02 NAME 01:02 AND IT 01:02 FEELS 01:02 LIIIKE 01:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mtcN] by root ----------------- 15:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 15:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 15:39 uh oh 15:39 thanks Celes 15:39 yes 15:39 thank you 15:40 sorry we weren 15:40 weren't faster. 15:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+R] by shoofle 15:42 ok 15:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 15:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 15:44 We got hit by spammers. This happens occasionally. +R only lets registered nicks enter channel, +N makes it so no one can change nicks, +m is mute. We are working to solve the problems. 15:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 17:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 17:40 Reality check, people. 17:40 Plenty of people on /b/ frequent this channel. 17:40 That is all. 17:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise ----------------- 04:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 04:07 :O 04:07 hey postmodern I'm going to bed 04:07 can you unmute in a couple minutes? 04:08 Glench: will do. enjoy your sleep! 04:08 :D 04:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+t] by postmodern 04:09 just to be safe :p 04:10 This would be a lot more fun with other ops to talk with, and I must admit that I'm not very good at storytime. 04:10 Another 2 minutes should do it. 04:10 Doot doot doot 04:11 Weather sure is lovely. 04:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Lhyzz] by ChanServ 04:12 hi Lhyzz. it's quiet time for another 10 seconds 04:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mtN] by postmodern 15:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 15:38 It's quiet time 15:39 Listen to the calming noises of the sea. 15:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Lhyzz ----------------- 20:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 20:19 hey look, another conversation! 20:19 ωνω Cellshot is now known as Cellshot|VomitingOnGlench 20:19 um, you all suck! 20:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 20:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 20:37 :O 20:37 :) 20:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench ----------------- 08:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by xkcd 08:43 _ _ _ _ _ 08:43 | |__ (_) __ _ (_) _ __ | |_ __ _ _ __ | | __ 08:43 | '_ \ | | / _` || || '__|| __|/ _` || '_ \ | |/ / 08:43 | | | || | | (_| || || | | |_| (_| || | | || < 08:43 |_| |_||_| \__,_||_||_| \__|\__,_||_| |_||_|\_\ 08:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by xkcd 19:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 19:02 Everyone in #xkcd 19:02 You're welcome 19:02 That is all 19:02 ωνω Monarc1 is now known as Monarch 19:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mc] by cerise ----------------- 08:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by squiddle 08:55 walk away from the computer 08:55 take a deep breath 08:55 stop caring about internet arguments 08:55 ready? 08:55 ... 08:55 no, that wasn't enough time 08:55 stop thinking about what you're going to say when I unmoderate 08:55 stop thinking about the other person 08:55 stop thinking about why you're angry 08:55 walk away and do something that makes you happy 08:56 I'm closing the laptop as soon as I unmod 08:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by squiddle 15:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 15:39 no, kakos, it doesn't 15:39 the point needs to be made that climate change, like gender politics 15:39 and racial politics 15:39 and macroeconomics 15:39 has been driven to such a ridiculous fever pitch 15:40 (i could say "by the popular media" here, which stupidly villainizes an extension of our own consciousness) 15:40 that we are unable, regardless of our personal intelligence or level of knowledge 15:40 to accurately perceive the difference between when our judgments are being legitimately challenged 15:41 and when our stereotypes and caricatures of the other side are being stroked 15:41 i welcome you all to discuss the (interesting) minutiae of climate study 15:41 but do not fill up my log with the same ten polemics, like chest-beating fucknozzles at a speed-dating party that got misbooked for freerepublic.com and democraticunderground 15:41 once again, your opponents are not caricatures 15:41 they are not uneducated, they are not in someone's pocket 15:42 they probably, like you, see you as being foolish 15:42 the difference between you and them 15:42 is that you can stop that 15:42 message concludes 15:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 13:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 13:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by shoofle 13:03 nom nom nom 13:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 13:03 nom nom nom 13:03 nom nom nom 13:03 nom nom nom 13:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 00:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by root 00:30 I muted it first! 00:31 Masterwabbit: that 00:31 ! 00:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 00:31 it's a party 00:31 before anyone gets any annoying ideas 00:31 and only +v's are invited? 00:31 I feel horrible and elitist. 00:31 +vip 00:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Masterwabbit] by root 00:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Masterwabbit Masterwabbit Masterwabbit] by ChanServ 00:31 ha, whoa 00:31 That's weird. 00:31 What...just...happened? 00:31 root: i've been having the same trouble on slashnet 00:32 Masterwabbit: Now you can actually talk. 00:32 i reported it to andy church, but he hasn't been able to figure out what causes it 00:32 chanserv is cranky 00:32 It's obviously any mode change. 00:32 Anyway, Glench, why did you want to mute channel? 00:32 Because, otherwise, I'm going -mN it. 00:32 root: MORE THAN A FEELING 00:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 01:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 01:59 Glanch 01:59 are you guys dumb? 02:00 man 02:00 xkcd: I see you'd like some glanch dressing 02:00 Glench: I started it, as usual. 02:00 Aww, yay! 02:00 pMeanwhile, back at the Glanch.] 02:00 xkcd: but you're spedcial! 02:00 [Meanwhile, back at the Glanch.] 02:00 aw, so close 02:00 xkcd: add add add! 02:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 05:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 05:12 >( 05:13 you're on time-out, #xkcd. 05:13 ωνω I is now known as InitHello 05:13 ωνω hexium is now known as timeoutsdontstopnickchanges 05:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by airtank 05:13 that does. 05:13 doot doo doooo. 05:14 :D hahaaa 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 07:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 07:14 sike 07:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 04:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 04:02 you guys do this every night 04:02 ωνω We is now known as Frued 04:02 ωνω God is now known as Brain 04:02 ωνω Frued is now known as Freud 04:02 ωνω Brain is now known as The_Brain 04:02 ωνω Kant is now known as Phallus 04:02 and i wouldn't have noticed if someone hadn't highlighted me 04:02 >( 04:02 ωνω JesusChrist is now known as God 04:02 ωνω dummies_for_dummies is now known as Joseph_Smith 04:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by airtank 04:02 hmph. 04:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by airtank 23:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Shrdlu 23:22 * I think that natalia wants to beat You up. 23:22 No, we're done with <3 thunder. 23:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Shrdlu 23:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by root 23:38 Jesus Christ people! 23:38 Man went to the moon on 64k! 23:38 337 MB IS HUGE 23:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by root ----------------- 01:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by postmodern 01:03 WE ARE NICE AND APPROACHABLE PEOPLE 01:03 IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE PLEASE PM US 01:03 THANK YOU <3 01:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by postmodern ----------------- 00:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 00:07 GO, MY MINIONS 00:07 MAKE CENTRIFUPORN! 00:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 22:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by root 22:20 thatGuy 22:20 YOU 22:20 ARE 22:20 DEAD 22:20 INSIDE 22:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by root ----------------- 22:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 22:38 er oops 22:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle 22:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 22:54 ωνω nazgjunk is now known as shoofle`aww`sadface 22:54 ωνω shoofle`aww`sadface is now known as nazgjunk 22:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by zigdon 22:54 Thanks. 22:54 : 22:54 ) 22:54 * shoofle leans back in his chair and lets out a long sigh. 22:55 shoofle shoofle shoofle tell us a story! :) 22:55 Okay, here's the thing. 22:56 Everyone sees the world a different way. 22:56 Some of us think there's no such thing as absolute truth. 22:56 And some of us think that absolute truth is gained through faith and prayer and study of certain books. 22:57 Some of us think that absolute truth is gained through careful observance of the world around us. 22:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o morner] by ChanServ 22:58 also, don't forget: some of us don't think it matters enough what people think on the subject for it to be worth thinking about, let alone discussing ad nauseum 22:58 also: what's with the +m? 22:58 Right! That's the other thing! 22:58 I got fed up 22:58 shoofle was trying to make a point 22:58 morner: it makes you look better than orner! 22:58 very slowly though :) 22:59 that's why he added the +o just now! 22:59 if you were just orner i'd worry about you getting ornery 22:59 can i tkake away the +m? 22:59 The other thing is that when someone is absolutely sure of the validity of their truth, very little will shake that. 22:59 And there's really no point trying. 22:59 everyone on the internet is absolutely certain that they're right 22:59 and will never ever be swayed 22:59 ever 22:59 ever ever ever ever ever 22:59 morner: but I *am* right. 22:59 Because they won't accept arguments from your viewpoint, because they're not based on their validity. 22:59 everyone shut up now. 23:00 and shoofle' is wrong. 23:00 maybe you need to get cancer before you realise how silly these discussions are 23:00 morner: you know, maybe you're right! 23:00 The only way you can fight someone is on their ground. 23:00 maybe i am 23:00 wait 23:00 damn it 23:00 Until you're willing to do that, you're just blowing smoke. 23:00 UH OH 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 23:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by root 23:55 I don't know why. 23:55 but channel really screams to be muted right now 23:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by root 23:55 and don't try any of that sneaky nick changing either 23:55 DON'T MAKE ME MAKE IT +r either 23:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by root ----------------- 02:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by cerise 02:20 Ok -- friends, I apologize 02:21 I led channel off the tracks 02:21 I thought a short sexist joke would just be funny 02:21 and not lead into more and more banter about it. 02:21 Let's pretend I never said anything 02:21 Let's also pretend that we all respect women 02:21 wait -- fuck. I just did it again 02:21 Ok -- you know what I mean 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by cerise ----------------- 08:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by zigdon 08:11 ωνω natjo was kicked from #xkcd by postraptor (SKREEEEEEEE) 08:11 * raptorsqui looks around 08:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by zigdon 17:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 17:17 you guys just chill the fuck out okay 17:17 chill OUT 17:17 CALM DOWN 17:17 EVERYONE STOP YELLING 17:17 for FUCK'S SAKE would everyone PLEASE 17:17 PLEASE SHUT UP 17:17 I CAN'T STAND ALL THE NOISE 17:17 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN 17:17 ωνω ChibiFirli is now known as NO_U 17:17 FUCK SHIT 17:17 OH GOD 17:17 ωνω _Guana is now known as help_i_cant_talk 17:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by khmer 23:35 rrr 23:35 rrrrrrrrr 23:35 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrradish 23:35 radish radish 23:35 raaaaadish 23:35 nngh 23:35 raddddisshhhh 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 04:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 04:30 ok good job guys! 04:30 now it's over! 04:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:49 there you go, now you guys will be helpful 22:51 * zigdon *tumbleweeds* 22:51 i really do feel like now you guys are telling me everything useful that you know 22:51 and i really appreciate it 22:51 aren't they sweet? 22:52 fine 22:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 23:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 23:06 I feel like this is just going to result in an explosion of stupidity when quiet time goes away 23:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 07:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 07:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by shoofle 07:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 07:48 ωνω shoofle changed the topic of #xkcd to: BUCKET FIGHTS | wooters: please vote! http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=16493 | The doorway to hell. http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=1830 | Monarch may be pregnant. | waiting who's pregnant, WHO TOLD? | #xkcd: Do not use if pregnant | http://ln-s.net/1stC | And how! | Offering free medical advice f 07:48 * shoofle punches Bucket 07:48 * Bucket roundhouse kicks shoofle 07:48 * shoofle kick Bucket 07:48 * shoofle kicks Bucket 07:48 * Bucket dies slowly from internal haemorhagging 07:48 :( 07:48 * shoofle wins the fight 07:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle 07:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 07:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by shoofle 07:49 * shoofle punches Bucket 07:49 * Bucket knocks out shoofle 07:49 * shoofle goes out cold 07:49 * Bucket wins the fight! 07:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 05:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by IceKarma 05:16 okay, that's about enough of that 05:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by IceKarma ----------------- 06:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 06:14 Bucket: literal bastard 06:14 oh, right 8) 06:14 ωνω DoubleAW is now known as relsquiISOPPRESSINGUS 06:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by relsqui 06:14 Bucket: literal bastard 06:14 literal bastard: $someone is a bastard 06:14 ωνω relsquiISOPPRESSINGUS is now known as DoubleAW 06:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 06:14 Bucket: bastard =~ s/\$someone/SeveredCross/ 06:14 Ok, relsqui 06:14 Bucket: bastard is DoubleAW is a bastard 06:14 Ok, relsqui 06:14 Bucket: literal bastard 06:14 literal bastard: SeveredCross is a bastard 06:14 | DoubleAW is a bastard 06:15 ωνω snark is now known as gnightall 06:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui 22:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 22:57 are we going to have to pass around the ritalin bong today? 22:57 so, Glench, how was your day? 22:58 it's raining! 22:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Ephphatha] by ChanServ 22:58 aww, or yay, depending on your outlook 22:58 I went outside and stood in the rain and listened to the thunder 22:58 but I keep waking up too late 22:58 at like 11am 22:59 it's been pretty clear here most of the day, except that it rained last night 22:59 so the sidewalks and parking lots were all wet 22:59 lots o' lightning 23:00 ^-- the real meaning of "lol" 23:00 I love thunderstorms, but I live somewhere that hardly ever gets them. 23:01 you can have all of ours... we've been getting them excessively 23:01 well maybe not all of them 23:01 half 23:01 ok spam time 23:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 19:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:44 turn arounnnnnd 19:45 ... 19:45 * khmer elbows postmodern 19:45 * khmer siiiiiiigh 19:45 from the top 19:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 20:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:57 OKAY 20:57 WELCOME TO THE FUCKING WAR ROOM 20:58 THE FIRST SECURITY PRECAUTION IS THAT THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING _SIMPSONS_ 20:58 AND IT IS NOT _SOUTH PARK_ 20:58 I AM NOT AN ERRANT UNIX PROCESS 20:58 AND THIS IS NOT AN EPISODE OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, THE VENTURE BROTHERS, OR THE BERENSTAIN FUCKING BEARS 20:58 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AND WE HAVE TELEKINESIS MONKEYS AND WOLVERINE FROGS TO CONTEND WITH 20:59 NOW IF YOU VIOLATE MY NAMESPACE WITH A HACKNEYED LAZY CLICHE FROM A SLASHDOT SIGNATURE ONE MORE TIME 20:59 DURING THIS SENSITIVE AND TERRIFYING THRILL RIDE OF ZOOLOGY 20:59 THEN I'M GOING TO ROBOT NINJA MONKEY OVERLORD ELEPHANT ZORD 20:59 SIGKILL SIGTERM 20:59 WIPE WIPE 20:59 WAX OFF 20:59 KILL YOUR FAMILY 20:59 MESSAGE CONCLUDES 21:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 23:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 23:06 ωνω Nadando changed the topic of #xkcd to: Your mom loves deity except in bed 23:06 everyone go outside 23:06 But it bothers me because it's a common misconception, and Lord Xenu knows I hate those. 23:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Hermiene 23:35 Ok people, listen up. 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by zigdon 23:35 There's a difference between being right and being an asshole about it. 23:36 There's a difference between being pettishly small-minded and angry. 23:36 Can there be civility, please? 23:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Hermiene ----------------- 08:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by zigdon 08:10 :) 08:10 We didn't start the fire 08:10 No we didn't light it 08:10 But we tried to fight it 08:11 don't get shy now. 08:11 Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac 08:11 Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai" 08:11 Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball 08:11 Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide 08:11 Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia 08:11 hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go 08:12 U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy 08:12 Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo 08:12 We didn't start the fire 08:12 It was always burning 08:12 Since the world's been turning 08:12 We didn't start the fire 08:12 No we didn't light it 08:12 But we tried to fight it 08:12 Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land" 08:13 Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion 08:13 "Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania 08:13 Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson 08:13 Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex 08:13 JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say 08:13 We didn't start the fire 08:13 It was always burning 08:13 Since the world's been turning 08:13 We didn't start the fire 08:13 No we didn't light it 08:13 But we tried to fight it 08:13 Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again 08:14 Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock 08:14 Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline 08:14 Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan 08:14 "Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide 08:14 Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz 08:14 Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law 08:14 Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore 08:14 We didn't start the fire 08:14 But when we are gone 08:14 Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on... 08:15 :) 08:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by zigdon ----------------- 01:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 01:41 sorry, folks 01:41 kind of weird that death to the canadians was in there 01:41 let's see what happens 01:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 19:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:21 be more interesting 19:21 Liet-Kynes: chill the fuck out 19:21 * khmer cups ear 19:21 airtank: Not in person, alas. 19:22 wow, that's fascinating 19:22 way more interesting than what you were saying earlier 19:22 i agree. 19:22 * creature concurs. 19:22 would you guys like any tea? 19:22 ok i've gotta go to a meeting 19:22 oh, pity. 19:22 Enjoy! 19:22 it's jasmine tea. 19:23 be good, folks! 19:23 keep up the good work. 19:23 airtank: Loose leaf or in bags? 19:23 I've never had a good cup of jasmine tea in a teabag, alas. Loose leaf is the way to go. 19:23 bags. we have the necessary things to make loose-leaf tea, but they're lost in boxes somewhere. 19:23 Pff, just let the leaves sink to the bottom. 19:24 i'm scared that i'll choke. 19:24 ... on tea leaves? 19:24 hahahafkjalsdkjf 19:24 no 19:24 i think we have something else 19:24 it's not leaves 19:24 we're going on five minutes. do you think they're freking out? 19:25 freking. 19:25 I'm finding it hard to care. 19:25 me too. 19:25 this is kinda like a nice little PM. 19:26 okay, channel. 19:26 i want you guys to each think of something interesting to say. 19:26 airtank: You may like this. I did. www.exitahead.co.uk . 19:26 i mean really think. 19:26 i'll give you five minutes to think about it. 19:26 I've bought 3 things already. 19:26 oooh, that is cool indeed! 19:27 you're last.fm crazy, sir. 19:27 I am indeed. 19:27 what do you think i should eat for lunch? 19:28 I had Chinese, but it wasn't that great. I think perhaps a baked potato topped with cream cheese and a side salad could go down well. 19:28 oh, look, quiet time :) 19:28 not too keen on baked potatoes. i might just make ham & eggs though. 19:28 airtank: I have the *cutest* video clip to show you. 19:29 oh my gosh i have one to show you too 19:29 airtank: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/7436852.stm 19:29 hang on 19:29 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU 19:30 holy god 19:30 airtank: Oh my! 19:30 I had a cat who used to snore. He was adoreable. 19:31 i think i'm going to freak out at the cuteness 19:31 http://ethicsgirls.com/stuff/charlie.jpg 19:31 i see your long hair 19:31 :) 19:31 oh, it's been five minutes. 19:31 guys, i hope you thought of interesting things to say. 19:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by airtank ----------------- 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*nigger56@*.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] by relsqui 03:49 ωνω nigger`76` was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*nigger12@*.D02E2C71.57FAE19C.IP] by relsqui 03:49 ωνω wetback`38` was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by creature 21:33 Gentlemen, I have a question. 21:33 It's pretty specific, so I wanted to make sure I got your attention. 21:34 I am looking for someone who has a) purchased a T shirt from the Achewood store, b) has it to hand, and c) also has a tape measure. 21:34 Thank you for your attention. 21:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by creature ----------------- 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by IceKarma 20:36 I'm getting tired of this myself 20:36 take the bot nonsense to #bucket, plzkthxbai 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by IceKarma ----------------- 06:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mR] by relsqui 06:17 ωνω guest1234 was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 06:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*me@*.ptldor.dsl-w.verizon.net] by relsqui 06:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*partwalru@*.53456C50.19CB0D82.IP] by relsqui 06:17 ωνω Bortex was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 06:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Hhhhh@*.ph.ph.cox.net] by relsqui 06:17 ωνω Hhhhh was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 06:17 that one was kind of an instinct 06:17 yeah clearly we're so elite 06:17 nah not interested in even discussing it 06:17 *bangs shield* 06:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 05:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 05:35 no, seriously 05:35 take a step back 05:35 come back when you can be civil to each other 05:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 00:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by creature 00:27 STORY TIME. 00:27 So, a couple of weekends ago I was out cycling. It was a nice spring day, so I went out for a ride. 00:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by zigdon 00:27 I was cycling through Chelsea when I pulled up at some traffic lights. 00:27 While I was sitting there, waiting for them to go green, a bald, middle-aged man pulled up next to me. 00:28 He was driving a cherry red, open-top Porche. With the top down. 00:28 And to top this scene off, he was listening to Coldplay. Loudly. Seemingly oblivious to the very embodiment he was of the mid-life crisis. 00:29 The moral of this story is: don't listen to Coldplay in public. People will look upon you as a horrible warning to others. 00:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 06:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 06:17 quiet time! 06:18 \o/ 06:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*obrasreal@*.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] by Glench 06:21 ωνω LoseTheGame was kicked from #xkcd by Glench (Glench) 06:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 16:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:47 nice. 16:47 khmer, I don't happen to speak any of the Bantu languages 16:47 IceKarma i accuse you of secretly funding tsvangari 16:47 ... but I can spell Tsvangirai 16:47 AHAAAAA 16:48 * khmer points a skeletal, vibrating finger 16:48 WHITE DEVIL 16:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 04:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Cassioromeda] by khmer 04:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-ha Cassioromeda Cassioromeda] by ChanServ 04:38 yes, we should 04:39 She's bullimic and she didn't want to disappoint the family we were with so she'd hide the cow tongue they fed us in napkins and go flush it int he toilet up staris 04:39 stairs* 04:39 you're not supposed to flush anything down the toilet aside from waste in mexico cause the pipes are so weak 04:39 and my luck, it continously clogged on me... really, really disgusting 04:40 that all you got? 04:40 very embarrassing... clogged at least 5 times 04:40 good warmup! 04:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 04:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:42 apo_: ^^ 04:42 folks, i get nosebleeds. 04:42 yay story time 04:42 it's due to a Situation from my past 04:42 i had my nose broken at age 12, and for those of you who suspect from my demeanor and battle-scarred visage that i earned it through fisticuffs you are sadly mistaken 04:43 i broke my nose while clumsily playing at a pool party, when a girl jumped off the high dive and landed on my face 04:43 lol 04:43 that sounds awesome! 04:43 it didn't heal cleanly and now it always points north-northwest regardless of my cardinal direction 04:43 skat_: SHHHHH 04:43 you'll lose graham cracker privileges 04:43 sorry. 04:43 now then 04:43 ever since that weeklong period of cranial woe 04:44 i have had somewhat weak skin up in dem nasal passages 04:44 a dry day 04:44 a furious slap from your aunt after finding me with your mother 04:44 or, and herein lies the rub, a particularly strenuous movement of the bowels 04:44 so we find ourselves in the bathroom at a chain restaurant 04:45 at the 17th birthday party of the girl who broke my nose, accidentally, at age 12 04:45 i'm an irregular guy in a few ways, and after the appetizer course i found it necessary to make plop-plops 04:46 now here i am in the stall, trashed from my 1.25 glasses of widmer hefeweizen i snuck 04:46 dropping a fierce double deuce and gazing dreamily into the middle distance 04:46 i wash my hands in a haze of alcohol and ardor for the birthday girl 04:47 on the way out some dude looks at me real strange 04:47 i assume i'm showing how drunk i am, so i draw myself up and endeavor to speak very carefully, and act very alert 04:47 so i get back to the table and give the whole party an exaggerated wave! 04:47 hi, folks! 04:47 khmer, says my buddy steve, although he used my given name at the time 04:48 this is a very special day for you 04:48 you've become a woman, he says, to guffaws all around the table and a horrified headhands from the birthday girl 04:48 and sure enough, a red stain spread lazily across my khakis, right in the spot where, i'm sure, ladies, you once produced a similar phenomenon 04:48 the moral of the story, folks 04:49 is though it may be unpleasant, though you may long for the stars and relief and the love of a woman 04:49 keep your nose over the bowl 04:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 04:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:51 well where are you going to stand? 04:51 cause yours is short 04:52 i've got my petard right here, i'll just hoist 04:52 and now, postmodern with: story time 04:52 down in front 04:52 good man. well, like I mentioned earlier, this thing's not much of a knee-slapper, it's just a little strange 04:52 I work at the electronics department at Sears, which means I pretty much sell TVs and a couple of other electronic devices 04:53 And a guy, probably in his mid 60s, a sort of beach boy-ish looking guy, walks up to me, a look of nervousness and perhaps shame on his face 04:54 I do my regular "welcome to sears, how can I help you today" schtick and he decides to ask me about some computer stuff. Now, we don't sell computers in the department but I figured maybe I could still help him out with whatever he needed 04:55 He proceeds to ask me about making purchases on the internet, very bashfully, on "a website". He never once mentions the name of it, but only gives a hypothetical payment sum that is, rather curiously, worth 29.99 USD 04:56 Bucket: glorious cucumber hovercraft is grabs a Kitchenade blender and pops eight Viagra 04:56 rpm: SHHHHH 04:56 it's STORYTIME 04:56 OH, apologies. 04:56 Now, the guy's turning awfully red here, because he's not aware that a lot of credit card entry sites are pretty straightforward and ask you pretty much the same questions, that is, billing address, phone number, perhaps creating an account with the website to save your credit info for returning customers 04:57 however, he mentions that the site is very happy to take one-time payments, or say monthly payments at the previously mentioned hypothetical price tag 04:57 so, by this point, I think we all know the guy's asking me how to subscribe for porn online 04:57 And I'm on the verge of cracking a grin 04:58 but I do my very best to just guide him through it carefully. I wish I could say that there was a great line at the end of this that really gave it away, but unfortunately there was no such opportunity 04:59 but his incredible effort to completely avoid telling me what site he was signing up for or what he was paying for really left me thinking 04:59 that's pretty much it, it was amusing to me :p 04:59 fin 04:59 thank youuuu! 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:00 now you guys asked 05:00 and insisted 05:00 i feel i have not maed the rules of storytime clear 05:00 we are telling stories, not reviewing them 05:00 this is nazi oper khmer telling you to be nice 05:00 overnout 05:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:04 action! 05:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v PSOAddict] by khmer 05:05 whooops, sorry 05:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa PSOAddict PSOAddict] by ChanServ 05:05 So I was in the dressing room for the musical, listening to Kevin Aviance or like some drag queen. This really nerdy kid starts talking to me. This is in the middle of the show, he's supposed to be on stage right then. Right. Then. And I'm openly gay to these people, so he knows. 05:05 it's always the little things! 05:05 you're right about that 05:05 anyway 05:05 so he's like.... "Hey Ross... you know how you feel.. something... when you're around.. guys?" 05:05 and I'm like fuckfuckfuckthis guy probably has a knife and he's going to rape me 05:06 um, so anyway 05:06 I'm like, "Well sure, I'm gay." 05:06 and he's like "Will you have sex with me?" and I'm like ohshitfuckfuck here it comes 05:06 I am getting so many people to quit! 05:06 anyway 05:06 so he unbuttons his pants and I'm like "uh STOP" 05:07 and he just whips it out 05:07 out comes the biggest thing I have seen ever. porn or otherwise 05:07 and then in walks 05:07 the musical director. 05:07 who is 50 05:07 and married and has children and is incredibly conservative 05:07 and he managed to not see this guy whipping it out 05:08 because he was standing behind like this thing 05:09 and he's like "Hey has anyone seen ?" 05:09 and I'm just like. "nooooo." 05:09 and he turns around and leaves 05:09 and so this guy is like ross I want you... 05:09 PSOAddict I want you... 05:09 I mean 05:09 and then I take a can of mace out of my purse 05:09 problem solved 05:09 we'll pretend we didn't see that :) 05:09 but that's not all 05:09 he starts telling people I tried to rape him 05:09 later on I mean 05:09 and so I just grab him and I enter black drag queen mode 05:10 and I say, "You had better keep it cute girlfriend or I'm going to fucking rip you to shreds." 05:10 so I saw the biggest dick of my life 05:10 some mediocre uninteresting drama happened 05:10 anddddd it was gross 05:10 the end 05:10 woohoo 05:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:14 hold up 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v hooloo] by Ephphatha 05:14 your emcee had to peee 05:14 hooloo: take it away! 05:14 and then, if you please, return it 05:14 shh khmer, it's story time 05:15 Like I said, the principal was subbing for my seventh grade science class. 05:15 You should know that I went to Christian schools from Kindergarten until college. 05:15 So the lesson was the roots of plant systems. 05:16 The principal had drawn a diagram of a carrot in the ground. 05:16 Only he wasn't a very good artist. 05:16 The shape looked very...familiar. 05:17 In other words, phallic. 05:17 Of course, the whole class was giggling. 05:17 It got even worse when he drew the little roots that grew from the carrot. 05:18 He even described them as "hairs." 05:18 Naturally, more laughter. 05:18 He then described the carrot as "pushing through the soil." 05:18 The class was howling at this point. 05:19 He said "I know what you guys are laughing at." 05:20 He was obviously pissed. 05:21 He then loses his composure and says "I try to draw a root, and you guys think it's a penis." 05:21 We're all practically falling out of our chairs. 05:21 I held out the longest before laughing. 05:22 I was both a geek and goody two-shoes, trying to pretend that I didn't know about sex. 05:22 The end. 05:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v natjo] by khmer 05:25 take it! 05:25 okay 05:25 I was 11 and my mom, my step-dad dean, his best bud tommy, and me we're in the car at the taco bell drive thru 05:26 i was in the front seat with my mom driving and the dudes in the back seat 05:26 there was a special for hard tacos and we ordered a shit load of them because there was a party at the house 05:27 so there was about 4 bags and they had two back there with them and two upfront and tommy asked if they gave us any of that hot sauce stuff and i said 10-4 GB 05:28 dean asked what does GB stand for and tommy said goats breath well dean thought tommy was making fun of dean so dean picked up a bag of tacos and started beating tommy over the head with it 05:29 then tommy picked the other up and started beating dean in the head and then deans bagged ripped and taco was everywhere and then a cop pulled us over 05:29 because he saw two dudes fighting in the back seat 05:30 and they almost got arrested because i was only 11 but i was okay and it was just fun watching two dudes fighting in the back seat with tacos and they were already drunk 05:30 fin 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Ephphatha 05:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Ephphatha 05:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Queen_Sarah] by Ephphatha 05:34 esp sexy tacos 05:34 That was the intended result 05:34 ooo, it's me! 05:34 okay 05:34 so 05:34 don't ever try to oneline a channel mode change and a user mode change... 05:34 shh 05:34 you can, but you have to be careful 05:34 in 2nd year (i was about 13 or 14) i was in biology class and the biology teach liked to give us a test every week 05:35 just a sort of test your knowledge thing 05:35 and so we were doing this, last class on a friday 05:35 and suddenly, we hear a phone on silent ring start going off really loudly 05:35 and this girl just goes bright red 05:35 and the teacher, who's had a tryign day goes up to her 05:36 and he's just like "hand it over" 05:36 and sh'es going redder and redder 05:36 and refusing to hand anythign over 05:36 and then she's almost in tears and absoultely refuseing to hand it over 05:36 so he starts yelling at her and giving threats of seeing the head and stuff 05:37 so finally, out of sheer terror of the head (he really didn't like her), she reached into her bag, burst into tears, and pulled out this purple vibrating dildo 05:37 had accidentally been switched to pulse vibrate mdoe 05:38 so bnow it's the teachers turn to go bright red 05:38 and before it's fully in view of everyone (i was practically right behind her and had a clear view), he forces her hand down back into the bag so the rest of the class wouldn't see 05:38 eventually word got round though 05:39 end of story? 05:39 but anyhoos, apparemntly the teacher went easy on her because he was a PSE teacher too, and the're alwas soft 05:40 why the hell she had a vib at school in her bag... well, actually she was one of those lonely people who hung aroudn by herself at lunchtimes 05:40 anyhoos 05:40 fin 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 05:40 (thoguh mind you, so was I) 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Queen_Sarah] by khmer 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o Queen_Sarah] by ChanServ 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v femmebot] by khmer 05:43 this is a pretty short one 05:43 thaat's what she said 05:43 so when i was six years old, i had to take my glasses off during recess 05:43 (you were all thinking it) 05:43 shh 05:43 and when it take my glasses off, i can't see ANYTHING 05:43 it's like impressionist art and can be quite pretty 05:43 it results in me being banged in teh face with balls, but hey... 05:44 * femmebot glances at relsqui 05:44 ωνω Shrdlu is now known as Statler 05:44 * relsqui coughs politely 05:44 Dooohohohoho! 05:44 ωνω khmer is now known as Waldorf 05:44 at any rate, one day i was out on the playground, observing the large blur that is the field and jungle gym... 05:44 when suddenly a large whitish streak goes across the playground 05:44 i hear the other kids screaming, and a growling noise and i have no idea what's going on, so i just stood there stupidly 05:45 one teacher was walking around yelling at all the kids to stand still, but another kid told me to run for it, and having no idea what was going on, i ran for it 05:45 i ran inside and grabbed my glasses and ran back outside, to see a massive dog running around biting children 05:45 and there was blood EVERYWHERE 05:45 three kids had to get stitches 05:46 we learned later that the dog belonged to one of the students in my class and it was put to sleep 05:46 but from that day till now i am really terrified of dogs, especially when i cant see them 05:46 * femmebot suddenly realizes she can't see dogs right now. :: shiver :: 05:46 the end 05:46 femmebot: aw, that means you can't come to my house 05:46 oh noes! 05:46 The question is, who was the dog!!!! 05:46 but that's okay, because I'm usually at zigdon's 05:47 is he a dog? 05:47 he is not a dog, but his house is full of cats 05:47 also, um 05:47 i guess the dog had a massive penis 05:47 okay, okay 05:47 ωνω Waldorf is now known as khmer 05:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v femmebot] by khmer 05:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o femmebot] by ChanServ 05:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Hana] by khmer 05:54 okay 05:54 storytime with hana: go 05:54 so 05:54 I had this boyfriend once 05:55 and he was awesome for a while 05:55 and then one day I found out he liked being kicked in the nads 05:55 I was all D: 05:55 and did it a couple of times when he asked me to 05:55 and then I got really freaked out and wouldnt do it anymore 05:56 so he kept asking other girls to kick him and I found out 05:56 (I was 16 and he was 18) 05:56 (the girl who kicked him were like, 13 05:56 girls* 05:56 Anyway 05:57 I was really mad at him 05:57 and to make matters worse, he kept asking me to have sex with him 05:57 I was a virgin at the time 05:57 and get this 05:57 after I was all "NO STOP ASKING" 05:58 he replied with, "BUT I'LL MISS MY SEXUAL PEAK" 05:58 My reaction: *jawdrop* 05:58 I broke up with him because he was full of drama 05:58 and then 05:59 I had sex with the boyfriend after him 05:59 and we broke up 05:59 and then I went overseas after awesome breakup sex for 2 months 06:00 and in that time, the dramatic ex kept claiming he had a split personality and demanded to know why I slept with the boyfriend after him 06:00 and wanted to get back with me 06:00 and I was all NO FUCK OFF WANKERFACE 06:00 And wouldnt talk to him AGAIN 06:00 then about a year later he finally got laid and laid off, hur hur 06:01 FIn. 06:01 Alternate title, 06:01 A penis called George. 06:01 DONE 06:01 how hana got her groove back 06:01 okay! 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Hana] by khmer 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:04 the answer is "how thigh" 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v femmebot] by khmer 06:04 oh nice one 06:05 so... a few summers ago i was working in cambridge, so i had to stay with my siblings 06:05 they live in this really nice two-story condo, but alas i have two siblings and i make a third 06:05 so i ended up sleeping in the same bed as my sister for an entire summer 06:05 now, for anybody who has spoken to me for more than a few minutes, you should know that i can't go more than a couple days without masturbating 06:06 so i spent quite a while sneaking into her bathtub, hiding during the day to masturbate, etc... but i really missed wanking myself to sleep 06:06 so i would wait until i could hear that she had fallen asleep and i would masturbate right next to her in bed 06:06 as it turns out, she usually wasn't asleep during these times... but was very curious 06:06 her sex drive isn't as high as mine, so she hadn't really experimented with herself 06:07 ωνω postdinnern is now known as postmodern 06:07 but she began to, and one day we came back after a bit of a party, slightly tipsy... 06:07 and we both were surreptitiously touching ourselves in bed 06:07 but holy crap, to my surprise not only was she much louder than me, but she orgasmed much quicker and had multiples 06:07 i tend to have one large one, and am quiet when i'm masturbating 06:08 so that led to a discussion on differences between siblings... and a bit of boob gropage 06:08 we, er... :: blush :: started to feel each other to see what would turn the other girl on, and what differences there were in the shape and feel of our body parts 06:09 and she wanted to know what erm, oral was like... 06:09 so we took a bath together 06:09 this is so embarrassing! 06:09 her bathtub is huge, so it was quite easy to fit in it together 06:09 and she started eating me out, which was... well it felt incredibly wrong and good 06:09 and it was reciprocated. 06:09 and, er... i guess that's it unless you guys want more detail 06:10 that was the last time we really experimented with each other 06:10 i moved to the couch in the livingroom for the rest of the summer cause i felt awkward 06:10 finis. 06:10 i hesitate palpably to unmute, but 06:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v femmebot] by khmer 06:10 femmebot: Where was the third during all this? 06:10 8( | 06:10 Dear Penthouse.... 06:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 21:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:14 yeah, this so isn't happening 21:14 wow, it's so quiet in here! 21:14 i wonder why nobody's saying anything in particular 21:14 thmer 21:14 it's so nice, isn't it, Glench? 21:14 lazy fridays like this 21:14 relaxing on our porch 21:14 peaceful weather, yeah 21:14 do you think i should kickban someone at random? 21:14 here, have some julep 21:14 * khmer spoons 21:15 too warm for spooning 21:15 * Glench takes the straw out of his mouth 21:15 I'll just hog the fan over here 21:15 hey, hey! 21:15 i was using that 21:15 ωνω zigdon changed the topic of #xkcd to: CAPSLOCK FRIDAY | This is not #4changossip | CONGRATULATIONS ftr on your degree! Everyone celebrate! | Chinky Chix On SAW T.V. | #browns ,is full of hash browns =o | NSFW + 4changossip -->| Anyone ever been to: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ | DICK STORY TIM 21:15 * khmer retrieves fan, waves it in front of his veiled face 21:15 you can use it, for a small fee :) 21:15 at least feed me some grapes or something 21:15 oh fine, i'll blow you again 21:15 so much for southern hospitality, am i right folks? 21:15 that qualifies as something :) 21:15 folks? 21:15 everyone's so quiet 21:16 passed out from the heat 21:16 UH OH 21:16 CAPS LOCK IN THE OP LIST 21:16 ah, but of course! i declare, the plantation is quite lovely in the afternoon breeze, from the deck! 21:16 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 21:16 IT'S SPREADING!!! 21:16 * RPM hands khmer a mint julep 21:16 MY LORD A HOUSEBOY 21:17 COME TO RAVISH THE LADIES OF THE MANOR!!!!! 21:17 ωνω RPM is now known as rpm 21:17 FIE AWAY, FOUL CREATURE!!!! 21:17 * khmer slaps rpm over and over again with the tiny fan 21:17 ouch, that would leave a mark 21:17 YOU'LL WAKE THE CHILDREN! 21:17 OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT 21:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by creature 22:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by creature 22:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*phyphor@*.convergence.cx] by creature 22:11 ωνω phyphor was kicked from #xkcd by creature (creature) 22:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*jercos@*.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net] by creature 22:11 ωνω jercos was kicked from #xkcd by creature (creature) 22:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Daedalus@*.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] by creature 22:11 ωνω Daedalus was kicked from #xkcd by creature (creature) 22:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 17:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v drochaid] by creature 17:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha drochaid drochaid drochaid] by ChanServ 17:15 thank you creature 17:16 for those of you who knew him, morner (Simon McKernan) passed away in his sleep last night after an 8 month battle with leukemia 17:16 he took pneumonia after a mild virus in May, spent a couple of weeks unconcious and although he was appearing to recover, his motor control never regained function 17:17 I'm afraid that's all the information I have until I speak with his family 17:17 thank you. 17:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 23:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:18 over 23:18 now 23:18 instantly 23:18 on pain of network ban 23:18 clear? 23:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Hermiene 01:16 SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! SIWJI! 01:16 SIWJI? 01:16 SIWJI! 01:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Hermiene 01:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Hermiene 01:17 Okay, I'll go +m again since people don't understand SIWJI. 01:17 The SIWJI is all-important. 01:17 ωνω SIWJI is now known as SIWJI{} 01:17 What is the SIWJI? 01:17 ωνω SIWJI{} is now known as apo 01:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by postmodern 01:17 Hermiene: just to be safe 01:17 It is an acronym that I just invented meaning Someone Is Just Wrong on the Internet. 01:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Hermiene 06:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 06:38 okay, I've been tired of this conversation for at least an hour 06:38 let's talk about something else now, shall we? 06:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma 06:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 06:40 okay, apparently I didn't make myself clear before 06:41 wsa, trimeta, RK: this conversation has finished, please come up with something else to argue pointlessly about 06:41 I don't want to have to go all mediaeval on people 06:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 00:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 00:41 guh, I can't take this right now 00:41 we'll cool down for a couple minutes 00:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 20:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:21 if i'm not better than all of you, say so right now 20:21 * IceKarma is a fur who's v. annoyed by the bad rap the furry fandom has obtained, from the antics of people nearly everybody in the fandom agrees are "extreme" 20:21 you're not better than me :P 20:21 ωνω IceKarma was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (WHO'S SORRY NOW, FURFACE) 20:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o IceKarma] by ChanServ 20:22 :) 20:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by IceKarma 02:52 ωνω Leggsy was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 02:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*brewski_4@*.dynamic.ip.windstream.net] by relsqui 02:53 ωνω SolarSB was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui) 02:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by IceKarma 15:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 15:03 everyone remember this VERY VERY WELL 15:03 GLASS DOES NOT FLOW 15:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 17:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:55 what's this!! 17:55 :O 17:55 are the lights going down!@??! 17:55 A brief story time, on the topic of "When was the earliest time you realised you were not the smartest kid around?". 17:55 * zigdon settles down 17:55 Are we sitting comfortably? 17:56 Then I'll begin. 17:56 zigdon: twizzler? 17:56 shhh! 17:56 so it turns out she spent all her time at home gathering evidence against the conspiracy by several film studio executives to conceal the sexuality of some of their major stars. specifically, she monitored possible communication WITH those actresses, as well as building up huge databases analyzing their public appearances and dissecting discussions that supposedly dropped hints of what the cinema conspiracy was up to, and what was really going on in th 17:56 When I was a young child, about 4 years old I guess, I went to a friend's birthday party. As part of it there was this chocolate easter egg hunt where you had to find a whole bunch of small chocolate eggs in the back garden (they were about the size of maltesers). I was smart enough to absolutely do it well; I was able to figure out where an adult would hide a bunch of eggs appropriate to a 4 year old mind quite well. But I didn't trust the adults to keep them safe. 17:56 the discussion of this issue filled as much text as eight to ten king james bibles plus huge amounts of supplimentary material 17:56 and they had basically made up the *entire thing* 17:57 And so I hoarded my eggs; I kept them in my pockets and refused to give them up at the end of the hunt. I would keep them safe until the end of the party when they would be counted. 17:57 rpm: it's like a gay foucault's pendulum 17:57 * Glench settles back down 17:57 The rest of the party has faded from memory, but I think it involved your standard party things. Singing happy birthday, cake cutting, and so on. Until, gasp! Who would get the grand prize? Who had collected the most eggs. 17:58 (I am told that I got abridged earlier; "I was able to figure out where an adult would hide a bunch of eggs appropriate to a 4 year old mind quite well. But I didn't trust the adults to keep them safe.") 17:59 The eggs were counted, and the person who had collected the most had scored pitifully. I was sure, in a pompous 4 year old way, that I had out-collected him. The prize would be mine, and I asserted so. 17:59 I put my hands in my pockets to bring out my eggs so they could be counted. 17:59 Only to discover that they had all, every last one, melted into a sticky mush of chocolate and silver foil. 17:59 D: 17:59 The adults laughed, the children laughed, and the only thing I won was a pack of washing powder. 18:00 And that, boys and girls, is probably the earliest time I discovered I was not the smartest person in the room. 18:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 16:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:14 OGH THE SGHARK BABE 16:14 HGASAD SUYCHG TEEEEETHG DEAR 16:14 ANSD HE SHOWWWWS DEMS 16:14 PURRRLY WGHITE! 16:14 JUSSRT A JAAAAASCNIGFE 16:14 HAS OLKSD MACHEATHG DEARRR 16:15 ANS HGE KJEEEPS UIT 16:15 OUTTRA SITE!!# 16:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bryan] by khmer 16:22 recite it 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bryan Bryan Bryan] by ChanServ 16:22 roses are red 16:22 violets are blue 16:22 all my base, are belong to you. 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Bryan@hide-48224D68.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] by khmer 16:22 ωνω Bryan was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (khmer) 16:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by postmodern 21:55 khmer: how are you 21:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by postmodern 21:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 21:56 postmodern: fine! how are you 21:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer 21:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by zigdon 21:56 * zigdon sets an alias 21:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by zigdon ----------------- 22:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:23 here's what ops are 22:24 1) trusted individuals 22:24 2) observed to be good at maintaining a nice atmosphere 22:24 3) cooperative with others 22:24 4) unlikely to quibble about minutiae with one another 22:25 in conclusion, ops are ops because they were picked to be, by the founders of the channel that you enjoy and the maintainers of the server to which you're connected 22:25 there isn't a charter and there isn't a constitution 22:25 we get to do absolutely whatever we want 22:25 and the reason that we do 22:25 is that we've demonstrated, most of the time 22:25 that that latitude doesn't mean we'll do retarded bullshit that everyone hates 22:25 if you don't have a @ by your name, there are three possibilities 22:26 1) you're relatively unfamiliar to the longtime denizens of the channel 22:26 2) you're familiar, but you're not around much 22:26 3) you're familiar and you're around, but you have not demonstrated that you won't be retarded 22:26 proof's in the pudding 22:27 arguing with us is fun and i encourage you to do it 22:27 but you're guaranteed nothing 22:27 message ends 22:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 04:44 let's all pass around the ritalin bong for a minute 04:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 08:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by pomo|wii 08:08 shhh 08:09 bah, forget it. this isn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be 08:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by pomo|wii ----------------- 18:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 18:40 that's quite enough of that, thank you. 18:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 02:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 02:26 shut. 02:26 up. 02:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 05:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:07 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 05:07 *PSA* PSA *PSA* 05:07 ACHTUNG 05:08 if mallee suddenly comes to your town, municipality or district and sets up shop in your fucking living quarters, be prepared for her to claim you had about INFINITY PERCENT MORE SEX than you were allowed to SEE her 05:08 i'd like to make it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR using my twin tools of SILVER-TONGUED LOQUACITY AND OP ABUSE 05:09 that this BITCH is CRAZY and also she took my fucking CARTON OF SMOKES 05:09 b e w a r e!!~!!!! 05:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 05:09 :< 05:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer 05:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:45 ONCE MORE WITH FEELING!!! 05:45 MALLORY SMITH 05:45 OF CEEEEEEDASR RAPIDS IIIIIIIOWA 05:45 WILL TAKE YOUR HOSPITALITY 05:45 WILL TELL YOU LIIIIIIIIES 05:45 WILL TAKE YOUR CAR RIDES AND YOUR BEEF BARBACOA TACOS 05:46 AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES MY FRIENDS 05:46 WHEN IT HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A A FACTORIAL OF PI 05:46 THAT'S SLANDER IS WHAT THAT IS 05:46 I SAW HER WRITING THE LIST OF THE PLACES WE'D DO IT AND BOY FYCJNEWAI HOWDY I REMNEMVBER ;EN AKK!! 05:47 there was the tree in zilker park, with your knees... 05:47 there was... 05:47 there was the theatre 05:47 where we saw 05:47 what was it we saw 05:47 only she would know, i suppose 05:47 there was the lake 05:48 NO MNATTER 05:48 ALL THE LYINGESTOF LIEST LIES 05:48 she said to m e.. 05:48 she said 05:48 she said.... 05:48 * khmer lists back and forth 05:48 THE DIRTY HUSSY SAID IT TO ME 05:49 WHAT DID YOU THINK MY NAME WAS AT THE TIME 05:49 YOU WHORE 05:49 FILTHY SCOUNDREL OF BABYLON 05:49 FUCK 05:49 SHIT 05:49 fuck 05:49 ... 05:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 06:06 hello. this is management. 06:06 and drama is zzz, real or imagined. 06:06 so let's get off it. 06:06 thanks. 06:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 04:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 04:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 03:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:16 attn: 03:16 it was a honeydew 03:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 07:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 07:57 guys: 07:57 the wiki is not your little meme playground, if you're going to put something on there, please make it something worthwhile and don't fill it with garbage. that's what the real wikipedia is for 07:57 thank you -mgmt 07:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 21:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:42 Β¬.Β¬ 21:42 okay, so here's how this is gonna work 21:42 ... 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 aaaaand GO 21:42 * XanT shadow boxes 21:42 khmer is like sheogorath. 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 Mantissa / | XanT 21:42 UH OHHHH! 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 I had been pulled into one of his infamous madnesses 21:42 Haha! 21:42 Mantissa / | XanT 21:42 Mantissa \ \ XanT 21:42 OH NOES 21:42 * Mantissa applies full force 21:42 This is exciting. 21:42 Mantissa // XanT 21:43 what's your move, XanT 21:43 you're losing leverage 21:43 * Mantissa has practiced against Issur already 21:43 for the bellows 21:43 Ill cheat of course. 21:43 c'mon QUICK 21:43 OH NO 21:43 CHEATER 21:43 Mantissa // XanT 21:43 ===> Mantissa // XanT 21:43 ===> Mantissa // XanT 21:43 ===> Mantissa // XanT 21:44 YOU HAD A SECRET COLLABORATOR HIDING WITH A BLOWGUN OH NOOOOO 21:44 Mantissa \\ XanT 21:44 haha!! 21:44 Mantissa \/ XanT 21:44 wait what are you guys doing 21:44 Mantissa \ / XanT 21:44 hey, you're not armwrestling OR arguing! 21:44 Mantissa \ / XanT 21:44 Mantissa \ / XanT 21:44 we're staring at you 21:44 Mantissa \~~> <~~/ XanT 21:44 and kind of waving, it looks like 21:44 EWWW 21:44 YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GROSS 21:44 *Ahem* Β¬.Β¬ 21:45 ωνω Mantissa was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (get out and STAY OUT) 21:45 ωνω XanT was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (get out and STAY OUT) 21:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 04:56 guys 04:56 retaardvark 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 02:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 02:42 industrialbs: No. 02:42 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (die) 02:42 industrialbs: it came up as hunter2 for me 02:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 02:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 15:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 15:17 this is an important trick! 15:17 it's really cool 15:17 for converting miles to kilometers 15:17 the ratio from one to the other is approximately the golden ratio 15:17 so you can use consecutive values of the fibonacci sequence to do it! 15:17 8 mi = 13 km 15:17 13 mi = 21 km 15:17 and so on! 15:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 03:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 03:33 ωνω rivalarriv was kicked from #xkcd by mewyn (you've got some funk befor your thunder) 03:33 The storm has now passed. 03:33 and just like that, the storm was gone. 03:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 02:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by res0 02:24 no. 02:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by res0 ----------------- 19:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:07 c'mon c'mon 19:07 BUT I AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE HIM 19:07 don't make me look stupid(er) 19:07 in any amusement hall 19:07 IN ANY AMUSEMENT HALL 19:08 that deaf dumb and blind kid 19:08 sure plays a mean pinball 19:08 sure plays a mean pinball 19:08 He stands like a statue 19:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 01:28 hey dudes, it's Glench 01:29 we are treading a bunch of old ground and going nowhere 01:29 the religious arguments are just a little tiring 01:29 this one time, i went swimming. 01:30 i've been swimming in rivers, lakes, ponds, oceans, and a gulf. 01:30 where have you been swimming, mewyn? 01:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 16:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:42 AND HAVE WE NOTICED THAT EVERYTHING IS REALLY BORING NOW 16:42 THANKS!!!!!!!! 16:42 LESSON OVER 16:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 16:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:51 Picture yourself in a quiet place in which you have felt relaxed in the past (the beach, the forest, a park, your backyard, your room, or elsewhere). Imagine that you're there once more. 16:51 Breathe in deeply, hold for one count, and exhale. Repeat the word calm each time you inhale. Repeat the word down each time you exhale. 16:51 Beginning with your toes, flex, then relax those muscles. Progress to the foot, ankle, leg, and so on. 16:51 Let your thoughts drift. Allow them to come and go without intervention. 16:51 Remain calm and quiet. If possible, stay in this state for at least twenty minutes. 16:57 Open your eyes and remain quiet. Enjoy the feeling of relaxation. 16:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 21:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:51 ALL 21:51 MY 21:51 FRIENDS 21:51 KNOW THE LOW RIDER 21:51 THE LOW 21:51 RI 21:51 DER 21:51 IS A LITTLE HIGHER 21:51 doot doot doot doot doot doot dooo 21:51 dah doot doot doo dooooo 21:51 LOW 21:51 RI 21:51 DER 21:52 DRIVES A LITTLE SLOWER 21:52 LOW 21:52 RI 21:52 DER 21:52 IS A REAL GOER 21:52 doot doot doot doot doot doot dooo 21:52 dah doot doot doo dooooo 21:52 LOW 21:52 RI 21:52 DER 21:52 KNOWS EVERY STREET YEAH 21:52 LOW 21:52 RI 21:52 DER 21:52 IS THE ONE TO MEET YEAH 21:52 doot doot doot doot doot doot dooo 21:52 dah doot doot doo dooooo 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP AND SEE-EEEEE 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP WITH ME-EEE 21:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:57 http://colonpipe.org/turkeybomb 04:57 take these trits three and meditate soundly upon them 04:57 a moment of silence, please, for the notion of programming languages as means to an end 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 18:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 18:07 Inhale slowly and deeply, filling your chest with air, counting four seconds to yourself 'One and two and three and four'. The count is to give you a nice and easy, even pace. Try to breathe as fully as you can without discomfort. Imagine your chest slowly filling with air, from your diaphragm to your collar. 18:07 When you have inhaled fully, hold your breath for another four seconds, again counting to yourself 'One and two and three and four'. This should be just a comfortable pause. Do not do it until you are blue in the face. 18:07 Exhale - but do not blow. Just let the air out through your mouth slowly saying to yourself 'Easy...easy... easy... easy.' Let out as much air as you can, down to the lower part of the lungs. Feel yourself relaxing as you do. Feel your shoulders, chest and diaphragm letting go. As you exhale, think of the tension flowing out of you. 18:08 Repeat this cycle ten times. 18:08 Now let your breathing go naturally, and pay attention to the pleasant feelings in your body. Repeat the same encouraging phrases to yourself that you did earlier. Listen to the sound of your own breath coming in and out. You will notice that the breathing is slow and deep without you having to make it that way. The exhaling will last longer - as long as an eight-count, perhaps. 18:12 Tell yourself for the rest of the day I will recall these sensations every time I tell myself 'Easy'. 18:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 05:40 right, that's quite enough of that, thank you very much 05:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma 07:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv killings] by IceKarma 07:08 and crushed his fucking head 07:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha killings killings killings] by ChanServ 07:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 07:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 07:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Lhyzz] by ChanServ 07:06 That was a strange time for Firefox to crash 07:06 So guys guess what? 07:07 I got a Sidekick! 07:07 It's neat. 07:07 It makes pretty colors at me 07:07 Also, today, my friend came over. 07:07 To see my new apartment. 07:07 Which is AWESOME 07:08 He was wearing a suit, and that made me laugh because he looked so adorable in his little suit and tie 07:08 Okay, now that we've had this chat, I think I can let you folks out of your cages again. But you have to promise to be good. 07:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Lhyzz ----------------- 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:49 too bad 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 12:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:51 Dear #xkcd, 12:51 Please chill the fuck out. 12:51 Sincerely, 12:51 -- The Management. 12:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 22:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 22:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 23:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 23:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+bb *!*Royall@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net *!*david@*.dsl.snfc21.sbcglobal.net] by creature 23:10 ωνω Royall was kicked from #xkcd by creature (I suggest the rest of you knock this off too. ) 23:10 ωνω hooloo was kicked from #xkcd by creature (I suggest the rest of you knock this off too. ) 23:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 05:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:17 the NEXT TIME 05:17 someone says that the ALT TEXT 05:17 is actually the TITLE TEXT 05:17 i am SETTING FIRE TO PARLIAMENT 05:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:21 khmer: he probably has backspace set to caps lock or something though 05:21 * khmer laboriously puts his feet on an ottoman 05:21 would you like your pipe, dear? 05:21 * khmer experiments with like ten different handholds for a scotch and soda 05:22 airtank: why yes, lovely! i do believe tonight's the night for the 16-gauge reynolds 531 pipe 05:22 or shall we go with the PVc 05:22 i vote pvc, but i'd be happy to bring you either. 05:22 airtank: perhaps we should just lay it 05:23 by the way, I vote against <3 thunder 05:23 i don't like the implications of that suggestion. 05:23 Stereo: seconded 05:23 Stereo: my backspace is set to 't' 05:23 I have a dvorak layout, but with backspace and 't' switched 05:24 airtank: i think it's time to lay the pipe! it looks lonely 05:24 i should switch spacebar and backspace, i definitely use backspace more often 05:24 plus, i know a lovely joist 05:24 with a degree from a good college 05:24 I have seen keyboards with a backspace instead of the left half of the spacebar, i wonder if i could hack that into mine 05:25 Huh! I definitely only use the left half of the spacebar. 05:25 i only use the bottom third of the spacebar 05:25 i only use the 3rd quartile, from the left 05:25 the top bit has to stay vacant for cocaine 05:26 I only use khmer's spacebar 05:26 sneaking in when he's not home 05:26 he works very hard to type full sentences 05:26 as should all of you 05:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 07:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by postdrunkern 07:12 TONIGHT'S CHASER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: 07:12 ALBERTSONS APPLE JUICE 07:12 (FROM CONCENTRATE) 07:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by postdrunkern ----------------- 05:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 05:16 NO 05:16 really. no. 05:16 that was your warning 05:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 08:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 08:22 It's STORY TIME. 08:22 Right. My Dad is a mechanical engineer by training, but these days - and for many years - he works as a manager. Like, a general manager, who basically runs a factory. 08:23 A while back he was working in a place - I don't remember what they do - but they were big enough to have several machines that they'd designed in-house and had built. 08:23 Anyway, one day my Dad is called to the shop floor because one of the workers has had an accident. He gets there and finds one of the employees sitting in front of a machine, in shock, minus a finger. 08:24 He asks what happened, and apparently the guy was using the machine when he stuck his hand somewhere he shouldn't, and whoosh! Off with his finger. 08:24 Anyway, while they're waiting for an ambulance my Dad calls down the guy who designed the machine to find out what happened. 08:25 Guy gets to the machine, is told that the fellow stuck his hand in gap X and lost his finger. 08:25 "Impossible." says the designer. "That can't happen." 08:25 "... Well, it *has* happened." points out my Dad. 08:25 "No, no, no, no." insists the designer. "There are safeguards in place. Look, I'll show you." 08:26 And before anyone can stop him, the designer sticks his own hand in the machine, and loses his finger as well. 08:26 FIN. 08:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 19:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:50 no language is primary 19:51 and it'll stay that way for 19:51 * khmer looks at watch 19:51 45 seconds 19:51 spoken is, over written :P 19:51 if the next thing said after i unmute is retarded, i'm kicking all the ops, muting the channel, setting it invite only, and turning off my terminal session 19:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 13:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:04 It is (brief) STORY TIME. 13:05 So. I am going to a wedding this weekend. As part of this I bought a cravat (and matching hankie) from eBay. It arrived today, and very nice it is too, in a vivid blue colour. 13:05 It came pre-tied. And I was just thinking, "You know what? If I sold cravats, I'd include instructions on how to tie them." 13:05 Well, delving deep into the envelope, it does! The instructions are as follows: 13:05 Place cravat over head, hold knot and pull down on small end until the correct effect is achieved" 13:06 This is, I think, totally awesome. 13:06 FIN. 13:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 06:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:00 wsa: Everything wordfilters to that 06:00 no, you don't 06:00 i'd like everybody who thinks this is 4chan to speak up now 06:00 what's that? 06:00 aw, you guys are great 06:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 18:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 18:14 I said enough with the caps 18:14 so stop bloody screaming 18:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 02:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:16 TIME! 02:16 Frowardd, you've been here how long, over a year? 02:16 you've at last been confused with me 02:16 i want to extend an extremely backhanded congratulations 02:16 your life will never be the same 02:16 my condolences on your fertility 02:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 03:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 03:00 khmer: take it away 03:00 WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA-OOOOH-WHOA-OHHHH 03:00 PEGGY SUE 03:00 PEGGY SUE 03:00 OH HOW MY HEART YEARNS FOR YOU 03:01 OH PEGGY MY PEGGY SUE 03:01 WELL I LOVE YOU GIRL 03:01 YES I LOVE YOU 03:01 PEGGY SUUUUUE 03:01 I LOVE YOU 03:01 PEGGY SUE 03:01 WITH A LOVE SO RARE AND TRUE 03:01 OH PEGGY MY PEGGY SUE 03:01 WELL I LOVE YOU GIRL 03:01 * khmer coughs violently 03:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 03:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:16 all right, who farted 03:16 hands up 03:16 come on 03:16 STEP FORWARD 03:17 WELL IF NOBODY FARTED THEN WHY DOES IT SMELL SO GODDAMN ASSY IN HERE 03:17 THAT'S IT 03:17 NO MORE BAGELS IN THE BREAKROOM 03:17 UNTIL IT STOPS BEING A FIRST CLASS MILLION ASS FART FACTORY IN THIS PIECE 03:17 WHERE'S MY FUCKING GAVEL 03:17 * khmer explodes violently 03:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 18:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Stereo 18:22 and now it is not 18:22 haha. 18:22 anyway, yes, i see the analogy. >( i just want to argue. 18:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Stereo ----------------- 21:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 21:46 Dear #xkcd, 21:47 The enter key is not the space bar. Do not use it as such. 21:47 Lots of love, 21:47 -- The Management. 21:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 03:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:14 Banning Binary would be a waste of time. 03:14 Time is a terrible thing to waste. 03:14 Thyme is an herb. 03:14 Waste is unwanted stuff. 03:15 I knew a guy named Herb. 03:15 Herb is a name. 03:15 Stuff is a continuous noun. 03:15 a mime is a terrible thing to rape 03:15 Things is a discrete noun! 03:15 Discrete and discreet are homophones. 03:15 Phones make calls. 03:15 I have a phone. 03:15 Many people have phones. 03:16 Calls almost rhymes with cause, but does not. 03:16 Many things almost rhyme with many other things, but they still do not. 03:16 Many phones have tones. 03:16 Waist does not rhyme with waits, even though they have the same letters. 03:16 Some phones are touch-tone. 03:16 There are some phones in Wyoming. 03:16 Wyoming is a state. 03:16 Tom Waits probably knows this. 03:16 I once knew a guy named Tom. 03:16 Plasma is a state. 03:17 khmer: Plasma is more of a phase. 03:17 Tom Waits is both a name and a sentence. 03:17 ωνω mewyn was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (too interesting) 03:17 Tom's of Maine is a toothpaste. 03:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o mewyn] by ChanServ 03:17 Tom's of Finland is erotic art. 03:17 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by mewyn (Indeed it was) 03:17 Maine is an anagram of anime. 03:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 03:17 Toothpaste is paste, for teeth. 03:17 Two can play at this game XD 03:17 Anime is a type of cartoon. 03:18 There is some anime in Maine. 03:18 Two can play many games. 03:18 Indeed. 03:18 Other games can be played by only one. 03:18 And some need three. 03:18 Some games can be played by various numbers of people. 03:18 Although my arcade cabinet was made for two. 03:18 Wyoming contains games. 03:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o airtank] by ChanServ 03:18 Sometimes games have winners. 03:18 khmer: And not much more. 03:18 Wyoming is a state. 03:18 Sometimes winners have circles. 03:19 Winners sells shoes. 03:19 Winners have circles. 03:19 Wyoming is a rectangle. 03:19 Winners don't do drugs. 03:19 Rectangles are shapes. 03:19 Therefore some shoes have circle sales. 03:19 oops, soles. 03:19 Shoes have eyes. 03:19 Eyes are windows to the soul. 03:19 Eyelets. 03:19 Potatoes have eyes. 03:20 Do potatoes have souls? 03:20 And french fries are made of potatoes 03:20 There for, the french have soles. 03:20 Potatos have windows to other people's souls. 03:20 Shoes have a state. 03:20 My shoes are in the state of Michegan. 03:20 My shoes are in the state of Vermont. 03:21 Stereo: But where are you feet? 03:21 My feet are not in my shoes. 03:21 My feet have toes. 03:21 My feet are not rectangles. 03:21 khmer: But you can fit your feet in a rectangle. 03:21 My toes have nails. 03:21 Like a shoebox. 03:21 mewyn: that's interesting! 03:21 I need nails. 03:21 OH NO 03:21 Nail guns have nails in them. 03:21 Stereo: Can I use a hammer on them? 03:22 kick mewyn too interesting 03:22 My nails don't like hammers. 03:22 um. 03:22 Nail guns are like staple guns, but with nails. 03:22 Certain foods are also staples. 03:22 Nails are like staples, but without the staples, and with nails instead. 03:22 Cereal killers eat staples. 03:22 Potatoes are staples in Ireland. 03:22 But when you only have a hammer, every problem looks like a toenail. 03:23 I want a wheat gun. It's like a potato gun, but uses a different staple. 03:23 mewyn that's just too interesting 03:23 it's all over 03:23 IT'S All Over 03:23 My mouth has gums. 03:23 NOTHING WILL EVER BE INTERESTING AGAIN 03:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:19 _______________ |*\_/*|________ 05:19 | ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ | 05:19 | | | | .****. .****. | | | | 05:19 | | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | | 05:19 | | - | | .*********. | | - | | 05:19 | | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | | 05:19 | |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| | 05:19 |_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________| 05:19 _|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_ 05:19 / ********** \ / ********** \ 05:19 / ************ \ / ************ \ 05:19 -------------------- 05:19 -------------------- 05:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 17:44 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Solace@hide-F4E395DF.cfl.res.rr.com] by khmer 17:44 ωνω Solace was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (waste other ppls time, elsewhere) 17:44 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 17:44 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!*Solace@hide-F4E395DF.cfl.res.rr.com] by khmer 17:44 OH FUCK stupid script 17:44 -staticfree.foonetic.net- khmer invited Solace into the channel. 17:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-miN] by khmer 21:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Stereo 21:57 sheesh 21:57 no more Godwin ok 21:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Stereo 23:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mv PSOAddict] by IceKarma 23:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha PSOAddict PSOAddict PSOAddict] by ChanServ 23:33 and the teacher is just like "Drew we went over this prison is less expensive than the death penalty." 23:33 thank you IceKarma! 23:33 ωνω marc is now known as Guest1056554083 23:33 So whatever he's dumbassing it up 23:34 and Will Carr, resident jack ass, says, "Well if someone kills someone else he deserves to die it's as simple as that!!!" 23:34 so I'm like, "Yeah I want our legal system to have all the empathy of a kindergartener" 23:34 so he's like whatever you pansy liberal faggot 23:34 (literally saying those words in front of the teacher) 23:35 and Ms. P is just like, "now guys, we have to be respectful, everyone has a valid opinion." 23:35 and I'm just like, "No, that's not true. When someone's opinion could put me in a situation where I'll be claimed guilty for a crime I didn't commit and then sentenced to death, that is NOT EQUALLY VALID" 23:35 and she's like, "well.. people interpret the bible differently" 23:36 and I'm like, whatever that's dumb 23:36 so later in class 23:36 Drew Brown makes the passive aggressive comment while someone else from the death penalty people is talking, says, like 23:36 "jee ross I wonder how abortion fits into your view of the death penalty" 23:36 "jee PSOAddict" 23:36 [redact] that 23:37 and I'm like, "wow, yeah, murdering a fully developed adult versus abortion? I'm such a hypocrite" 23:37 and he's like, "There's no way to hold both of those views at once" 23:38 and I'm like, "...and you're pro-life but for the death penalty" 23:38 end of story 23:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv PSOAddict] by IceKarma 23:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 23:40 * postmodern taps microphone 23:40 hello (hello) 23:40 okay 23:41 WOKE UP QUICK 23:41 WROTE AN ARTICLE 23:41 JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE ON REDDIT SOON 23:41 GOTTA GET HITS 23:41 BEFORE THE DAY BEGINS 23:41 BEFORE MY MOM TELLS ME TO STOP PLAYING THE SIMS 23:41 ABOUT TO GO, DAMN NEAR WENT BLIND 23:41 YOUNG NEWBIES ON THE NET THROWING GOATSE SIGNS 23:41 I WENT TO IRSSI TO GET THE SCRIPT 23:41 WITH THE +b 23:41 ON THE SIDE OF MY HIP 23:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Haistfu] by khmer 08:46 I like the human touch. 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Haistfu Haistfu Haistfu] by ChanServ 08:46 But that may be another story entirely. 08:46 like i said, Haistfu, it's important that you prove you're not a dipshit now 08:46 i mean, the game's up! you've been called out on dipshit behavior! and, being egalitarian and open-minded folk, we need to give this dipshit accusation the respect and deliberation it deserves 08:47 so please, can you demonstrate that you're not a dipshit now? 08:47 i don't accept fulsome flattery as currency here, i'd prefer some sort of thoughtful soliloquy 08:47 my ability and my motivation to are entirely independeny, khmer 08:47 Haistfu: oh, absolutely 08:47 i'm asking you a favor, just to sort of grease the skids on this application of justice 08:48 you seem nice to me, i just need you to demonstrate it to the court 08:48 why would i give favors to assholes, khmer? 08:48 man, this isn't turning out well 08:48 oh well! case dismissed 08:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Haistfu] by khmer 08:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:30 randall: the comic status update alone is good enough to replace the comic itself 05:30 comic is coming 05:30 ωνω khmer changed the topic of #xkcd to: comic is coming | stare at airtank! skype: weowntheheat | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOjCntG9y6g | http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/CCC | Beware of drive-by rick rolls. It happens.| Would the owner of this flickr please report to airtank --> | http://flickr.com/photos/saragoldsmith/221038665/ | Ve 05:30 shut up 05:30 khmer: yes, but I like that he accidentally the whole thing 05:31 also, re: memes: let's try to be civil about discussing them 05:31 in order to arrive at a real conclusion 05:31 and then completely banish them for the braying horseshit that they absolutely are 05:31 postmodern: Everyone was SO CONFUSED by it :( 05:31 thus demonstrated forthwith 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Stereo 03:42 moment of silence while i remember 03:43 oh right i said i was 03:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Stereo 04:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 04:21 BUCKET HAS THE BOMB 04:22 [This scene takes place in a silence factory] 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 04:22 :) 04:22 * Stereo vanishes 04:22 [The next scene takes place in a building without vowels] 04:23 Whr dd y g? 04:23 Mr mprtntl whr r w? 04:23 lwys wndrd f thr ws bldng wtht vrbs 04:23 Ths s knd f wrd 04:23 [Suddenly, in a building where there no verbs ...] 04:24 Hey, guys, I just here! 04:24 What's? 04:24 Nothing, how you? 04:24 I was totally this girl earlier. 04:24 randall: Where you that apostrophe s? 04:24 i accidentally the bat signal 04:24 Uh, I totally. 04:24 So I accidentally a fleshlight today.. 04:24 GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST!! 04:24 i it with my own eyes 04:24 (believe is a verb) 04:25 Lhyzz: So is. 04:25 So? 04:25 (use/mention distinction) 04:25 So believe. 04:25 That fucking chimp just my sandwich! Him! 04:25 I a pony earlier. 04:26 It pickles and tomatoes, but it no mayonaise 04:26 [meanwhile, the building with no vowels fire and] 04:26 airtank: So, the rumors true? You really the entire football team last night? 04:26 :( n, ll ls 04:27 I ttlly n Bsnn mn. 04:27 Obama just Mount Saint Helens! 04:27 t dnd 04:27 H GD WR N FR! 04:27 FR! 04:27 FR 04:27 H GD N N N N GGGHHHHHHHhhhhhh... 04:27 ωνω cjpro is now known as ColtonProvias 04:27 * shoofle cllpss 04:27 Cll th fr brgd! 04:27 QCK! TH HS! 04:27 ωνω Stereo is now known as Str 04:28 ωνω airtank is now known as rtnk 04:28 ωνω Eule is now known as l 04:28 * Str n th bsmnt 04:28 ωνω Royall is now known as Ryll 04:28 ωνω shoofle is now known as shfl 04:28 ωνω industrialbs is now known as ndstrlbs 04:28 ωνω randall is now known as rndll 04:28 ωνω l is now known as Guest1056554251 04:28 ωνω InitHello is now known as nthl 04:28 ωνω Guest1056554251 is now known as Eule 04:28 ωνω Selig is now known as Slg 04:28 WLD CLL TH FR BRGD BT TH PHN SN'T WRKNG! 04:28 * rtnk drgs shfl tsde 04:28 TH PHN S N FR 04:28 ωνω Bacteria is now known as Bctr 04:29 ωνω Lhyzz is now known as Lhsometimesyzz 04:29 I thnk th nmtd dnzns st th fr. 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 04:29 r, th mtd dnzns. 04:29 ωνω khmer is now known as khmr 04:29 bjct! 04:29 bt w cn stll gt th bmb 04:29 ωνω Frowardd is now known as htyll 04:29 thnk ts ct tht thr plng lng 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Lhsometimesyzz 04:30 dd smn rmmbr t st p s th bmb? 04:30 n :( 04:30 tk f vry zg :/ 04:30 N, ttll frgt. :( 04:30 frck frgt t trn n mn scrn 04:30 w gt mssg 04:30 mn scrn trn n 04:31 hy flks cn sng sng 04:31 [In the land where the letter B is replaced with D...] 04:31 g fr t 04:31 y nvr cls yr ys nymr whn kss yr lps 04:31 Hey, dady, how'd you get so deautiful? 04:31 * rtnk swns 04:31 n thrs n tndrnss lk bfr n yr fngrtps 04:31 I don't use the letter d that often.. 04:31 yr trng hrd nt t shw t 04:32 im db to b dn 04:32 bt bby 04:32 bby knw t 04:32 yv lst 04:32 tht lvn flng 04:32 h 04:32 bby wlb y lk sm mbcn 04:32 tht lvn flng 04:32 gss 'm nt llwd t chng th sttng 04:32 cnt br m prgnnt 04:32 h s bbby frmd 04:32 thts grt t strts wth n rthqk brds n snks n rpln lnn brc s nt frd 04:32 hw s bby frmd 04:33 ωνω Maahes is now known as Guest1056554252 04:33 hw grl gt prgnt 04:33 y nd t d w nstn mthr 04:33 k nthr sng nw 04:33 khmr: y mk m tch yr hnd fr stpd rsns 04:33 ωνω cuog is now known as Guest1056554253 04:33 n th jngl th mghty jngl th ln slps tnght 04:34 nvr gnn gv y p nvr gnn lt y bn nvr gn rn rnb n bsrt y 04:34 n th jngl th mghtt jngl th ln slps tnght 04:34 04:34 ωνω Str was kicked from #xkcd by rtnk (fckr) 04:34 h wm h wy h wm h wy... 04:34 lt y bn? 04:34 h bld h bld lf gs n br 04:34 n n n n lf gs n 04:35 n n 04:35 n n n n 04:35 hy hy hy 04:35 gdby 04:35 s n n n n n 04:35 n n n n n n n n n n 04:35 n n n n 04:35 brwn yd grl 04:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Str] by ChanServ 04:35 (?) 04:35 d-w d-w... d-w d-w... n th stll f th nght... 04:35 (hy jd?) 04:35 bon't look dack in anger i hearb you say 04:36 (twc..) 04:36 [In the room where you can't use consonants...] 04:36 rtnk: lts twst gn lk w dd lst smmr 04:36 ee iai oa eee ia 04:36 a a oi oo :( 04:37 a u 04:37 hv t stp hv hmwrk 04:37 i i oi o o ou oo e 04:37 i i u. 04:37 [Meanwhile, in the room where everyone is trying to convince everyone else they're not alien lizard-creatures in disguise, but failing ...] 04:37 fck tht 04:37 HEY FELLOW HUMANS 04:37 * rndll swipes a passing insect with his tongue 04:37 WHAT'S UP 04:37 Hello humanlings! 04:38 HELLO HOW IS YOUR HUMAN BODY TODAY? MINE IS FINE AND NATURALLY WARM 04:38 rndll: OH JUST FINE! ENDOTHERMIC AS EVER! 04:38 I MEAN EXO! WHICH IS IT!!!!!!??? I HAVE FUR 04:38 YOU KNOW, I HAVE NEVER SHED MY SKIN 04:38 I WONDER WHAT IT IS LIKE 04:38 * khmr basks 04:38 YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? EATING INSECTS. 04:38 * khmr but, you know, recreationaly 04:38 I JUST LOVE ME SOME COW MEAT AND BODILY SECRETIONS. 04:39 HEY, Lhsometimesyzz, WANNA GO URINATE DILUTE LIQUID? 04:39 THESE TENTACLES PEEKING OUT FROM UNDER THE FLAP ON MY THROAT ARE JUST ... HUMAN NECKTIES. 04:40 * khmr steps on his own tail and it effortlessly pops off 04:40 HAHA! YOU KNOW! FAKE TAIL! 04:40 MY NOSE DESCENDS A STRANGE ARBOR 04:40 ωνω mewyn is now known as mwn 04:40 KHMER DID YOUR ADVENAL GRAMS DISPOSE IMPORPOISELY 04:40 MY VOWELS! 04:41 WHERE DID THEY GO? 04:41 I WOULD LOVE TO, khmr, BUT I HAVE TO RECLINE ON A SOFT CUSHION AND VIEW VISUAL AND AUDIO STIMULATION 04:41 VOWELS!!! 04:41 I DO NOT KNOW! 04:41 * Str walks without rhythm 04:41 [Meanwhile, in the room where everyone is Sarah Palin.] 04:41 http://www.instantdisplay.co.uk/lsvowels.jpg 04:41 VOWLS 04:41 fucking VOWLS 04:41 VOWLS, NOT BOWLS. 04:42 http://willowtreehome.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Village/LET-O.jpg 04:42 i can't comment on this issue right now 04:42 Oh gee, I sure wish I lived in the good ol' days when our ancestors rode stegosauruses to work. 04:42 but i assure you that i am a maverick through and t hrough 04:42 [Meanwhile, in the room where everyone is airtank] 04:42 * Str masturbates furiously 04:42 rndll: should i name this one Brass or Precalc? 04:42 * rtnk eyes the impostors. 04:42 oh wait i'm airtank now 04:42 * khmr hisses 04:42 *_* 04:42 Hi, nice to meet you. I am airtank. I enjoy anagrams. 04:42 no wait it's 04:42 *.* 04:42 [Meanwhile, in the room where everyone rejects the premises of suggested improv situations:] 04:43 *-* 04:43 we're in no such room 04:43 ths rm hs n vwls thr 04:43 I don't see a room. 04:43 ok, either doesn't work without volwes 04:43 HELP I AM A SPIDER 04:43 there's no room, rndll, stop fucking around 04:43 [Meanwhile, in the room where everyone starts fucking around...] 04:43 *CENSORED* 04:43 * Str sets mode +bbbbb *a* *e* *i* *o* *u* 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by Lhsometimesyzz 04:44 wait crap did i /me that 04:44 ωνω nthl is now known as InitHello 04:44 ωνω Lhsometimesyzz is now known as Lhyzz 04:44 ωνω Slg is now known as Selig 04:44 ωνω rtnk is now known as airtank 04:44 ωνω rndll is now known as Randall 04:44 ωνω Guest1056554252 is now known as Maahes 04:44 ωνω Str is now known as Stereo 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 19:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 19:43 Okee doke, #xkcd, I'll be back in 60s 19:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 14:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 14:10 None of you are saying anything worthwhile at the moment, so I think we should all take a moment to consider that. 14:10 Just, you know, consider how IRC can be used to talk to people, and discuss, and entertain, and discourse. 14:11 And not merely do the textual equivalent of unhinging your jaw and letting it flap loose, mumbling whatever passes across your synapses like some kind of free-associating gibbon. 14:11 That is all. 14:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 05:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:30 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 hi 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 15:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 15:46 Please note: When answering Stereo's question, spoilers will result in GREAT VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER. 15:46 That is all. 15:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 00:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by lhyzz 00:11 oops 00:11 wrong mode 00:11 or wait maybe not 00:12 yes, correct. 00:12 So let me tell you about my day! 00:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o StereoE] by ChanServ 00:12 I woke up and had breakfast, and then I drove upstate to see my Dad. 00:12 And I got to my Dad's house and we went GROCERY SHOPPING. 00:12 And then we came home and I logged on to here. 00:12 ωνω freelancer is now known as BORING 00:12 ωνω BORING is now known as freelancer 00:12 The End. OR IS IT? 00:12 remind me never to try to shortcut logging into nickserv, this client is a piece of crap 00:13 ωνω AirRaven is now known as Crying 00:13 if it wasn't +m i would have said my pw in channel :x 00:13 ωνω Crying is now known as AirRaven 00:13 Your welcome, StereoE. 00:13 You're* 00:13 Lhyzz saves the day again! 00:13 so how's the rest of your day going since the last update 00:14 The Simpsons is pretty funny. 00:14 Haha! Lisa is afraid Maggie might be smarter than her! 00:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by lhyzz ----------------- 05:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 05:39 STORYTIME 05:39 With your host. Me. 05:39 Alright, this is a very neat story that I think you guys will appreciate, told to me by my computer science teacher in high school. 05:41 In the early 70s, he used to attend Case Western Reserve in Ohio. During his freshman year, he lived in one of the dorm buildings that had an interesting key and lock configuration. 05:41 A student's key would open the door to their building, their floor, their suite and their room, but nobody else's room/suite/floor/building. 05:44 Essentially, the keys were designed so that one could access only the places you were allowed to go to. One of the guys in my teacher's suite was a fellow who went by the nickname "Bronco," a big guy whose dad owned some successful business in the city. The guy had a knack for troublemaking and took no time in starting some on campus. On move-in day, Bronco introduced himself to my teacher... 05:44 ...and mentioned the interesting properties of the keys they all received. 05:45 My teacher (I'll call him Stan from now on, that's his name) sort of just nodded and didn't think much of the matter, or the fact that Bronco had asked to take a look at his key. In fact, nobody seemed to mind that Bronco liked to take a look at the keys of every person he met on campus. 05:46 A few weeks into the semester, Stan was sitting back in his room, doing some reading when Bronco knocks at his door. He asks Stan to lock his door from the inside and stay in his room. He does so, and after a few seconds... 05:46 *click* 05:46 The door opens. 05:47 Stan was shocked. He had his key right in his pocket and even pulled it out in disbelief. 05:47 *gasps* 05:47 Bronco held out his hand to Stan, which held what looked like a small blank. Bronco had actually filed down the key into a master key that opened up all of the doors in the building. 05:48 A few weeks later, Bronco had made a master key that unlocked the locks to every single door on campus with that configuration. 05:48 ...and that man grew up to be Richard Nixon. 05:48 Now, this seems kind of neat but the story gets even more epic after this. 05:48 (lhyzz: Shh! Storytime!) 05:48 (i was helping :( ) 05:49 So, for the remainder of the school year, Stan and his suitemates enjoy the luxury of walking around campus as they wish, going to other dorms and buildings without any obstruction until one day, the guys are caught, the keys are confiscated and Bronco fesses up. 05:50 Bronco gets forcibly withdrawn from the university not only due to his antics (which included unbolting a phone booth from the bus station, taking it back into the suite and rewiring it to the suite phone line), but also for having spent most of his time dicking around and not actually doing any of his coursework. 05:50 Enter Sophomore year... 05:52 Stan moves back into a new suite, a brand new building with new roommates. Apparently, their little key fiasco had not been forgotten and the campus had installed a new set of locks on the buildings that used a special type of cylindrical key, with several holes drilled on the surface. A rather sophisticated lock for the time to install on a college campus. 05:52 However, it appeared that Bronco's dad's influence at the university had allowed him to pull enough strings to have Bronco readmitted at the university. 05:53 And so, Stan ran into Bronco again. And once again, Bronco asked Stan for his key. 05:53 Stan thought it was ridiculous, there was no way this guy could be interested in something like this. He had learned his lesson, hadn't he? 05:53 A few weeks later, Bronco knocks at Stan's door and asks him to lock it. 05:53 And once again, Bronco opens the door. 05:54 This time his hand is holding a slightly lumpy chunk of epoxy with holes drilled into it 05:54 Bronco had used a set of jeweler's drills to mimic the hole configurations of the regular keys in the epoxy. 05:55 A few months later, he'd once again gained access to the entire campus. 05:55 And once again, he was caught. The group was brought in once more and Bronco once again took the hit for the rest of the guys. This time, however, they were all asked to stay for a moment as Bronco was invited into a room with a few gentlemen in suits. 05:57 Stan wasn't able to hear what they were saying, but he could see through the window in the room. One of the men in suits opened up a briefcase and pulled out a tiny door with a similar lock to the ones on campus. And then, Bronco grabbed his drilled chunk of epoxy and put it into the lock. The key turned, and... 05:57 *click* 05:57 The door opened. 05:57 The men in suits' jaws dropped. After a few minutes, Bronco walked out of the room and the guys left the building. It was after they'd left that Bronco explained what had gone on in the room. 05:58 The men in suits were the president of the lock company hired to install the new locks and one of their chief engineers. Bronco had designed a master key to not only all of the locks on the campus, but all of the locks the company had manufactured. 05:58 Not only that, but those very locks had just recently been installed in the Pentagon. 05:59 And that, my friends, is how Bronco pwned a lockmaking company. 05:59 Of course, he didn't do any of his coursework and got kicked out again. 05:59 So... he DIDN'T grow up to be Richard Nixon? :/ 05:59 Nope 05:59 Fin. 05:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern 16:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Wonderfish] by creature 16:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa Wonderfish Wonderfish] by ChanServ 16:50 If we're going to do storytime, we're going to do it properly. 16:50 I don't has I mic. 16:50 Yes you do. Tell the story. This better be good. 16:51 OK. Technically I do, but its made of fail. May I please just continue in my jesus fucking story? 16:52 IT IS 16:52 * Wonderfish looks around impatiently. 16:52 May I? 16:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv Wonderfish] by creature ----------------- 06:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 06:22 ωνω Queen_Sarah is now known as Queen 06:22 * Randall covers all y'all's mouths 06:22 so... 06:22 ωνω Spork is now known as this_sucks 06:22 no really, whedon's not that good 06:22 ωνω abzde is now known as okay_well_stop 06:22 ωνω Queen is now known as GASP 06:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by postmodern 06:22 seriously 06:22 cut it out 06:23 * Randall stretches out on the floor of #xkcd 06:23 * postmodern rolls in the pinball machine 06:23 * zigdon pours some kittens in 06:23 * Randall watches the kittens bounce around in the pinball machine 06:24 * Stereo replaces one of the kittens with a furry robot 06:24 * postmodern watches robot find kitten 06:25 Okay, that was a nice nap. 06:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Randall 16:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by ian 16:09 he's going as john freeman 16:09 i feel the same about MS Excel 16:09 Dear internet, 16:09 Can you guys please 16:09 /please/ 16:09 stop thinking about sex 16:09 thank you 16:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by ian ----------------- 15:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 15:58 Dear #xkcd, 15:58 Please argue with each other in private and keep this a fluffy, fuzzy channel of joy. 15:58 Lots of love, 15:58 -- The Management. 15:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 21:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by postmodern 21:38 JUST KIDDING 21:38 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UPPP 21:38 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNNN 21:38 NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND 21:38 DESERT YOUUUU 21:38 NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY 21:38 NEVER GONNA SAYYY GOODBYE 21:39 NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE 21:39 AND HURT U 21:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 19:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 19:32 don't forget the followthorugh 19:32 of course, Christian freaked out and swam away, but Justin was happy for a while as a shark. Soon, however, he grew lonely, as none of his friends would hang out with him any more 19:33 one day, however, he came across the magic cod again! 19:33 In desperation, he pleaded "Please, turn me back to a prawn, so I can hang out with my friends!" The cod acquiesced, and he became a prawn again. 19:33 He went back to hanging out with all his shrimpy friends, and they had a huge cocktail party in celebration. 19:33 However, he noticed his friend Christian wasn't there. 19:34 He asked the others, "where is Christian" "Oh, he believes this is all a trick and you're going to eat us somehow, so he's locked up at home." 19:34 So he went over to Christians house and banged on the door, and said "It's me, Justin! I've turned back!" Christian replied "I don't believe you! You're a shark! Go away!" 19:34 "No! That was the old me! I've changed! I found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!" 19:35 ... 19:35 ωνω snark was kicked from #xkcd by IceKarma (required) 19:35 * Stereo stabs eyes out 19:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv marc] by IceKarma 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha marc marc marc] by ChanServ 23:01 ok so the day before halloween I was making decorations with my little sister 23:01 she's 10 23:01 we were making those little rolled up strip of paper chains 23:01 and I started making mobius strips 23:01 she asked what they were I explained etc 23:01 so today she got suspended for getting in a fight 23:02 some kid was making fun of her and she said "well you're gay, you're as straight as a mobius strip" 23:02 and then they started fighting 23:02 that is all 23:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv marc] by IceKarma ----------------- 04:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m-n] by Hermiene 04:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 04:13 Sorry about this, but I want your attention for just one second. 04:13 It is this: http://havard.awegasm.net/xkcd_uk_meet_2009.html 04:13 Normal conversation may proceed. 04:14 it may, but it can't 04:14 Yeeeah, why? 04:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui 07:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 07:05 okay, here's the deal. It doesn't matter if you're physically co-located, it still has an effect on someone. 07:05 It's still your first time of something. 07:05 It's still something you'll remember, it still has a lasting effect on you. 07:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle 08:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Stereo 08:49 say sorry to the pretty girls and you get your voice back 08:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by postmodern ----------------- 18:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 18:04 That is quite enough love for now. 18:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 18:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 18:26 MERE +M WON'T STOP ME 18:26 I'M INVINCIBLE! 18:26 Or at least an op. 18:26 GIVE LOVE? 18:26 GIVE LOVE! 18:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o Hermiene] by zigdon 18:26 <_< 18:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by zigdon 18:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by zigdon 18:29 please take this time to read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caps_lock#Cultural_significance 18:29 Look, is it really so much to ask for #xkcd to be a place where you can be smart, and talk to smart people? 18:29 thank you for your time :) 18:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by zigdon ----------------- 16:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:40 LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS. 16:40 shoofle: no, it's not 16:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 01:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mv Royall] by Lhyzz 01:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Royall Royall Royall] by ChanServ 01:16 ... 01:16 Ok 01:16 So 01:16 I was in AP Java 01:16 And the teacher asked my friend 01:16 Because we were going over the homework 01:16 "What keyword makes a variable a constant" 01:16 And I started humming something at him 01:17 Eventually he gave up 01:17 And I was like "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" 01:17 He was pissed 01:17 * IceKarma wonders idly how awkward libtiff is. 01:17 Storytime over 01:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mv Royall] by Lhyzz ----------------- 05:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 05:48 WE ARE IN SILENT RUNNING 05:48 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING 05:48 OF SILENT 05:48 RUNNING 05:48 the "you are blinking manually" one never worked for me 05:48 it's just not something i do 05:48 Siiiilent 05:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 23:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:22 LISTEN you fucking TURDSWALLOWING CREEPS 23:22 do not EVER bowdlerize 23:22 your FUCKING CUSSES in this FUCKING ROOM 23:23 do you realize how EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND OBJECTIONABLE THAT BEHAVIOR IS 23:23 i think patton oswalt has covered this territory BEFORE but let me REITERATE 23:23 you CUNTS 23:23 which is creepier to you? 23:23 "i'm going to come in your pussy" 23:23 or "i'm gonna fill your hoo ha with goof juice!" 23:24 in conclusion, if anyone puts a fark dot com deviantart bullshit swear word fake in Bucket again or says one in my presence i will literally explode and you'll all have to clean it 23:24 end transmission 23:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 05:21 Ok so a few minutes ago my laptop screamed at me that I needed to plug it in 05:21 I went downstairs. Power cord nowhere to be found. I looked through my backpack, the kitchen, by the door, etc. 05:22 By process of elimination, I determined that it was in the office that I share with my father 05:22 Note that this is in MA and it is 12:22, and I was supposed to be asleep two hours ago (psssh yeah right) 05:22 So I sneak in quietly, see he's playing WoW and decide to go for it 05:23 I step eeever so slowly through the room to the Powercord of Destiny, not ten feet from his back 05:23 He doesn't turn around. 05:23 I pick it up, eeever so slowly. A lone paper falls to the ground. 05:23 He doesn't turn around. 05:24 I scamper out, tiptoeing through the living room. I hear his footsteps behind me. 05:24 There's not enough time to get to my room upstairs and I can't ditch the cord or the laptop (why I brought it, I have no idea) 05:24 I run into the kitchen. He's coming behind me. I don't think he's heard me, though 05:24 I dash into the dining room adjoining the kitchen, hearing him get a snack 05:25 He walks towards the dining room 05:25 I open the dining room doors to the living room, where the stairs are and sprint up them in record time 05:25 Here I am, with my laptop and my power cord. I am a ninja. 05:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Geekthras] by shoofle 05:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 06:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 06:14 no 06:14 bad 06:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern 06:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 06:48 STORY TIME 06:48 So today I went out to dinner with my roommate, and we ordered a pizza with "portobello, eggplant, and chicken" 06:49 And after a while, the waitress comes back to the table with a worried look on her face. 06:49 And she says, "we have portobello MUSHROOMS, not portobello EGGPLANT." 06:49 * relsqui laughs 06:49 And we were like *facepalm* 06:49 thoughtful of her to tell you 06:49 THE END 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Lhyzz 17:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 10:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv jessescarborough] by Lhyzz 10:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-ha jessescarborough jessescarborough] by ChanServ 10:19 go ahead 10:19 so my dad walked into the apple store 10:19 thanks Lhyzz 10:19 he had heard about this gadjet that one plugs in between the computer and the wall 10:19 to keep the laptop battery from overcharging 10:19 which is annoying when it happens 10:20 so he went in and asked where one might find this think 10:20 thing* 10:20 the apple guy said "when the computer is finished charging, it stops charging." 10:20 trying to defend the computers 10:20 of course 10:20 but so my dad retaliated with "oh yeah? then why do they sell the gadget in the first place?" 10:21 the apple store guy went and talked to his administrator, then came back and told my dad where to buy it 10:21 story time over 10:21 ... 10:21 um, ok? 10:21 ok 10:21 that was a bad story? 10:21 i thought it was funny 10:22 well I can tell you that my magsafe power adapter that I use with my macbook gets very hot when it's charging my comp, and if I accidentally leave it in after the light turns green, it turns off because it gets cool 10:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv jessescarborough] by Lhyzz ----------------- 22:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:08 mmmiiiiidniiiiight 22:08 not a sound from the paaaavement 22:08 has the moon lost her memery 22:08 she is loling alone 22:08 in the screen light 22:08 the old jpegs collect on my drive 22:09 and my grandma 22:09 begins to moan 22:09 * khmer string flourish 22:09 MEEEEMERYYYY 22:09 ALL ALONE ON THE INTERNET 22:09 I CAN SMILE AT THE NOOB DAYS 22:09 I WAS BEAUTIFUL THEN 22:09 I REMEMBER THE TIME I KNEW WHAT SOCIAL LIVES WERE 22:09 LET THE MEMERYYYYY 22:09 LIVE AGAAAAAIN 22:10 * khmer slinks offstage, changes quickly into pirate costume 22:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:20 wittgenstein: 02:20 I wanted to write that my work consists of two parts: of the one which is here, and of everything which I have not written. And precisely this second part is the important one. 02:20 For the Ethical is delimited from within, as it were, by my book; and I’m convinced that, strictly speaking, it can ONLY be delimited in this way. 02:20 In brief, I think: All of that which many are babbling today, I have defined in my book by remaining silent about it. 02:20 What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 12:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:02 OK, I really didn't want to get on my high horse today, but apparently you're all asking me to saddle up. 12:02 1. The channel is about conversation. Smart conversation, ideally, but at the very least interesting/funny conversation. I think 2 pages of LOL I'M A SYMBOL LOL is quite enough. 12:03 2. Conversation is tied to an ability to discriminate identity. If you were all nicked to Bob/Beb/Bab/Bub/Bib I'd try to encourage you to switch back after a little while too. 12:04 3. The argument of "There's nothing else going on so I can be as idiotic as I like" is a fallacy from start to finish. It prevents other, more interesting conversations from starting and sets a given tone for the channel. If you don't have anything interesting to say, SHUT THE HELL UP. Silence does not have to be filled. 12:05 Oh, and by the way, if you could all knock the persecution complexes off too, that would be spiffing. There's only about 3 of you I actively dislike, and none of them are around now. Just because I think you need a kick/ban/mute/stern word doesn't mean I care in the slightest about you as a person. 12:06 I am sure you are all wonderful, intelligent human beings who should get the benefit of the doubt, and I love you all for that. 12:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 21:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 21:50 no seriously, pledge to relsqui, thanks 21:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench ----------------- 12:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:13 Two Christmasses ago I went to stay with her. We were having dinner one evening. The radio wasn't on; it was just us two, sitting and eating quietly. 12:14 "So, Alexander," she says to me. My mum is the only one who still calls me Alexander, by the way. "Do you have a girlfriend at the moment?" 12:14 "No, mum." I reply. "No girlfriend." 12:14 "Oh." she says, quietly. Pause. "... Or a boyfriend?" 12:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 10:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by relsqui 10:34 Okay, so. 10:34 Clearly we have a bunch of newbies to this channel here right now. 10:34 Another burst from Stumbleupon maybe, or one of the recent Reddit hits. Whatever. 10:34 The thing is: y'all need to lurk. 10:35 The other thing is, knock it the fuck off with the bots, seriously. There is a channel for that, and it is #bots. 10:35 No one wants to hear it in here. 10:35 Sixth and lastly, do not abuse the ferret. He's smarter than you are and often more interesting. 10:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui ----------------- 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:14 ALL 05:14 OF 05:14 CIVILIZATION 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 08:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 08:15 fuck 08:15 woo 08:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 16:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Hermiene 16:50 Ok, next person to quote Banana Phone gets kicked. 16:50 I HAVE SPOKEN 16:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Hermiene ----------------- 05:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 05:30 Bucket: pi is also 3.141926597971832358 05:30 Bucket: pi is also 3.141926592653971358832 05:30 Bucket: pi is also 3.14192659253978832 05:30 Bucket: pi is also 3.14192653271408241423 05:30 Bucket: pi is also 3.14192653142327140824 05:30 Bucket: pi is also 3.14192653142082432714 05:30 ωνω Dysaniak is now known as Dysaniak|Packing 05:31 ωνω Eule is now known as Eule|Ihavenoplusv 05:31 I'm trying to increase the ratio of factoids in "pi" that are pi but slightly wrong 05:31 ωνω Dysaniak|Packing is now known as Dysaniak 05:31 ωνω Eule|Ihavenoplusv is now known as Eule|andImustscream 05:31 because I love it when that one comes up 05:31 so only add a factoid if it's hilarious 05:31 Bucket: pi is also 3.71828182818 05:31 ωνω creamycenter is now known as LOUDNOISES 05:31 ωνω Eule|andImustscream is now known as Eule 05:31 THIS IS IMPORTANT 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall 05:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 05:32 New rule: STOP EDITING THE PI FACTOID 05:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 06:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 06:57 Long enough. 06:58 ωνω HerrSporkDerServiettenbehalter is now known as gameprey 06:58 <3 relsqui 06:58 ωνω Cthulhu is now known as Chrisbrl88 06:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 15:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 15:04 Quite why people seem to think that an IRC channel ops are some kind of automata or black box WRT what is and isn't acceptable continues to baffle me. 15:04 The idea that "I can do X and it is fine, but if I do X+1 it is not." 15:04 People seem to want these kind of definite boundaries, and clearly demarcated areas of acceptability/unacceptibility. That's not how it works. It can't be. 15:04 It is always, always, *always* a judgement call. Sometimes the channel is quiet or noisy and that makes something OK; sometimes the context changes it, or makes it really funny; sometimes people just aren't here to catch your idiocy/homophobia/spamming/etc. 15:04 So try to accept that just because you've done something in the past, or seen someone else do something, it doesn't mean it's always going to OK. 15:04 If you really want a guideline, I don't think anyone's ever got kicked for being as smart/witty/interesting as possible. 15:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 06:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Stereo 06:40 hey guys quick question 06:40 what do they say about pets and their owners 06:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Stereo 06:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Shrdlu 06:40 I think it's the same thing they say about guys with big hands. 06:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Shrdlu 16:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 16:41 Bucket: bucket++ =~ s/relsqui/root/ 16:41 * shoofle steadies the tail as power gathers 16:42 * Glench stands, ready to release the power 16:42 Glench: HOLD US IN PLACE! I CAN'T KEEP THIS BY MYSELF! 16:42 * The Narwhal King sees the ploy, and rushes forward! 16:42 shoofle: okay! I'll tell you when! 16:42 If anything happens I just want you to know: 16:42 I've always gloved you. 16:42 I know. 16:43 I glove you too. 16:43 * Glench steadies the beluga mech as the onrushing narwhal king barrels forward 16:43 it spirals, ready to drill into the belgua mech's chest, separating the gloofle permanently 16:44 the beluga mech stand resolute, plumes of dust and vorteces of energy swirling around it 16:44 the faint sounds of JD and Turk are heard amonst the tornado of power 16:45 just as the narwhal king reaches the belgua mech's chest, the tail gun fires, snapping forward! 16:45 Everything goes white in the horrifying release of energy. 16:46 [5 years later] 16:46 ωνω shoofle is now known as Shoofle 16:46 Hey. 16:46 Yeah? 16:46 * Shoofle rocks forward slightly in his chair on the open-front porch 16:46 Remember that time in the jungle? 16:47 Every day, Shoofle. 16:47 Me too. 16:47 ωνω Glench is now known as The_Wind 16:47 * The_Wind blows a tumbleweed gently past the pair. 16:47 ωνω The_Wind is now known as Glench 16:48 ωνω Shoofle is now known as Title_Card 16:48 [fin.] 16:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Title_Card ----------------- 08:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Laura 08:35 Okay, let's nip that one in the bud. 08:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Laura ----------------- 07:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 07:32 okay 07:32 I WARNED you 07:33 science and religion are just NOT OPPOSITES 07:33 you don't have to PICK ONE 07:33 liking one doesn't make the other one retarded 07:33 the only people who are retarded are the assholes who yell at people for accepting things 07:33 that they themselves don't accept 07:33 no matter how right you think you are, if you do that, you FUCKING SUCK 07:33 and I am SICK of this stupid shit in here 07:34 if you claim to have half a brain then knock it the fuck up 07:34 idiots 07:34 christ. 07:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 20:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:31 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Raphael_School_of_Athens.jpg 20:31 that 20:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 06:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 06:15 marc can still talk 06:15 * marc talks 06:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark 12:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 12:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha yranigami yranigami yranigami] by ChanServ 12:16 story time! 12:17 ...do something with it quick, because nobody else is talking this way =P 12:17 Ok so 12:17 Once upon a time, in a land far far away 12:17 there was a young boy 12:17 his name is, 12:17 well, its not important 12:17 so lets call him tim 12:17 so tim ventured into the forest 12:17 cuz he was bored as hell 12:17 and he saw a bear 12:17 and he said "omg a bear! i should run away!" 12:18 (The penalty for abusing storytime is death. Just so you know.) 12:18 and the bear said "no child, dont fear" 12:18 "i come in peace. embrace nature, meet your inner self" 12:18 and tim said 12:18 "what the fuck, a talking bear 12:18 and shot im in the ass 12:18 and this is the result 12:18 http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html 12:18 NSFW 12:18 storytiem over 12:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v yranigami] by snark 12:19 is that the one with the girl having sex on the dead bear 12:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 16:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+sm] by snark 16:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark 22:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 22:54 story time 22:54 use it wisely 22:54 Allright 22:55 so far, not wise 22:55 I walk into my programing lab classroom - full of hope, and love for science and, things. 22:55 no 22:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+i] by Stephen 22:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Jeffrey@4D241CCD.AC20F6B0.DDB4176C.IP] by khmer 22:55 ωνω Jeffrey was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (fix your connection) 22:55 he may well have been screwing with us 22:56 As I wait for the class to begin, I overhear a classmate rambling about her teacher - and heard a line so full of emptyness, I cant help but weep while raging. 22:56 "So, he even said to me - like - What is engineering to you? So I say - Well, duh, I dont know, I'm PAYING you to teach me!" 22:56 And so I once again, hated the world. 22:57 (This chick is an engineering student) 22:57 Heh - Wrong code? 22:58 are you done? 22:58 whoa what 22:58 oh story time 22:59 It was something about the fact that she admited to have no idea what she was doing with her life in those lines - it made me feel really horrible. Here I am, busting my ass for something I love, and there she is, without any clue of what she's doing. 22:59 Yeah, Stephen: done'd. 23:00 Thank you for your attention, xkcd. Back to your regular shenanigans. 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mv quit] by IceKarma ----------------- 03:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 03:11 ωνω Bucket was kicked from #xkcd by Randall (Randall) 03:11 I 03:11 do 03:11 not 03:11 know 03:11 where 03:11 family 03:11 ωνω F-Dawg is now known as Fusilliban 03:11 doctors 03:11 acquired 03:11 illegibly 03:11 perplexing 03:11 handwriting; 03:11 nevertheless, 03:11 extraordinary 03:11 pharmaceutical 03:11 intellectuality, 03:11 counterbalancing 03:12 indecipherability, 03:12 transcendentalizes 03:12 intercommunications' 03:12 incomprehensibleness. 03:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:24 YOU GODDAMN TAINTED FUCKWIT 04:24 ANSWER THE QUESTION 04:24 ARE YOU OR AREN'T YOU A GODDAMN TRIBBLE 04:24 WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THAT LABEL 04:24 YOU TREASONOUS ANIMAL BASTARD 04:24 WITH YOUR FURRY COOING AND YOUR BEING A SPHERE 04:24 WE DON'T WANT YOUR GODDAMN KIND 04:24 ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE HUBBLE 04:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Charles@hide-34B4AA35.enter-net.com] by khmer 04:24 ωνω Silvia was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (IT'S A TRIBBLE AND IT ALWAYS WAS) 04:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 09:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 09:46 guys I just accidentally the whole channel 09:46 is that bad? 09:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by Randall 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Randall 21:59 Aww. 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by Randall 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 21:59 Wait, that's not what I wanted. 21:59 HALP 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by Randall 21:59 ... 21:59 [Everyone falls silent and stares.] 21:59 Randall: what's the best way to give you money? buy artwork? 21:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 01:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 01:34 Sarda: like this? 01:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 00:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 00:04 *ahem* 00:04 ωνω Affableprechaun|Away is now known as Affableprechaun 00:04 we now return to our scheduled chatting 00:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark 00:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Shrdlu 00:08 Guys. 00:08 It is not <3 thunder time. 00:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Shrdlu ----------------- 04:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Randall 04:30 pass the tanning butter 04:31 Bucket: You suck. 04:31 Oh, right. 04:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by Randall 04:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 04:31 Bucket: Hi? 04:31 Would you like some toast. 04:31 Bucket: pass the tanning butter. 04:31 here comes the stingray 04:31 waaa oo waaaa 04:31 There goes a manta-ray 04:31 ee eee eee eee 04:31 In walked a jelly fish 04:31 gggggrrrrrrrr 04:31 There goes a dogfish 04:32 mrrrrowwwwww 04:32 Chased by a catfish! 04:32 naaaaaaaaaaaa 04:32 In flew a sea robin! 04:32 aaaaa aa aa a 04:32 Watch out for that piranha! 04:32 yichyichyichyichyichyich 04:32 There goes a narwhal 04:32 eeeeoooeeeeooooo 04:32 HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE! 04:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Randall ----------------- 06:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:00 TheMiNd: and lie weeping and crushed and alone 06:00 TheMiNd: yeah what snark said 06:00 it's always worked for me! 06:00 * relsqui gives a thumbs-up 06:00 COME CHEER UP ME LADS 06:00 'TIS TO GLORY WE STEER 06:00 WITH HEADS BEARING HIGH 06:00 WE SHALL BANISH ALL FEAR 06:00 TO HONOR WE CALL 06:00 WE ARE FREE MEN NOT SLAVES 06:00 FOR WHO ARE MORE FREE 06:00 THAN THE SONS OF THE WAVES 06:00 HEARTS OF OAK ARE OUR SHIPS 06:01 JOLLY TARS ARE OUR MEN 06:01 WE'LL ALWAYS BE READY 06:01 STEADY, BOYS, STEADY 06:01 WE'LL FIGHT AND WE'LL CONQUER 06:01 AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 14:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 14:21 Breathe in. Breathe out. 14:22 Everything is going to be OK. 14:22 If you would like to talk to the bots, use #bots or #bucket. 14:22 If you would like to talk about the bots, then #bots or #bucket is the place for you. 14:22 If you would like to poke the bots randomly, the #bots or #bucket should be your destination. 14:22 Breathe in. Breathe out. 14:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!~imaginary@6F2D73A6:D465BA69:1E2BBBE:IP] by billygoat 14:22 Enjoy the silence. 14:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 17:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by creature 17:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by creature 17:46 Quiet time, I think. 17:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 02:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:43 did we seriously 02:43 seriously 02:43 just pass around goatse in here 02:43 did we seriously toss it around as a topic of conversation 02:43 did we just tell someone to google hello.jpg 02:43 because SOMEONE 02:44 had better HAND OVER THE FUCKING FLUX CAPACITOR 02:44 SO I CAN TAKE US BACK TO TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING NINE 02:44 all of you out 02:44 i'm not going to mass kick you, just everyone leave 02:44 leave and go consume some culture for a while 02:44 some *real* culture, not Internet "culture" 02:44 when you come back i expect the discussion to stop resembling the golden girls fighting over a bingo game that happened in 1972 02:44 no more linux 02:44 no more goatse 02:45 no more whether or not religion is in fact terrible 02:45 everyone leave now 02:45 i'm going to unmute and if someone types something 02:45 i will know that you are sitting at your computer 02:45 not DOING 02:45 what i TOLD YOU 02:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 17:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 17:12 http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml 17:13 i will give you about five minutes. 17:13 ωνω Royall is now known as YouForgotPlusN 17:13 ωνω YouForgotPlusN is now known as Royall 17:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 16:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 16:37 Xenos, I shudder to think just how short midwinter days are 16:37 are you ready? 16:38 yeah? 16:38 supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 16:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 03:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:57 HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY 03:57 ωνω snark is now known as mewyn 03:57 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by bearachute_ (oh christ you grandstanding douchebag) 03:57 lol 03:57 jesus is that what i'm like 03:57 i don't know who i am anymore 03:57 * bearachute_ sobs quietly 03:57 Identity crisis. 03:57 identd crisis more like 03:57 bearachute_: if I did it would I be a handstanding douchebag? 03:57 ωνω bearachute_ is now known as khmer 03:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewynium 04:43 Ok 04:43 ωνω Helium-2 is now known as Helium-4 04:44 If you're gonna have a name with a number after it, it's supposed to be the weight, not atomic number. 04:44 That is all. 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewynium 04:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Ytterbium 04:48 no, wait... 04:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bismuth] by Ytterbium 04:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bismuth Bismuth Bismuth] by ChanServ 04:48 ωνω Plutonium is now known as AluminIum 04:48 Bismuth: Ask me where I got the crystal 04:48 ready? 04:48 ωνω Locke is now known as Awesomium 04:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Ytterbium ----------------- 22:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:46 1. brazil nuts 22:46 2. almonds 22:46 3. peanuts 22:47 4. hazelnuts 22:47 5. cashews (ew) 22:47 all right airtank, your turn 22:47 rank nuts 22:47 how can you not like cashews? 22:47 because fuck you 22:47 6. rank pine nuts 22:47 no, you rank nuts, not pine nuts 22:47 oh i guess i forgot walnuts 22:47 thanks chaos95 22:47 they are nuts 22:47 1. brazil nuts 22:47 2. pecans 22:48 3. almonds 22:48 4. peanuts 22:48 5. walnuts 22:48 are we doing this in order of like or dislike 22:48 6. hazelnuts 22:48 7. cashews (ew) 22:48 descending order of like 22:48 1. beer nuts 22:48 1. cashews 22:48 not a real nut 22:48 2. pinons 22:48 where do coconuts fit in 22:48 you guys are making up words 22:48 bitch 22:49 i'm taking time away from my sandwich to humor you 22:49 i like coconuts 22:49 airtank: well humor me more effectively 22:49 >( 22:49 no. 22:49 * airtank storms off. 22:49 fine! 22:49 chaos95: rank nuts 22:49 * Stereo tries to quench the storm 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v chaos95] by khmer 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha chaos95 chaos95 chaos95] by ChanServ 22:49 c/mon 22:49 all right fuck you 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v chaos95] by khmer 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o chaos95] by ChanServ 22:50 TheMiNd: rank nuts 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v TheMiNd] by khmer 22:50 1) Pecans 2) Pistachios 3) Wasabi almonds 4) sunflower seeds 5) peanuts .... 8) cashews 22:50 Wasabi almonds are a nut with a seasoning, which is bullshit come on 22:50 they're great but the assignment was not "rank seasoned nuts" 22:50 thanks for playing 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v TheMiNd] by khmer 22:50 CHESTNUTS 22:50 damn 22:50 Antipaganda: rank nuts 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Antipaganda] by khmer 22:50 why are you talking about my breasts 22:50 1. Gary Busey 22:51 2. Macadamias 22:51 ωνω Antipaganda was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (not a nut) 22:51 pathy: rank nuts 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v pathy] by khmer 22:51 1. Cashews 22:51 2. James Zetlen 22:51 is this acceptable? 22:51 ωνω airtank was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (NOT A NUT) 22:51 THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o airtank] by ChanServ 22:51 hahaha 22:51 kick52: rank nuts 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v kick52] by khmer 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa kick52 kick52] by ChanServ 22:51 i'd go 1. peanuts, 2. cashews, 3. pecans, 4. almonds, 5. other nuts 22:51 OKAY! 22:52 1) cashews. definaetly 22:52 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (JAMES ZETLEN IS TOTALLY A NUT) 22:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 14:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv Senji] by Ephphatha 14:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa Senji Senji] by ChanServ 14:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Ephphatha 14:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv Senji] by snark 14:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by snark 14:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv ShortWave] by snark 14:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa ShortWave ShortWave] by ChanServ 14:44 so, why does coffee only affect me sometimes? 14:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv ShortWave] by snark 14:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv authentic] by Ephphatha 14:50 Shut the fuck up, authentic is going to tell us a story. 14:50 yeah... 14:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv authentic] by Ephphatha ----------------- 04:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 04:47 FAIL! 04:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 03:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv Spork] by snark 03:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Spork Spork Spork] by ChanServ 03:40 Ok. 03:40 You guys need to stop confusing Spork and snark. 03:40 We are different people. 03:40 We have different names. 03:40 They're not THAT similar. 03:40 Stop it. 03:40 That is all. 03:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv Spork] by snark ----------------- 21:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 21:42 Stop feeding the troll, please. 21:42 * relsqui waits a moment so everyone has a chance to see that. 21:42 If you want to keep feeding him, go over to #xkcd-gullible or something 21:42 that should work nicely for both sides 21:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 12:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:19 GUYS I THINK I SEE A SOLUTION. 12:19 ωνω Topic for #xkcd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7ZUpDmzE4 D: | it is now tell us what you're ingesting hour in #xkcd | ONE CHANNEL, ONE MIND | stickam! room/pw #xkcd/randall | remibbit is fail :( | #xkcd on any computer or even on the go http://tinyurl.com/XKCDwebirc | #xkcd Nights: Raw, Unfiltered, Uncensored. Rated MA. 12:19 ωνω Topic set by Potassium The-Rabid-@hide-91CFB8DF.cable.telstraclear.net [Tue Mar 10 08:47:51 2009] 12:20 ωνω creature changed the topic of #xkcd to: Remember: be nice to each other. | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7ZUpDmzE4 D: | it is now tell us what you're ingesting hour in #xkcd | ONE CHANNEL, ONE MIND | stickam! room/pw #xkcd/randall | remibbit is fail :( | #xkcd on any computer or even on the go http://tinyurl.com/XKCDwebirc | #xkcd Nights: Raw 12:22 Thank you for your attention. This was a demonstration of the concept "What if I could choose who should get ignored by the entire channel? Then what if that was taken to an extreme conclusion?" 12:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 19:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 19:36 ENOUGH. 19:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 01:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 01:40 SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 01:40 That is all. 01:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 01:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 01:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v DeadMan] by khmer 01:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha DeadMan DeadMan DeadMan] by ChanServ 01:47 i'd like you to complain about five things right now 01:47 they need to be inconveniencing you in a way that affects you emotionally 01:47 but not be threatening you in any material way, life or livelihood 01:48 you people are scary 01:48 okay, that kind of counts 01:48 scariness can be inconvenient, so that's one 01:48 let's have another! 01:48 c'mon, chop chop 01:48 aw, don't leave me hanging! i *hate* hanging 01:48 ten seconds 01:49 all right, i'll complain instead. i can't hope to match your acumen at it but i'll give it a shot 01:49 YOU'RE BORING 01:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*chatzilla@9A5DF9C7.88C9C39E.CCCACC91.IP] by khmer 01:49 ωνω DeadMan was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (khmer) 01:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:38 khmer: and it is appreciated 21:38 Andyroo: i'd like you to say that again 21:38 Ahem: 21:38 Buy whatever damn machine meets your needs. If your greatest need is to gloat on teh internets about how your machine is superior to the *other* kind, then either windows or mac will suffice. Bleh. 21:39 oh, man, it's so good 21:39 let me just...can i just rewind? 21:39 * khmer rewinds 21:39 say it again 21:39 dang remote 21:39 Andyroo!!! 21:39 ... 21:39 Buy whatever damn machine meets your needs. If your greatest need is to gloat on teh internets about how your machine is superior to the *other* kind, then either windows or mac will suffice. Bleh. 21:39 ahhh, yes 21:39 whew 21:39 I'm scared 21:39 i quit 21:39 Andyroo: do my job 21:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 01:26 21:24 < apo> Glench: I created something today! 01:26 21:25 < apo> Glench: A little program that generates a maze and sends a robot through it. :) 01:26 21:25 < apo> Glench: This was way more fun than consuming. :D 01:26 I want everyone to take a close look at those sentences 01:27 and realize that active creation is more rewarding than mindless consuming 01:27 i am taking a close look at those sentences 01:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 23:36 *Everyone* needs to shut up 23:36 the way it is going. 23:36 If people will stop being irrationally angry dicks, that would be nice 23:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 15:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by OperServ 15:13 Who do what to whom 15:13 The power of voodoo. 15:13 Who do? 15:13 Who do what to whom 15:13 Who do what to whom 15:13 You do. 15:13 I do not, you bitch! 15:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by OperServ 16:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Rightdeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Rightdeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Rightdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Rightdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer 17:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by OperServ 17:52 wtf? 17:52 zigdon: I think you've got a bug somewhere. 17:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by OperServ ----------------- 13:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:23 It can never be too quiet. 13:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 07:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 07:34 Go read the wiki page snark linked. 07:34 The question is ambiguous. 07:34 ωνω carbanm is now known as carbanm-agrees 07:34 If you want to argue about that ... or airplanes on treadmills ... take it elsewhere. 07:35 The fact that there are two ways of seeing it, both of which make sense on the surface 07:35 means that someone who disagrees with you is not necessarily dumb. 07:35 So if you can't be civil, shut the fuck up. 07:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 13:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:33 I just wanted to take a moment to observe and reflect that the channel considers a conversation about human rights abuses and the cultural clashes that dramatically different religions 'boring' and 'dumb', but 'I like chips that are crunchy' is the paragon of interest. 13:33 That is all. 13:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 14:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 14:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*@*.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au] by creature 14:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 06:03 ATTN: EVERYONE 06:03 okay SO 06:03 Glench has fantastic rhythm and is also sexy 06:03 sorry glench, take it away 06:03 um that is not the story 06:03 anyway 06:03 so. 06:03 I found a video of my roommate online 06:03 on xtube... 06:04 it turns out he was obscenely and morbidly gay 06:04 with extremely disturbing voyeuristic tendencies 06:04 BUT 06:04 the video 06:04 he posted online 06:04 was him jacking off on my pillow 06:04 I mean what the fuck 06:04 D: 06:04 I found the video, went to the RA 06:05 RA: "that's fucked up" 06:05 she goes to the residence director 06:05 RD: "that's really fucked up" 06:05 she goes to campus police 06:05 PD: "what the fuck" 06:05 he gets kicked out of the room 06:05 and now I have a single in a double-sized room :) 06:05 and a soiled and nightmarish pillow sham 06:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 01:45 i delimit ur whitespace 01:45 swear to god do I have to fucking kick you people 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by khmer 01:46 NEWBIES. STEP UP. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM. 01:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui ----------------- 00:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 00:47 Bucket: alias airtank and paparatti => airtank and icekarma 00:47 Bucket: alias icekarma and paparatti => airtank and icekarma 00:47 Bucket: alias airtank and icekarma and paparatti => airtank and icekarma 00:47 Aerdan: That's fine, but you don't have to be a cockwaffle about it. 00:47 Bucket: alias airtank and paparatti and icekarma => airtank and icekarma 00:48 (Where by 'you' I mean 'the developer(s) in question') 00:48 Bucket: alias paparatti and airtank and icekarma => airtank and icekarma 00:48 Bucket: alias paparatti and icekarma and airtank => airtank and icekarma 00:48 ((i think you meant to type two parentheses creature)) 00:48 (((I don't think I did.))) 00:48 Bucket: alias icekarma and airtank and paparatti => airtank and icekarma 00:48 ((((holy shit it's dark in here)))) 00:48 Bucket: alias icekarma and paparatti and airtank => airtank and icekarma 00:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 20:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 20:05 okay, maybe this wasn't made clear: take the creationism/intelligent design crap to #xkcd-religion , we've had more than enough of it here 20:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Flayer] by khmer 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Flayer Flayer Flayer] by ChanServ 21:33 floor goes to you, Flayer!!! 21:33 regale us pls 21:33 * khmer sits indian style 21:33 ... 21:33 * airtank nods, pays attention. 21:34 this is fantastic 21:34 can we keep the channel like this 21:34 * khmer . o O (not off to a great start) 21:34 * khmer . o O ( when's he gonna say something cool ) 21:34 probably never 21:34 * khmer . o O ( whoa, he can hear me!? he can read minds!!@!@@ ) 21:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*tom@hide-6742A418.cable.ziggo.nl] by khmer 21:34 ωνω Flayer was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (WITCH) 21:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 00:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 00:37 I have a special announcement 00:37 I won't say much 00:38 but I will say that you should all watch this video 00:38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuOAfddrKdE 00:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o relsqui] by ChanServ 00:38 I made it, and would appreciate as many eyeballs on it as you are willing to give 00:38 thank you 00:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by Glench 00:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 00:38 oops 00:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 04:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:01 once upon a time in the 90s 04:01 oprah winfrey 04:01 * postmodern cues NWA 04:01 (postmodern: say "god bless her") 04:01 god bless her soul 04:01 oprah winfrey came to seattle washington 04:02 she went to garfield high school, alma mater of quincy jones and jimi hendrix 04:02 and across the street from that phat join she found, what did she find? 04:02 she found ezell's fried chicken 04:02 now oprah, she's from, where is she from, postmodern? 04:02 chicago 04:02 WHAT 04:02 right? 04:02 SAY WHAT 04:02 (just say "chicago" again) 04:03 chicago 04:03 SAY WHAT 04:03 anyway 04:03 (mississippi-born, however) 04:03 so this bitch ought to know what good fried chicken is 04:03 by this bitch of course i mean, i mean oprah 04:03 * khmer gestures to postmodern 04:03 bless her soul 04:03 thank youuuu 04:04 and so oprah said, fried chicken? in seattle!??! 04:04 ain't that where they make FRASIER!?!?!?! 04:04 she had to try some of this shit as a LARK 04:04 it's like having mexican food in japan, she thought! 04:04 so she went to ezells, she did, and by she i mean oprah 04:04 (bless her soul) 04:04 and oprah ate of this chicken 04:04 and i shall summarize the rest 04:05 for the next five years, every week, oprah had a 24-piece bucket of ezell's fried chicken 04:05 FLOWN TO HER STUDIO 04:05 IN WHERE!?!? 04:05 CHICAGO 04:05 WHERE!?!?!? 04:05 CHI-TOWN 04:05 WHO!?!?!! 04:05 OPRAH 04:05 BLESS HER SOUL!!!!! 04:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:01 instructions: i will voice you and you say one line 06:01 that line must, in some small part, justify your existence 06:01 it can be a joke or a statement about an ability you have 06:02 or perhaps a defense for why i'd want you packing my parachute, or my lunch 06:02 maLLee is first 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v maLLee] by khmer 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha maLLee maLLee maLLee] by ChanServ 06:02 maLLee: justify your existence 06:02 i am told that maLLee is afk 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:02 round one of the game is a success! \o/ 06:03 maLLee: justify your existence 06:03 I'm pretty useless aside from the <3 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v maLLee] by khmer 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o maLLee] by ChanServ 06:03 well done maLLee! 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v SeveredCross] by khmer 06:03 SeveredCross: justify your existence 06:04 Victory is mine! My existence is worthwhile because I'm skilled in the sciences and will contribute to at the very least, basic medical research at some point in my future career! 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v SeveredCross] by khmer 06:04 well done, SeveredCross! 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v jessica] by khmer 06:05 jessica: justify your existence 06:05 I play Mornington Crescent under the standard Thurgood-Hamilton conversion algorithm, but banning semi-lateral shunts. 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v jessica] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-a jessica] by ChanServ 06:05 exceptionally well done, jessica 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v gameprey] by khmer 06:07 gameprey: justify your existence 06:07 As an engineer and, more importantly, zombie survival expert, my existance and skills will be cruicial when the apocalypse happens. And I'm not a robot. 06:07 noted! 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v gameprey] by khmer 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by khmer 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-h Bucket] by ChanServ 06:09 Bucket: justify your existence 06:09 I'm Bucket, goddammit. 06:09 well done, Bucket 06:09 :D 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Bucket] by khmer 06:09 I have no voice! 06:09 i like bucket's more than mine. 06:09 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 06:09 * fantasyprone applauds 06:09 * Bucket splashes lightly 06:09 you should all hope to do so well 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:10 Lhyzz: justify your existence 06:10 khmer: I'm cute? 06:11 if you're so cute, Lhyzz, then why's your printer all fucked up!!?!! 06:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Shrdlu 06:12 Lhyzz: if you insist 06:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v khmer] by Shrdlu 06:13 um 06:13 i am the very model of a modern channel operator / i control the muting and i keep out trolls and masturbators 06:13 that doesn't scan. 06:13 i'm quite familiar with the ins and outs of structured programming 06:13 khmer: Cleverly formulated, but metrically dubious! 06:13 khmer: YOU GET ONE LINE 06:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v khmer] by Shrdlu 06:13 As far as I'm concerned, the asian girl story in the db justifies khmer's existence, and also absolves him of the responsibility of any crime he has commited or will commit in the future. 06:13 khmer that was horrible D: 06:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Shrdlu ----------------- 00:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv DaMullet] by snark 00:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-ha DaMullet DaMullet] by ChanServ 00:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv DaMullet] by snark ----------------- 03:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:51 EAT SHIT 03:51 * khmer afk 03:52 quit: firstly, you wanted , not . Secondly, is doesn't need <'s. Thirdly, bucket won't respond to a trigger less than 6 characters unless addressed 03:52 snark: shhh, i'm punishing them for being twits 03:52 well, i'm punishing all of them for three of them being twits 03:52 oh, right 03:52 this is supposed to be a meaningful silence 03:52 aaah, fuck it 03:52 ruiner 03:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 05:32 Lhyzz: defying expectations since 1983 05:32 aporkalypse!!! 05:32 you need to set +N too 05:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Lhyzz 05:32 for people who think they're clever 05:32 ok guys woogly woogly pay attention to me 05:32 i don't understand parmageddon 05:32 it's for the dreaded cheese flu 05:32 oh, that? 05:32 khmer: did you see Colbert tonight? 05:33 i thought that was just a munster-of-the-week 05:33 havarti gotten vaccinated actually 05:33 i find the panic simply emmentalerable 05:34 I'm having trouble thinking of cheese puns. 05:34 it's okay Lhyzz 05:34 Is your illness making you feel blue? 05:34 marble come to you in a minute 05:34 That was less than subtle. 05:34 there's always a butterkasse scenario 05:34 you have to make sure the dialogue doesn't get too stilton 05:34 if yoou take this long thinking about it, it cheddar be something gouda 05:34 i camembert what we were talking about 05:34 edam! I'm no gouda at this 05:35 as long as it doesn't go whey off topic 05:35 curd you not talk about milk 05:35 sometimes you make one of those jokes and just swiss you hadn't said anything at all =\ 05:35 hey, when in romano 05:35 we're just kind of milking these, I guess 05:35 i suppose so, any way you slice it 05:36 ...SOMETHING ABOUT ROCKFORT! >.< 05:36 but i'm glad you're helping me 05:36 ROQUEFORT 05:36 i was so afraid of being provolone 05:36 whatever 05:36 I think we just gloucester over that 05:37 cheshire, whatever 05:38 When it comes to pun-making, ricotta get going or you'll be wedged 05:38 hey man i'm reinventing the wheel here 05:39 * khmer sighs, drums fingers on desk 05:39 i don't know jack anymore 05:40 why jarlsberg so quiet in here all of a sudden? 05:40 feta just let it be then 05:40 I think we are done with the cheese puns, but are we done with the muting? I cannot be sure. 05:40 hold on, let me feel it out 05:41 It doesn't FEEL done. 05:41 that's what she said 05:41 * Stereo toots his horn 05:41 woogly woogly 05:41 pay attention to me 05:41 ba-DUM bum 05:41 * snark rides a unicycle 05:41 ok dinnertime brb 05:41 * Lhyzz lights a sparkler and sticks it in her nose 05:41 * snark sprays an aerosol at Lhyzz's face 05:41 GAAAH 05:41 when i was a kid i thought i could get rich by inventing a sinus vacuum to suck snot out of noses 05:42 Stereo: There's still time! 05:42 Stereo: and it turned out YOU WERE RIGHT 05:42 but then you need a cosinus vacuum 05:42 for the other sinus 05:42 snark: do you really ride a unicycle? 05:42 The unfortunate side effect was that you would simultaneously be sucking out their frontal lobe... 05:42 the trouble is it's all sticky 05:42 I guess it wouldn't surprise me 05:42 * relsqui returns, looks around, slowly lets head sink into hand 05:42 i can't find a way to get enough pressure without getting out bits of brain 05:42 zigdon: No :) 05:42 youre full of lies 05:42 I go play with my puppet for an hour and you guys have taken over channel and filled it with cheese 05:42 Stereo: Who did you test this on? 05:42 really now. 05:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui ----------------- 00:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 00:40 oh my god 00:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 00:41 that'll be enough. 00:41 was just about to do that myself 00:41 hello, glench. 00:41 you're a fine fellow. 00:41 I'm sorry that the people who were not a part of that are shut up now, but let's have a little time out. 00:41 airtank: thank you. you are a super lady. 00:41 indeed! 00:42 now then. if the three bickering parties can kindly agree to stfu, i think we can resume our business. 00:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank 23:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 23:02 My RIP "RIP" entry had better stick around for a while because I just did a fair bit of research to try to find an estimate of when "RIP" first appeared. 23:02 aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh 23:02 mmmmmm 23:02 Randall, I'll keep an eye on it and hoist it, if you like. 23:02 ooooohhhh 23:02 ok thx 23:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 07:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 07:19 OP PARTY 07:19 Now we can really have fun! 07:19 WHOOOOOOOOOOO 07:19 snark has become an owl apparently 07:19 we should make some more cheese jokes so relsqui comes back all disappointed again 07:20 it is funny when relsqui is disappointed 07:20 It is. 07:20 :P 07:20 GAH 07:20 Stop sneaking up on me like that 07:20 OH NO SHE'S HERE 07:20 relsqui: I'm moving on the 23rd! 07:20 signed the lease today 07:20 paying deposit tomorrow 07:20 * snark sets mode +o party 07:20 postmodern: AWESOME. where is your new place? 07:21 relsqui: corner of ashby and college 07:21 sweeeet! 07:21 aka om nom city 07:21 om noms everywhere 07:21 yes quite 07:21 that is freaking awesome 07:21 wait are you up here without telling me again? 07:21 I HAVE NUTELLA AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY 07:22 WHAT? NUTELLA? 07:22 gnutella 07:22 oh lord guys 07:22 share 07:22 VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE PACKET SAY ABOUT THIS SPREAD? 07:22 relsqui: no, I'm still at home 07:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui 19:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:19 _ _ _ _ 19:19 | |__ ___ _ _ (_| )_ __ ___ _ __ ___ | |_ 19:19 | '_ \ / _ \ | | | | |/| '_ ` _ \ | '_ \ / _ \| __| 19:19 | | | | __/ |_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | (_) | |_ 19:19 |_| |_|\___|\__, | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|\___/ \__| 19:20 _ 19:20 _ __ __ _ _ _(_)_ __ __ _ 19:20 | '_ \ / _` | | | | | '_ \ / _` | 19:20 | |_) | (_| | |_| | | | | | (_| | 19:20 | .__/ \__,_|\__, |_|_| |_|\__, | 19:20 |_| |___/ |___/ 19:20 _ _ _ _ 19:20 __ _| |_| |_ ___ _ __ | |_(_) ___ _ __ 19:20 / _` | __| __/ _ \ '_ \| __| |/ _ \| '_ \ 19:20 | (_| | |_| || __/ | | | |_| | (_) | | | | 19:20 \__,_|\__|\__\___|_| |_|\__|_|\___/|_| |_| 19:20 _ _ 19:20 (_)_ __ ___| | __ _ ___ ___ 19:20 | | '_ \ / __| |/ _` / __/ __| 19:20 | | | | | | (__| | (_| \__ \__ \ 19:20 |_|_| |_| \___|_|\__,_|___/___/ 19:20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:20 (khmer has that aliased) 19:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 02:27 okay, that's enough, I think 02:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Snark] by ChanServ 02:27 fair enough 02:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma 08:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 08:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by Randall 08:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 08:45 :( 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 23:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by snark 23:31 I haven't had an excuse to do that in a while 23:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by snark ----------------- 05:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 05:43 sorry guys but it's going to be a pain in the ass to parse this for qdb 05:43 <_< 05:43 relsqui: I've got it, don't worry 05:43 oh okay 05:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 18:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 18:47 ahem 18:47 http://colonpipe.org/ice/1.jpg 18:47 http://colonpipe.org/ice/2.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/3.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/4.gif 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/5.gif 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/6.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/7.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/8.gif 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/9.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/10.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/11.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/12.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/13.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/14.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/15.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/16.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/17.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/18.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/19.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/20.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/21.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/22.jpg 18:50 http://colonpipe.org/ice/23.jpg 18:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 14:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 14:59 Such an appropriate last line. 14:59 >.> 15:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 17:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 17:40 absolutely fucking not 17:41 julian: Hugs and kisses degradable plastic? 17:41 mewyn: shhh 17:42 i'm making sure we don't start bickering about priuses 17:43 ahhhh 17:43 ok 17:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 17:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 17:49 No reason 17:49 you tend to have the facts on your side, but the arguments are 100% absolutely never ever about the facts, not for you or anyone 17:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by snark 02:21 THIS IS A STORY 02:21 ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED 02:21 TURNED UPSIDE DOWN 02:21 NOW I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE 02:21 ωνω snark was kicked from #xkcd by snark (no.) 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o snark] by ChanServ 02:21 :( 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by snark ----------------- 21:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:19 http://www.heroichomosex.org/crw/bk.html 21:19 just take it all in, folks 21:19 i'll give you a second 21:20 thank you 21:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 00:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 00:06 i resent that 00:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer 08:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 08:35 Remember khmer at that concert? 08:35 oh right 08:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by Randall 08:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 08:35 Remember khmer at that concert? 08:36 Standing in the rain 08:36 With his head hung low 08:36 Couldn't get a ticket 08:36 It was a sold-out show 08:36 Heard the roar of the crowd 08:36 He could picture the scene 08:36 Put his ear to the wall 08:36 And like a distant scream 08:36 NEVER GONNA GIIIIIVE YOU UP! 08:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall 08:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 08:37 Bucket: do you know any doo-wop? 08:37 IIIIII MET HIM ON A MONDAY AND MY HEART STOOD STILL 08:37 DA-DOO-RON-RON-RON-DA-DOO-RON-RON 08:37 Shut up. Nobody likes doo-wop anymore. 08:37 Bucket: Shut down. 08:37 Shut down is pending 08:37 Bucket: restart 08:37 Okay, Randall, I'll be right back. 08:37 That showed him. 08:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall 08:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 08:42 Bucket: pass the tanning butter 08:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by Randall 08:42 Bucket: pass the tanning butter 08:42 here comes the stingray 08:42 waaa oo waaaa 08:42 There goes a manta-ray 08:42 ee eee eee eee 08:42 In walked a jelly fish 08:42 gggggrrrrrrrr 08:42 There goes a dogfish 08:42 mrrrrowwwwww 08:42 Chased by a catfish! 08:42 naaaaaaaaaaaa 08:42 In flew a sea robin! 08:42 aaaaa aa aa a 08:42 Watch out for that piranha! 08:42 yichyichyichyichyichyich 08:42 There goes a narwhal 08:42 eeeeoooeeeeooooo 08:42 HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE! 08:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 18:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 18:44 don't look a gift horse in the mouth 18:44 he doesn't need it 18:44 Your complate has been taken into concideration and acted upon. :) 18:44 compaint. 18:44 >< 18:44 it's a compliment, that's all 18:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 00:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 00:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+bb ~q:*!relsqui@hide-5D10B81C.peeron.com ~n:*!relsqui@hide-5D10B81C.peeron.com] by zigdon 00:33 <3 flyingferret 00:33 That plan backfired, didn't it. 00:33 Pungent_Liquid: ...you really think that will stop us kicking everyone? 00:33 or muting the channel, I suppose 00:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 06:50 there we are then. 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o postmodern] by ChanServ 06:50 Uh. I'll try to say something snarky. 06:50 Hi postmodern! 06:50 :( 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o snark] by ChanServ 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o snark] by ChanServ 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 12:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:54 \o/ 12:54 \o/ 12:55 '-o-' 12:55 I'm actually not sure what that one is 12:55 I think it's someone pretending to be a plane. 12:56 Oooh, ooh! It's a cow-buffalo thing! Those are horns. 12:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v SteamPoweredCat] by snark 12:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha SteamPoweredCat SteamPoweredCat SteamPoweredCat] by ChanServ 12:56 just don't say anything inane 12:56 i do often and hard. 12:56 creature: I was thinking maybe it's the same guy as \o/ but from above 12:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v SteamPoweredCat] by snark 12:56 ah well 12:56 Dare to dream, snark. Dare to dream. 12:57 * creature sighs. 12:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 05:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 05:50 snark: nope 05:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui ----------------- 04:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Ephphatha 04:32 * Stereo dropkicks the channel 04:32 oh christ frowardd 04:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Ephphatha ----------------- 03:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by snark 03:39 No singing. 03:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by snark ----------------- 00:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 00:34 let's just breathe for a second 00:34 maybe listen to the wind or look outside 00:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench 10:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m-o Glench] by snark 10:16 o_o 10:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m+o Glench] by snark ----------------- 11:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 11:23 ah, much better. 11:23 Cut out all the intermediary stages. Just silence. 11:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*etusgothe@*.D48F6E96.EA50A3B5.IP] by creature 11:23 ωνω letusgothen was kicked from #xkcd by creature (Wah wah wah I hate the ops wah wah wah. ) 11:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 05:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 05:48 ωνω pixelated is now known as pix| 05:48 Please to be actually having a conversation and not making random noises. 05:48 Thank you, the Management 05:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Lhyzz 16:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:01 RYE 16:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 18:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by shoofle 18:37 gah fucking groon 18:37 everything's haiku 18:37 he's all like "can i come over this weekend?" 18:37 and I'm all "let me think about it" 18:37 haikus are super boring 18:37 Lhyzz: shhh 18:37 shoofle: why? :( 18:37 shut up you idiots 18:37 ωνω darnold is now known as thaycs 18:37 Lhyzz: I muted the channel so I could haiku in peace :( 18:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by shoofle ----------------- 23:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 23:49 Knock it off. 23:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 23:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 23:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+bb *!*Raclette@*.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.net *!*Overflow@*.retail.telecomitalia.it] by creature 23:50 ωνω LINGRUSH was kicked from #xkcd by creature (Which bit of 'knock it off' didn't you get? ) 23:50 i'm putting you guys in time out for being retarded. 23:50 ωνω OVERFLOW was kicked from #xkcd by creature (Which bit of 'knock it off' didn't you get? ) 23:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 04:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 04:50 Ahem. 04:50 Political conversation, over to #xkcd-politics. 04:50 kthx :) 04:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 00:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 00:16 Ok, this is getting too heated. Take it up elsewhere (#xkcd-politics.). 00:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn 00:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 00:29 Dear sirs, 00:30 julian: if the ops say to stop, stop 00:30 Please consider a house party. If I find you fucking on my kitchen counter, and say to you "Don't defile my work surfaces - go rut in the bedroom instead," I am not stopping you having sex. I am moving the location of the act. 00:30 It would behoove you to consider the applications of this metaphor on IRC. 00:30 Yours sincerely, 00:30 – The Management. 00:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 00:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 00:22 Sorry 00:22 But clear skies are forecasted. 00:22 ωνω apo is now known as youforgotplusN 00:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn 00:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 00:23 billygoat: stopword <3 00:23 Okay, next person to say '<3' gets kickbanned. 00:23 he said, stop it. 00:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma 20:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by zigdon 20:39 | | 20:39 | | 20:39 | | 20:39 jalder: there's no automatic flood ban, but the server will throttle you and then the ops will ban you anyway 20:39 | | 20:39 | | 20:39 )-( 20:39 (:::) 20:39 `-' 20:39 well it was 20:39 i had no choice! billygoat arrived here just before you did 20:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by zigdon ----------------- 20:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:33 There is a little key game 20:33 you're welcants. 20:33 That will help you get it right 20:33 It's tab-completion, tab-completion, tab-completion oh! 20:34 * khmer dons red leather jacket 20:34 tab-completion, tab-completion, tabs will make the show! 20:34 your nick is miiiiine 20:34 gonna spell it right 20:34 i typed it onnnnly 20:34 once tonight 20:34 i'm tellin' youuuuuu 20:34 how clients work 20:34 so use the features 20:35 or else we'll call you jerk you know press TAB 20:35 shamone! 20:35 (PRESS THE PRESS THE TAB) 20:35 khmer: i gotta say that i have pavlovian conditioning against the smell of cinnamon rolls 20:35 JUST PRESS THE TAB 20:35 (HEEEEE!) 20:35 YOU KNOW 20:35 PRESS THE PRESS THE TAB 20:36 AND EVERY NICK IS JUST TWO LETTERS, GOTTA TYPE THEM AND THEN JUST... 20:36 press tab! 20:36 * khmer grabs crotch 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 20:36 i once ate a very bad cinnabuns roll (i guess the icing got food poison) and now the smell alone makes me sick 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 05:34 world of wimbledon 05:34 * mewyn whistles innocently 05:34 the game where you fight orcs with tennis raquets 05:34 So how's it going fredd? 05:34 hi mewyn 05:34 :0 05:34 Sheepbats! 05:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 17:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:04 ωνω Overflow was kicked from #xkcd by creature (Don't do that. ) 17:04 ωνω Spi_Waterwing was kicked from #xkcd by creature (Don't do that. ) 17:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 17:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:18 We were completely free of actual content ('signal', if you will), I thought I'd make it official. 17:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 16:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by creature 16:07 I refuse to watch this conversation degenerate into a string of pseudorandom numbers. Silence is preferable. 16:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by creature ----------------- 01:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 01:53 shhhhhhhhhhhh. airtank sleepy nappypoo. 01:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank 04:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 04:26 @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@ 04:26 @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@ 04:26 @@! @@! @@! @@! @@! !@@ 04:26 !@! !@! !@! !@! !@! !@! 04:26 !!@ @!!!:! @!! !!@ @!@ !!@@!! 04:26 !!! !!!!!: !@! !!! !@! !!@!!! 04:26 !!: !!: !!: !!: !!: !:! 04:26 !!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: !:! 04:26 ::: : :: :: :::: :::: :: ::: :::: :: 04:26 : ::: : :: :: :: : : : :: : : 04:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 01:45 .______ ___ __ __ _______. 01:45 | _ \ / \ | | | | / | 01:45 | |_) | / ^ \ | | | | | (----` 01:45 | _ < / /_\ \ | | | | \ \ 01:45 | |_) | / _____ \ | `----.| `----.----) | 01:45 |______/ /__/ \__\ |_______||_______|_______/ 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by shoofle 01:52 stop 01:52 Hammertime. 01:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by shoofle ----------------- 23:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 23:14 Dear #xkcd, 23:14 I insist that each of you gain at least 15 IQ points right now before going any further. 23:14 Many thanks, 23:14 β€” The Management. 23:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 20:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 20:29 people this is OBVIOUS 20:29 first base is eye contact between you and the cashier 20:29 second base is when she asks if you want cash back and you say "sure!" 20:30 third base is when she asks you how much you want and you say "i'm having trouble seeing straight, hold on a second" 20:30 and scoring is when the chloroform kicks in 20:30 now, you won't remember the rest of it, but trust me, she stuffed and mounted you behind the register 20:31 now every time someone asks for scratch tickets she makes them snatch the ticket from your rigid, outstretched hand 20:31 welcome to montana 20:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 07:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by zigdon 07:34 88ooo 88 `8bd8' 07:34 88~~~ 88 88 07:34 88 88booo. 88 07:34 YP Y88888P YP 07:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by khmer 07:34 ωνω vance was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (spamming) 07:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 16:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by relsqui 16:54 everybody just walk away for thirty seconds and come back less dumb 16:55 and caring less about what anyone else says in here 16:55 * creature swoons for relsqui. 16:55 and whether, god forbid, someone is WRONG on the internet 16:55 or whether you can find something to pick apart in what they say regardless of what they meant 16:55 go away until the urge to do that passes 16:55 we'll wait here. 16:55 wait, which way do you want me to walk? cause i'm not going out any windows sorry 16:56 Any which way. 16:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui 23:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:54 brb driving home 23:56 all right, all right 23:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 10:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 10:57 It is STORY TIME. 10:57 \o/ 10:57 So. Last night I went to a gig. Frontier Ruckus, since you ask. They're a small Americana-ish indie folk band. Worth seeing. 10:58 Anyway, one of the things I like to do is buy a CD at shows, and then get them signed. I like to have a souvenir of the shows, especially as most of them are E-tickets these days. 10:59 A few times before I've done this, and found myself not being able to recognise the band in the crowd afterwards. It's surprisingly hard, even with a 3-piece group. And it's quite embarrassing to have to go up to someone and be all "I know you were just in front of me for an hour and a half, but I'm not quite sure if you were playing..." 10:59 So, these days I make sure to pull out a few characteristics of each band member, to assist in identification later. Frontier Ruckus are a 6-piece, so I had my work cut out for me. 11:00 So at the end of the show I went and bought my CD, and started tracking down each member of the band. I was doing fine, but I was missing two people: the drummer, and the guy on trumpet/singing saw. 11:00 storytime langly, don't be an ass 11:00 The singing saw chap had on a red and blue stripey top, and horn-rimmed glasses. Easy, right? I saw him at the bar doing shots with a bunch of friends. So I went and hovered briefly, then jumped in. 11:01 "Hi, I just wanted to say I enjoyed your music, and was wondering if I could trouble you for a signature." 11:01 "Sure" he says, and looks at what's in my hand. He sees the CD. 11:01 "Thanks very much," I gush. 11:01 "Erm, I wasn't playing tonight," he says. 11:02 Just stop and reflect for a minute on how AWKWARD that was for me, for him, and for the circle of people doing shots. 11:02 The moral of the story is: if I'd remembered that the guy with the saw also had a beard, I would have been fine. THREE POINTS OF REFERENCE from here on out. 11:02 -FIN- 11:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 12:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:31 lingrush! 12:31 Look, you fucks, we've got a good discussion about career paths and degrees and the big wide world. 12:31 Let's not piss all over it with a bunch of OMG KITTENS LOL. 12:31 We can do that later. 12:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 09:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 09:20 okay 09:20 so it was my first month or so in Berkeley and I'm already kind of buzzed but my friends and I decide we wanna get more booze, so we walk over to safeway 09:21 I get a handle of vodka, my friend buys a handle of gin and she asks me to hold it for her 09:21 so I'm holding both handles and I tell her, "I feel like a drunk" because of the fact that I had so much alcohol in my hands 09:21 and out of NOWHERE 09:21 a middle-aged woman, maybe slightly older than my mother 09:21 slyly says "you look like a drunk" with a grin and walks away 09:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 17:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:18 Dear #xkcd, 17:19 1. Please don't do multi-line pastes. A link is better. 17:19 __ _ 17:19 __ _ / _| |_ 17:19 / _` | |_| __| 17:19 | (_| | _| |_ 17:19 \__, |_| \__| 17:19 2. Please try to get one sentence per line. Don't split up your thoughts over multiple lines. Stick them together into one cohesive whole. 17:19 |_| 17:19 3. Please try not to get all "STFU, NOOB". Be nice to people. 17:19 Many thanks, 17:19 zergrush! 17:19 β€” The Management. 17:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 20:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 20:04 everyone, your attention please 20:04 I have an announcement to make! 20:04 as of today, me and my husband's apartment is OFFICIALLY BEDBUG FREE!! 20:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 08:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 08:31 Seriously, whether you're intending it or not, you are creating a hostile atmosphere. It is absolutely not tolerated 08:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Lhyzz ----------------- 07:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Ephphatha 07:54 Please stop the pissing contest 07:54 Potassium: my main point is you've been blathering aimlessly and ardently for a while about something that very few people give a damn about 07:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Ephphatha ----------------- 02:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by he_who_must_not_be_named 02:36 XD 02:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by he_who_must_not_be_named ----------------- 15:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 15:40 I LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF MUSIC EXCEPT RAP AND COUNTRY 15:40 I LISTEN TO BOTH KINDS OF MUSIC; COUNTRY *AND* WESTERN. 15:40 I SEE PEOPLE BUYING FAST FOOD AND I THINK, WHAT FAT IDIOTS! TYPICAL AMERICANS 15:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by khmer 15:41 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BUY A CHEVY, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THOSE BREAKS ARE? 15:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:41 OH YEAH WELL FORD STANDS FOR FIX OR REPAIR DAILY 15:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by creature 15:41 YOU KNOW WHO SUCKS? FIXED GEAR BIKE RIDERS, THEY'RE ALL STUPID HORRIBLE HIPSTERS 15:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:42 WHOEVER INVENTED THE FIXED GEAR BICYCLE PROBABLY LIKED THAT EMO MUSIC AND DRANK COFFEE A LOT IN COFFEE SHOPS IN CITIES WITH COFFEE SHOPS IN THEM 15:42 I SEE PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND I THINK THERE'S NO REASON WHY LAZY PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN SOFTWARE LICENSING SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE COMPUTERS EASILY AT ALL 15:43 OH DUDE ALSO 15:43 I'M NOT SEXIST BUT HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MEN ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST MORE THAN WOMEN THESE DAYS? 15:43 BECAUSE LIKE, I'M IN SCHOOL, RIGHT, AND WOMEN ARE ALWAYS GETTING BETTER GRADES THERE 15:44 BUT YOU MAKE ONE OR FIVE CUNT JOKES AND BOOM PRINCIPLSE OFFICE 15:44 AND THAT BITCH, I TELL YOU 15:44 WHY ISN'T THERE A WHITE HISTORY MONTH!? 15:44 SPORTS ARE GAY 15:44 SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT: MEN PLAYING SPORTS 15:44 THEY MIGHT TOUCH EACH OTHER!? GAY 15:44 "CASUAL GAMERS" ARE RUINING THE ART FORM OF GAMING 15:45 NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE POETRY OF METAL GEAR SOLID BUT MY FAT SELF 15:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:45 IMAC? MORE LIKE I...'MGAY? 15:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-h billygoat] by mewyn 15:46 OH YEAH WELL NOT LIKING MACS MEANS YOU PROBABLY HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE MICREEO$$OFT LOGO ON IT THAT YOU LICK 15:46 USE ED!!! 15:46 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACES AND HOW USING THEM MAKES YOU STUPID 15:46 I'M 16 AND I THINK COMPUTERS SHOULD HAVE STOPPED DEVELOPING BEFORE I WAS BORN 15:46 STAYED UP ALL NIGHT READING THE JARGON FILE 15:47 YOU KNOW, MEMES ARE TRANSFORMING CULTURE 15:47 NEVER BEFORE HAVE THERE BEEN IDEAS...THAT PEOPLE PASXSED TO EACH OTHER 15:47 THAT WERE FUNNY ONLY TO ME AND MY FRIENDS! 15:47 FUCK THE POLICE!!! AND MOM 15:47 Cool. 15:47 OK I LISTEN TO SOME RAP 15:48 BUT ONLY NERDCORE 15:48 WINNING AN ARGUMENT 15:48 POINTING OUT YOUR LOGICAL FALLACIES!@ 15:48 I'M NOT FOCUSING ON YOUR SEXUALITY, GIRL IN IRC, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID AND OF LOW CULTURE, AND I AM SMART AND OF HIGH CULTURE 15:49 BUT BOOBIES TITTIES TITTIES BOOBIES 15:49 USE LINUX 15:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 16:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:43 Well done. You have learnt to permute. 16:43 You have levelled up! Your challenge for this level is 'generate original, interesting content.' 16:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 04:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Glench 04:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Glench 04:12 hey 04:12 guys 04:12 i meant it about the kawaii 04:13 it is not arch or interesting or even all that pleasant 04:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by Glench 04:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 18:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 18:57 Dear #xkcd, 18:57 Please calm the fuck down. Someone was a jackass earlier, was banned for it. They are now unbanned. This is how the world works. 18:57 In summary: don't be hatin'. 18:57 Lots of love, 18:57 -- The Management. 18:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 17:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 17:35 sure. 17:35 shoofle, do you not like my singing :( 17:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 07:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 07:22 STOP THAT 07:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Lhyzz 07:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Lhyzz 07:29 Lhyzz, jeez, look what you managed to inadvertently start 07:29 ωνω THOSE is now known as WTF 07:30 ωνω THESE is now known as NICE 07:30 ωνω WTF is now known as letusgothen 07:30 Well now I stopped it 07:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Lhyzz 07:30 How long should I leave it? Until the next commercial break? 07:30 don't we want them to be able to resume their real nicks? 07:30 Maybe later 07:30 Now they have to sit in silence and think about what they've done 07:30 we only have THAT, THIS, and WHAT to go, too 07:31 THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS 07:31 oh, and NICE, too 07:31 Okay children, ready to play like BIG KIDS? 07:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by Lhyzz 07:31 Change the nicks back 07:31 ωνω NICE is now known as IDONTTHINKSOITM 07:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b ~q:IDONTTHINKSOITM!*@*] by IceKarma 07:32 ωνω IDONTTHINKSOITM is now known as IDontThinkSoTim 07:32 gah, wrong alias. 07:32 ωνω OutBob is now known as SmilinBob 07:32 ωνω THAT is now known as hurristat 07:32 ωνω THIS is now known as OSHI 07:32 ωνω WHAT is now known as InitHalo 07:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b ~q:IDONTTHINKSOITM!*@*] by IceKarma 07:32 ωνω OSHI is now known as Enkufka 07:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Lhyzz 07:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Lhyzz ----------------- 13:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:29 Frowardd: sounds like last night with your mother 13:29 So. A friend of mine is a professional masseuse. I managed to injure my back a little a while back, and she offered to give me a massage to help with it. 13:30 Now, I am kind of into this girl. Not a lot, but a little. Enough to make the prospect of undressing in front of her unnerving. 13:30 "Don't worry!" said my friends. "She's a professional. I'm sure she's seen worse." 13:30 And isn't that what every man dreams of? To remove his clothes in front of an attractive woman, and have her think, "I've seen worse." ? 13:30 That is all. 13:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 15:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 15:36 but, i mean, sorry, we've all seen your adolescent sniggering misogyny in the locker room before; you're not actually transgressing any boundaries by going "LOL BIG BLACK DICKS RAPE RAPE RAPE A WHITE WOMAN" 15:36 I am using executive privilege to draw a line under this entire discussion before we get into the metadissection of the previous scenario, along with who said what and why and how they reacted. 15:37 i wouldn't call it offensive on moral grounds, the way ShortWave has; i'd call it offensive on aesthetic terms, because you're bad at telling jokes but so high on your own sexual aggressiveness that you don't know you're bad a....hi, uh, hi creature 15:37 So let's just move on and go back to talking about Flex and javascript and dogs and saltines. 15:37 i have a final comment 15:37 before you unmute 15:38 I think khmer and I are broadly in agreement. The rule is: no rape jokes. 15:38 The channel rules have a rule about "... unless it's really funny" applying to all of them, and that's no different here. 15:38 Now, back to khmer in the studio. Khmer? 15:39 everyone: http://xrl.us/be9i5w 15:39 that's all 15:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 00:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by zigdon 00:14 WHERE IS MY COOKIE?!?! 00:14 I have all day, fess up. 00:15 * zigdon is distracted by a shiny bit 00:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by zigdon 12:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:59 I want more text on one line, not less. Don't split the same sentence over multiple lines. If you're going for gold, you can put multiple related sentences on one line, or multiple related thoughts on one line. Like I did here. 12:59 You can also post something, and then your thoughts about that something. I like that too. 12:59 Generally, you are looking to give the impression of a thoughtful, engaged conversation partner. Someone who reads, digests, and responds thoughtfully. 13:00 As opposed to someone who just unhinges their jaw and lets words tumble out like an unorganised stream-of-consciousness vomit. 13:00 Thus endeth the sermon on how to talk. 13:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by zigdon 22:49 hey y'all 22:49 if you haven't yet, take a look at the topic 22:49 and fill out the survey! 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by zigdon ----------------- 04:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 04:46 let us just 04:46 you know 04:46 breathe 04:46 and cry a little 04:46 pheeeeeeeeeew 04:46 ok 04:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Glench ----------------- 20:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 20:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 03:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 03:52 That's easier! 03:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn 07:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 07:48 \o/ 07:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 04:43 nope 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 04:43 ωνω jercos was kicked from #xkcd by snark (snark) 04:43 ωνω nameless was kicked from #xkcd by snark (snark) 04:43 ωνω chaos95 was kicked from #xkcd by snark (snark) 04:43 ωνω Feriority was kicked from #xkcd by snark (snark) 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 21:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by airtank 21:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*@hide-4480B7AD.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net] by airtank 21:11 ωνω jercos was kicked from #xkcd by airtank (airtank) 21:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*@colobus.isomerica.net] by airtank 21:11 ωνω nameless was kicked from #xkcd by airtank (airtank) 21:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*@hide-6B69159.dsl.teksavvy.com] by airtank 21:11 ωνω letusgothen was kicked from #xkcd by airtank (airtank) 21:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by airtank ----------------- 16:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v ged] by creature 16:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha ged ged ged] by ChanServ 16:20 the PM decided the Steering Committee needed to make the decision, so we had a nice big meeting 16:20 Everyone immediately agreed that the feature was good and desirable 16:20 The remaining 50 minutes were spend arguing about whether we could afford the time to implement it. 16:21 And, during that 50 minutes, I added the feature, ran the test suite, and deployed the revised solution to production. 16:21 *THAT* is agile 16:21 as opposed to "Agile" 16:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 16:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mNv Flayer] by IceKarma 16:23 I hit that. 16:23 (done) 16:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mNv Flayer] by creature ----------------- 22:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:16 BALLS 22:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 22:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:20 you bought a dress just to come in? 22:20 ,------. 22:20 `-____-' ,---------------------. 22:20 ,i--i. | I AM EXCEPTIONALLY | 22:20 / @ @ \ / DOUGHY AND THEREFORE | 22:20 | -.__.- | ___-' GOOD FOR FUCKING | 22:20 \. ,/ ------------------------------' 22:20 ,\""""/. 22:20 ,' `--' `. 22:20 (_,i' `i._) 22:20 | | 22:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 22:18 Drew: misreading on purpose or accidentally? 22:18 There now. 22:19 Isn't that so much more peaceful? 22:19 now, now. 22:19 * snark basks in the silence and peace 22:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 12:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:58 STORY TIME. 12:58 Around a year ago I was at a zoo, and there was one pen with llamas and one pen with camels. My friend was standing with me right next to a camel, and looking at the llamas across the path with some aversion. 12:59 "What's wrong?" I asked her. "I don't like llamas," she says. "They spit." 12:59 I looked at her, at the camel standing right next to us, and back to her. 12:59 "Erm, you know camels spit too, right? They're much more famous for it than llamas." 13:00 I can't describe the look on her face as she realised she was surrounded by expectorating ungulates, but it was most entertaining to watch her make a run for it. 13:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 21:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:46 MY POLITICAL OPPONENTS ARE GENIUSES 21:46 THEY ARE INCALCULABLY BRILLIANT AT DEVIOUS MIND CONTROL 21:47 THEY PERSUADE THE IDIOT MASSES WITH 100% EFFECTIVENESS 21:47 THEY ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES THEY USE TO CONVINCE GIGANTIC HORDES OF OBVIOUSLY STUPID PEOPLE OF THEIR LIES 21:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 21:48 WHILE MY POLITICAL POSITIONS MAKE COMMON SENSE, COMPLEX SENSE, AND ARE PROVABLE BOTH BY DEDUCTION AND OBSERVATION 21:48 THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERED SELF-EVIDENT BY EVERYONE ON THE STREET 21:48 IS THAT MY POLITICAL OPPOSITION ARE INSANE GENIUSES HIDING SUBTLE SUBLIMINAL CUES INTO EVERYTHING THEY SAY 21:48 EFFORTLESSLY CONTROLLING POPULAR OPINION 21:48 THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY GREAT AT THAT 21:49 BUT WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE 21:49 THINKING ABOUT THINGS: AN INSIDE JOB!? 21:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 13:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 00:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by IceKarma 00:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*jake@*.tu.ok.cox.net] by IceKarma 00:40 ωνω JacobIsNorth was kicked from #xkcd by IceKarma (grr, so you started this nonsense) 00:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by IceKarma 00:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 00:41 grrrrrrrrr! 00:42 my name is Glench and I approve this message 00:42 (silence) 00:43 pew pew pew 00:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by snark 00:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 00:43 :D 00:43 it is like "bucket, shut up" but in reverse. 00:43 right, Bucket? 00:43 right is left 00:44 * snark nods sagely 00:44 Bucket: success 00:44 success is airplane. eightball. yin-yang. glasses. mailbox. open mailbox. 00:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by IceKarma 03:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 03:14 >.> 03:14 JacobIsNorth: what about him? (although I am told I am related to him, somehow, distantly, through marriage) 03:15 Lhyzz: basically every religious Jew who believes in science is einstein. 03:15 I'ma thinking things getting kinda dumb now. Time to change tracks. 03:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn 18:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by IceKarma 18:22 okay, that's enough of that 18:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma 18:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 18:23 See, right now IceKarma and me can have a conversation. 18:24 And you all have to watch! 18:24 Bwahahahahah 18:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 05:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:26 MYYYYY BOY LOLLIPOP 05:26 (doo doop doop doop) 05:26 YOU MAKE MY HEART GOOOO GIDDYUP 05:26 (doo doop doop doop) 05:26 YOU ARE AS SWEET AAAS CAAANDYYYYY 05:26 (doo doop doop doop) 05:27 YOU'RE MY SUGAR DANNNDEEEEE 05:27 Bucket, take it home! 05:27 ahem HEM 05:28 Bucket: TAKE IT HOME 05:28 oh right 05:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by khmer 05:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 05:28 Bucket: take it home 05:28 MY BOY LOLLIPOP 05:28 doo doop doop doop 05:28 NEVER EVER LEEEAVE MEEE 05:29 doo doop doop dooO 05:29 BECAUSE IT WOULD GRIIIIEVE MEEE 05:29 MY HEART TOLD ME SO!!! 05:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Stereo 04:11 i want everyone to think about a cute kitten 04:11 * snark thinks about a cute kitten 04:11 if you don't find a new subject, that kitten is going to die 04:11 D: 04:11 * Ephphatha thinks about a cute young pussy 04:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Stereo 17:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:28 Calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out. There is no need to get angry over a simple misunderstanding. Take a step back, count to 10, etc. 17:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 04:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:27 storytime! 04:28 Aww, but storytime is homosexual! 04:28 ωνω Bucket was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (incorrect) 04:28 it's all yours, noob 04:28 And my friend's mom shows up at the salon my girlfriend works at 04:28 ωνω Lhyzz was kicked from #xkcd by snark (pre-emptive counter-retaliation) 04:28 and tells my girlfriend that her husband's mistress showed up at the funeral, drunk 04:29 but my friend's mom already knew that her husband was cheating on her, she just let it go 04:29 BUT 04:29 she never told my friend 04:29 so she says "hey, maybe matthew (me) could tell him" 04:29 and my girlfriend is like "I dunno..." 04:29 so now I am faced with a dillema 04:30 ... 04:30 ellipses in stories are bad form, honey 04:30 keep going 04:30 that's it. 04:31 attn everyone: i apologize and regret my decision 04:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 12:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:40 Let me remind me of what your mothers told you: if you don't have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up. 12:40 Also, let me remind *you* of that too. 12:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 01:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 01:00 Q. How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? 01:00 A. Poke him on. 01:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 02:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 02:16 * snark whistles 02:16 oh, I'm sorry, was this going somewhere other than flames? 02:16 While possible, that would be the exception 02:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark 13:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:55 Dear #xkcd, 13:55 Please. No editor wars. Ever. 13:55 Lots of love, 13:55 -- The Management. 13:55 PS. Vim is better than Emacs. 13:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 12:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:42 Dear #xkcd, 12:43 We went over this yesterday. You are talking about a puzzle game that has only just come out. Some people haven't played it yet. 12:43 It's a puzzle game. The fun is in finding solutions to the puzzles. It's also fun to explore the object database. 12:43 So try not to spoil it for others by posting your solutions or object suggestions. Use a side-channel, PM, or Gamefaqs instead. 12:43 Lots of love, 12:43 -- The Management. 12:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 22:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by relsqui 22:04 ahem. 22:04 ferret does not do ANYTHING which is not in his docs 22:04 if you want to spam up a channel because you don't believe me 22:04 don't do it in this one. 22:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 04:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:52 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qFxTTi8q0 04:52 everyone watch this 04:52 try to do it with an attitude of rapt devotion 04:52 * snark clicks 04:53 i'll give it a little more time 04:53 snark: do you think it's sunk in 04:54 snark i'm not unmuting until you talk to me 04:54 snark 04:54 don't be cruel to these poor people 04:54 they were in the middle of being offended by something 04:55 snark this is really upsetting 04:55 i'm banning you 04:55 from my heart 04:55 < / 3 04:55 if anyone thinks i should unmute, speak now 04:56 ok i'm only taking off nick change 04:57 the first person to nick to "Snagglepuss" gets voice 04:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:57 ωνω Beelzebub is now known as Snagglepuss 04:57 ωνω rival is now known as CannotLipReadCartoons 04:57 aaaahahaha 04:57 i'm sorry i was kidding 04:57 ωνω Snagglepuss_ is now known as Snagglepuss 04:57 ωνω Jax184 is now known as Shagglepuss 04:57 aww man 04:57 ωνω Snagglepuss is now known as Beelzebub 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer 10:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 10:58 Okay so my roommate has never read xkcd. 10:58 The other night, she goes up to the cat, looks down at her and says, "You're a cat!" 10:59 And I'm like, whoa, life imitating art. 10:59 THE END 10:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Lhyzz ----------------- 03:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 03:19 +t is the "no topic changing" mode, not +T 03:19 +T means "you can't send /notices to the channel" 03:19 So, ops, how's it shakin' :) 03:19 :D 03:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 03:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 03:19 cocks cocks cocks 03:19 Surprise! 03:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by Lhyzz 03:19 :D 03:19 snark is like my evil sidekick 03:19 \o/ 03:19 he will kick you in the side... evil 03:19 I'm okay with every kind of evil kick 03:20 snark: we know 03:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 18:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 18:29 "The ops will always try to make reasonable decisions with the goal of preventing channel from sucking. The reason we're ops is that we've been judged to be good at this, and most of the time we are. If you don't think we're doing it right, private message the op in question to discuss it. If that doesn't work, private message any other op." 18:29 The above is taken from http://www.xkcdb.com/channelrules/ . You're expected to be familiar with it. 18:30 a corollary to that: Don't Be A Dick. 18:30 Nowhere on that page does it say "Bloviate at length about it in the main channel." This is not an accidental omission. 18:31 So, let's go back to talking about Other Things, because there's nothing I hate more than 15 minute discussions about 5 minute bans. They never go anywhere anyway, and everyone ends up thinking everyone else is a dick. 18:31 That is all. I still love you, I promise. 18:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 16:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:49 Dear sirs, 16:49 1. There is a difference between Bucket and Flyingferret. 16:50 2. There is a lovely side-channel called #bots for this stuff. Please use it. 16:50 Lots of love, 16:50 -- The Management. 16:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by NotRandall 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v MorseCodePython] by NotRandall 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha MorseCodePython MorseCodePython MorseCodePython] by ChanServ 04:23 welcome to the hot seat, morsecodepython 04:24 :D 04:24 * mewyn turns up the voltage 04:24 Whew! Randall did some kind of magic and now we can talk, apparently. 04:24 ωνω SirEel is now known as ThisDeservesMeAKick 04:24 Ok, so I'm most curious about is: A) How serious is global warming? B) How badly of an impact have humans made on the subject? and C) How do we know this isn't natural? 04:25 ωνω ThisDeservesMeAKick was kicked from #xkcd by mewyn (ok) 04:25 Okay, I'll do my best, but I'm only a lowly environmental science masters student. a) Okay, so global warming has happened in the past. Many, many, many times. 04:26 The thing is that as far as we know, it's not typically as fast as it is now. The speed is the biggest issue with today's change. How do we know how fast it was in the past? You'll have to read up on it, because it's a whole lot of ice cores, tree rings, pollen analyses, models... basically, a slew of data sources coming together. 04:27 Mmk. 04:28 ωνω Corynne is now known as ThisCouldntBeSaidInPMNo 04:29 b) Some of today's warming is natural. We've been fluctuating up and down about 0.5 degrees over the past few centuries, as far as I understand. But a big chunk of today's warming is human-caused, and if you look at where the models have us heading, we're slated to rise 4 degrees and beyond by the end of the century. 04:29 (Celcius, that is.) 04:30 * mewyn heats up by 6 degrees 04:30 Ahhh. Warmth 04:30 >.. 04:30 * MorseCodePython throws Bucket of water onto mewyn. 04:30 * mewyn can barely read his second monior right now. 04:30 >.> 04:30 Remember, though, that's an average temperature. Some places cool a bit. Some places (especially on land) rise a whole heck of a lot... chunks of Africa go up by 10 degrees. 04:31 * mewyn puts NotRandall in a bladst cooler 04:31 BWHAHAHAHAH 04:31 GLOBAL COOLING! 04:31 No no no, we need to put -Africa- in a bladst(?) cooler. 04:32 Yeah, what we really need is a supervolcano or an asteroid to cool things down! 04:33 c) How do we know it's not natural? Because we can chart what's happened in the past when CO2 levels have gone up and down, and what's happening now seems to match what's happening with CO2 and other greenhouse gases. 04:34 There might be another cause... but when we pump all the other things we know about into the model, it just doesn't work. 04:34 Ah. 04:35 So, if you want to believe in some kind of extra factor that nobody's ever seen before, that perfectly matches what happens when we add more greenhouse gases, then by all means go to it -- there's probably a lot of money in it for you! 04:35 Well, I'll definitely remember what you've said when I go research the subject matter. Thanks for taking the time to inform me. 04:36 Yeah, please do. I'm definitely not an expert. I absolutely think everybody needs to read about this. If it's true, it's the biggest, most awful thing that's happening right now. If it's not, you've just wasted a few hours, and for that I and the other greenies apologize :) 04:36 ωνω Studley_ is now known as Studley 04:36 :) We can go back to -m now. I need info on how to haxxor a gmail account. :P 04:36 ωνω mutable_malachi is now known as i_think_we_can_-m_now 04:37 ωνω coaxmetal is now known as letsgotosignaltillwecantalkaga 04:37 ωνω letsgotosignaltillwecantalkaga is now known as coaxmetal 04:37 ωνω i_think_we_can_-m_now is now known as mutable_malachi 04:37 Oh, it's also very important to remember that climate change doesn't mean warming. Ecosystems, and agriculture, and all that will be affected in very weird ways. For example, one Japanese study showed that warming screws with only some pollinating insects and not others. It's not just warming - it's wacky stuff! 04:37 Okay, I'm done. I'm going to go get Randall to, uh, unmute this thing. Thanks for letting me rant at you, folks! 04:37 ωνω Studley is now known as I_think_we_get_it 04:37 ]o/ 04:37 \p/ 04:37 \o/ 04:37 FUCK 04:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by NotRandall ----------------- 04:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:43 THE NEXT PERSON TO BREAK OUT THE FINAL, WINNING SALVO OF THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE, A BLAST OF COGENT BRILLIANCE THAT LAYS FORTH THE CLEARLY UNCONTROVERSIAL TRUTH OF WHICH COMPUTER IS BETTER 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 04:43 WILL BE KICKBANNED FROM 7 OF THE 11 PUTATIVE SUPERSTRING DIMENSIONS 04:43 LEAVING YOU CAPABLE ONLY OF INTERACTING WITH SOME KIND OF FUCKING MUONS, OR SOMETHING 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-h billygoat] by mewyn 04:44 TELL THEM YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT MACS!!!!!!!!!!!!@@! MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SOUND LIKE EXACTLY THE SAME OPINIONS FROM 1992 04:44 YOU PUKELICKERS 04:44 FUCKING QUIT IT 04:44 THANK YOU 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 11:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 11:58 Just because we're firing a GIANT FUCKING ROCKET into the COCKING MOON it doesn't mean you have a license to capslock and whoop like a coyote on meth. That is all. 11:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 13:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:01 Look. Someone posted a NSFW link without attribution. An op asked them not to do it again. 13:01 That's it. Discussion over. 13:02 We don't all need to chortle into our beards and chastise the original poster further. 13:02 Let's just move along. 13:02 Lots of love, 13:02 -- The Management. 13:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 02:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by zigdon 02:16 I recently found out from my friend he's never been to this channel before 02:17 So, in the future, for the record, impersonating people in this chan = NOT COOL 02:17 ωνω Antipathy is now known as Jesus 02:17 I was hoping that little comedy bit would get him to admit his facade, but no, he kept on pretending like he knew me 02:17 so there ya go 02:17 ωνω Jesus is now known as Antipathy 02:17 thank you for your kind attention, continue with what youw ere doing 02:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by lhyzz 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:50 for those of you to whom it matters 06:50 which is fewer of you, bee tee dubs, than it should be 06:50 i am definitely not covered in cat food and canned gravy anymore 06:50 \o/ 06:50 i have showered and i am absolutely squeaky clean 06:50 did you check your epithelial pouch? 06:50 and i am now, in case it wasn't already cemented in the minds of the literate from here to the farthest taiga, a legend 06:51 it turns out i have every note tina turner does except one 06:51 and the chicken wire kept the real nasty chunks of cat food from getting on me 06:51 thank you 06:51 no please 06:51 please, no more applause 06:51 please 06:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 07:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by Randall 07:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by Randall 07:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 07:37 you guys really should not have given bucket so many STDs 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 I got flame retardant adhesive! 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 * Bucket gives Randall a book full of Spork quotes! 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 * Bucket finds a bag of wine in his stocking. 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 * Bucket gives Randall a Sword of Slay Toddler! 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 * Bucket finds a bad hair day in his stocking. 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 * Bucket finds the chopped up remains of emotrie in his stocking. 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 I got '); drop table inventory! 07:37 Bucket: inventory? 07:37 * Bucket is carrying HIV, a Dvorak keyboard, a little brother, all the water in the Atlantic, an iguana, gummi bears, a comrade, butthurt, shoofle, flame retardant adhesive, a bag of wine, a bad hair day, the chopped up remains of emotrie, and '); drop table inventory. 07:37 Bucket: presents! 07:37 * Bucket gives Randall a comrade! 07:37 :D 07:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Randall ----------------- 04:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:55 ___________ 04:55 [___________] 04:55 / \ 04:55 /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ 04:55 |===============| 04:56 | P I C K L E S | 04:56 | ,-. __ | 04:56 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by Lhyzz (Lhyzz) 04:56 saethan: didn't he just say he wasn't going to wade into that? 04:56 haha 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 04:56 *snerk* 04:56 no wait 04:56 before i could unmute? why do you hate freedom Lhyzz 04:56 let's try this again 04:56 because I'm in al Qaeda 04:56 khmer: doit 04:56 ok, unmuting 04:56 no no! 04:56 ωνω Glench was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (-mN) 04:56 oh gosh geez egg on MY face 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Glench] by ChanServ 04:56 the buttons are right next to each other 04:57 khmer: is this what I get for encouraging you? 04:57 it's what you get for giving me this keyboard 04:57 yeah it's like 04:57 m n , . *glench* / 04:57 who even knows what the second letter of each of these little pictures of fruit is 04:57 hold on i'm gonna try again 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+G] by khmer 04:58 hmm 04:58 it's not my fault i forgot how to read 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-G] by khmer 04:58 khmer, the channel is already +Glench 04:58 fruitboard? 04:58 wow stupid 04:59 i wasn't looking at the right indicator 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:59 wait shoot, we're not +airtank 04:59 no wonder i can't read 04:59 can someone unmute for me 04:59 apple, banana, cherry, date, etc.? 05:00 khmer: look for the melons 05:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 05:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 05:01 ___________ 05:01 [___________] 05:01 / \ 05:01 /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ 05:01 /===============\ 05:01 ;GREY_ _ _ ; 05:01 ||_)/ \| ||_)/ \|\| 05:01 ;| \_/\_/| \_/| ; 05:01 \===============/ 05:01 \ / 05:01 `"""""""""""` 05:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 12:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 12:06 fix'd 12:06 night :) 12:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 01:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Glench 01:43 please take a deep breath and go do something else for a bit 01:43 all generalizations are bad, etc. 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui ----------------- 15:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 15:24 attn all: 15:24 CANNONBALL 15:24 op lounge time 15:25 I just needed a break from the vapidity. 15:25 so, how have you guys been? 15:25 I'm good! How are you? 15:25 not bad, though I've got a beast of a back ache 15:25 i've been trying to overcome my bottomless depthss of shyness and failing 15:25 this damned futon I've been sleeping on gives my spine absolutely no support 15:25 If you had two backs, you could have the beast with two backaches. 15:25 wouldn't that be a pain 15:25 times two! 15:26 You know, I never really rated backs, and thought people complaining of back pain were a bunch of whiners. And then I injured mine earlier this year, and was in agony, and couldn't walk. So now I no longer think that. 15:26 So, look after your back. You need it. 15:27 Anyway. I thank you for this brief oasis of calm. 15:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 13:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:00 Dear #xkcd, 13:01 Your IRC client will almost certainly have an ignore feature. If you don't like someone, you should use it – quietly – and move on. 13:01 Grousing in the channel and firing off snide remarks is not becoming. 13:02 Remember what your mother told me in bed last night: if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. 13:02 Lots of love, 13:02 -- The Management. 13:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 06:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 06:52 NO MORE ANYTHING FOR ANYBODY 06:53 * Lhyzz dances around silently 06:53 NO MORE DANCING 06:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Lhyzz 07:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 07:00 I WANT AN ORDERLY EVACUATION 07:00 NO PUSHING 07:00 NO BITING 07:00 NO SPITTING 07:00 NO SCRATCHING 07:01 NO... SOMETHING 07:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Lhyzz ----------------- 02:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by relsqui 02:05 okay 02:05 this is leaving openn channel, now 02:05 anyone who wants to talk to the ops about how to run this channel, you're welcome to do it in PM 02:05 that includes people who have a beef with specific other users 02:06 what if i have a prime rib with someone 02:06 the entire channel does not need to see it, and is not improved by it 02:06 and, you know. People who have never been here before today. 02:06 after the mode change, I'm going to start kicking people who want to drag this out 02:06 PM or STFU 02:06 thank you. 02:06 Stereo: that is a kind of beef. 02:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui 12:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 12:30 Dear #xkcd, 12:30 I know you have the attention span of a gnat, but please try and write in full sentences. Don't break one thought over multiple lines. 12:30 If you're feeling particularly flash you can write two sentences on one line, like I did above. 12:31 Your ops and other readers will thank you. 12:31 Lots of love, 12:31 -- The Management. 12:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 06:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 06:42 khmer: that was a slick tune, a nice number 06:42 so khmer 06:42 tell me about this song 06:42 oh it was great 06:42 it went like this 06:42 CIRCLE CIRCLE 06:42 WHAT DIVIDES INTO YOU 06:42 *instrumental* 06:42 I like where this is going 06:42 YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING 06:42 add some tribal chants to it 06:42 CONSTANT IN EUCLIDEAN SPACE TOO 06:43 *instrumental* 06:43 WELL YOU'RE NOT LIKE ALL THOSE METHODS BEFORE 06:43 ROUNDING OFF AIN'T ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE REALLY HARDCORE 06:43 WHOOA-OOH-WHOOA 06:43 THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NIII-EEE-IIINE 06:43 *realtalk* 06:43 THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NIII-EEE-IIINE 06:44 THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NIII-EEE-IIINE 06:44 THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NIII-EEE-IIINE 06:44 nb: i could have also done 634-5789 by wilson pickett 06:44 b-b-b-but why isn't anybody talking? 06:44 * khmer casts about desultorily 06:45 * khmer kicks a can across the empty room 06:45 i just want someone to like me 06:46 *sigh* 06:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui 07:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 07:01 \ 07:01 \ O, 07:01 \___________\/ )_________/ 07:01 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07:01 \ 07:01 i TOLD you 07:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:20 02:20 ____ ?~~bL 02:20 z@~ b | `U, 02:20 ]@[ | ]' z@' 02:20 d@~' `|, .__ _----L___----, __, . _t' `@j 02:20 `@L_, "-~ `--"~-a, `C. ~""O_ ._`@ 02:20 q@~' ]P ]@[ `Y=, `H+z_ `a@ 02:21 `@L _z@ d@ Ya `-@b,_a' 02:21 `-@d@a' )@[ `VL `a@@' 02:21 aa~' ], .a@' qqL ), ./~ 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o snarky] by ChanServ 02:21 @@_ _z~ _d@[ .V@ .L_d' 02:21 "~@@@' ]@@@' __ )@n@bza@-" 02:21 `-@zzz@@@L )@@z ]@@=%-" 02:21 "~~@@@@@bz_ _a@@@@z___a@K 02:21 `~~~-@~~-@@~~~~~' 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 02:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:24 SANDWICH BREAK 02:24 ____ 02:24 .----------' '-. 02:24 / . ' . \\ 02:24 / ' . /| 02:24 / . \ / 02:24 / ' . . . || | 02:24 /.___________ ' / // 02:24 |._ '------'| /| 02:24 '.............______.-' / 02:24 |-. | / 02:24 `"""""""""""""-.....-' 02:24 DELICIOUS 02:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 03:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:52 it's not censorship because it's technically possible to say something funny about anything 03:52 but the fact is none of you can do it 03:52 none of us can with any regularity 03:52 so no rape jokes 03:53 no, the joke you saw on another irc channel is not funny 03:53 no, the joke from a forum is not funny 03:53 no, making the bots rape is not funny 03:53 it's so hard to do and none of you/us are good at it 03:53 so the agreement is we stop 03:54 message concludes 03:54 thanks for brooking my honesty 03:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by postmodern 04:36 Just not chili. 04:36 wait that won't stop khmer 04:36 kidney beans don't go mushy 04:36 lol 04:36 anyway, excuse him he's not well today 04:36 they have good solid skin 04:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by postmodern ----------------- 16:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 16:36 stfu 16:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 03:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:39 ___ ___ 03:39 /\ \ /\__\ ___ 03:39 /::\ \ /:/ / /\ \ 03:39 /:/\:\ \ /:/ / \:\ \ 03:39 /:/ \:\ \ /:/ / ___ /::\__\ 03:39 /:/__/_\:\__\ /:/__/ /\__\ __/:/\/__/ 03:39 \:\ /\ \/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / /\/:/ / 03:39 \:\ \:\__\ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/ 03:39 \:\/:/ / \:\/:/ / \:\__\ 03:39 \::/ / \::/ / \/__/ 03:39 \/__/ \/__/ 03:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 09:32 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 09:32 Okay, good idea pixelated 09:32 As both an op and a woman, here is my ruling. 09:33 On the one hand, I do NOT believe there is inherent misogyny in the use of the word "cunt" as an insult. 09:33 However, on the same hand, it certainly is wielded by misogynists quite a bit. 09:34 Just because they use it, though, doesn't mean they define it. 09:34 Lhyzz: You should just blog all that. 09:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by sneakums 09:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Lhyzz 09:35 I will unmute when I'm done, thanks sneakums. 09:35 Lhyzz: you're well done. 09:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by sneakums ----------------- 06:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by postmodern 06:19 okay let's get one thing straight 06:19 putting together a mishmash of random words does not make it postmodern 06:19 thanks 06:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by postmodern ----------------- 04:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Adam] by khmer 04:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Adam Adam Adam] by ChanServ 04:22 adam i need you to write a sonnet 04:22 immediately 04:22 ok 04:22 i am absolutely enthralled by you 04:22 please write one 04:22 everyone in here is a faggot 04:22 but not me 04:22 i am oh so awesome 04:22 you people suck so much cock 04:22 * khmer taps on pant legs 04:22 yes you do so much 04:22 dah DAH dah DAH dah DAH 04:22 no no no dude 04:23 whats wrong? 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Adam] by khmer 04:23 khmer: you should have specified iambic pentameter, man 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o Adam] by ChanServ 04:23 a sonnet IMPLIES that, Stereo 04:23 the only two options here are shakespearean and petrarchan 04:23 yeah, but he's already shown he can't understand implications 04:23 and that has to do with line-by-line phrasing, not feet 04:23 ok ok 04:23 i'm just saying, you gotta work with people 04:24 adam i know you are the scion of immense wealth and on your lady governess's substantial retainer i will try my very hardest to extract a morsel of talent from your mopsy head 04:24 now try again 04:24 petrarchan or shakespearean, your choice 04:24 but iambic pentameter, please! 04:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Adam] by khmer 04:24 you may begin 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Adam] by khmer 04:24 i applaud your passion, darling 04:25 it even rhymes! 04:25 there was, dare i say, a hefty dollop of panache 04:25 and in the form of the villanelle, repetition is highly regarded! 04:25 but please do remember, though i know you are frustrated with the stringency of my lessons 04:25 a villanelle is not what we are doing 04:25 now i will force the epsom salts and ipecac upon you again if you continue to behave impudently 04:26 please! iambic pentameter! it's really a simple meter; any debutante out of finishing school can compose a bit of doggerel while the handmaidens are lacing her petticoats 04:26 so do not try my patience 04:26 apace! 04:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Adam] by khmer 04:26 you may begin 04:26 no asshole, iambic pentemeter is gay 04:26 and you guys are boring 04:27 alas! 04:27 Aww 04:27 a troubled lad, but he had a stallion's spirit 04:27 i shall have to phone the governess! 04:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 04:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:41 the moral of like 15 minutes ago: 04:41 a troll perforce endeavors to offend, 04:41 and break the spell of gaiety and mirth 04:41 that, through long hours of parley makes a friend 04:41 of any soul who seeks one on the earth. 04:41 though you and i alike may swiftly seek 04:42 to banish trolls as fools, forsworn as one, 04:42 i know the difference may appear quite weak, 04:42 but we must suffer fools, though trolls we shun. 04:42 while fools and trolls at once live underneath 04:42 the prideful spires of knowledge, taste and sense, 04:42 trolls do not love, but tear betwixt their teeth 04:42 those kinder souls who come to their defense. 04:42 but though he seemed quite lower than a maggot, 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b Xenos!*@*] by Stereo 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b khmer_sucks_cawks!*@*] by snark 04:43 ωνω khmer_sucks_cawks was kicked from #xkcd by snark (:)) 04:43 he did remind us: KHMER'S A GIANT FAGGOT 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 01:52 I'm too lazy for that shit 01:52 yeah well, khmer's not here 01:52 use your imagination 01:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 02:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v killings] by khmer 02:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha killings killings killings] by ChanServ 02:34 * khmer turns spotlight 02:34 you're on 02:34 psssst 02:34 * Stereo pedals furiously to keep spotlight lit 02:34 O___O 02:34 you're supposed to say "I WANNA GO HOME" 02:34 "TAKE OFF THIS UNIFORM AND LEAVE THE SHOW" 02:34 etc 02:34 * khmer coughs 02:35 well this is awkward 02:35 * khmer cues violins 02:35 i am not good at computer 02:35 * Stereo is even listening to The Wall right now 02:35 i guesses 02:35 * snark cues violence 02:35 how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat, killings? 02:35 I always eat my meat. 02:35 not even going to bite on that one 02:35 interpret that as thou wilt >8( 02:35 * snark queues violins 02:35 in fact, I had PRIME RIB FOR DINNER 02:35 snark: can I test an alias on you real quick? 02:35 * killings storms off 02:36 it is hard for them to wait in line. They are so highly strung. 02:36 relsqui: sure 02:36 killings, everybody! 02:36 * snark braces 02:36 taking more than her fair share from meat plates everywhere. 02:36 ... failed. sec. 8) 02:36 {}{}{} 02:36 lock up your smorgasboards and lessen the pressin of your delicatessens, folks 02:36 killings is on the loose! 02:36 * khmer cues vaudeville tumblers 02:36 hey I have a tumblr 02:36 * Stereo flings around the word loose lightly 02:37 * khmer blinds himself from the spotlight, falls off the 3rd balcony and impales himself on a hatstand 02:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by relsqui 04:47 aHEM 04:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by relsqui ----------------- 05:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:09 05:09 z 05:09 z 05:09 Z 05:09 .--. Z Z 05:09 / _(c\ .-. __ 05:09 | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ 05:09 \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, 05:09 | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ 05:09 \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' 05:09 (________\ \ 05:09 '-' 05:09 WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF NOT GIVING A SHIT 05:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 17:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by mewyn 17:29 Ahem. 17:29 Review the chanrules. 17:29 1. NSFW links, to be makred with /that/ tag. 17:29 2. If asked to do something or to not do something, please comply. 17:29 That is all. 17:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by mewyn ----------------- 08:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by Ephphatha 08:17 Stop all the in my pants, kthx 08:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Ephphatha 17:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 17:34 You know why. 17:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 01:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 01:34 ------------------------------ 01:34 Hey! Look at that! All the Twilight roleplay and satire is above that line! 01:35 Isn't that amazing? 01:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 04:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:54 ok, votes 04:55 i can either set -N and insist that everyone stop being a pokemon and change their nick to some other thing like a dinosaur 04:55 OR 04:55 i can set -m but NOT -N and force everyone to keep their nicks 04:56 i'm much more inclined to do the latter, but then again, you could just part and come back 04:56 msg me to vote 04:57 ok the tallies are coming in 04:57 so far i'm getting good impressions of all of you 04:57 you're being very tempered about this latest instance of my intemperate abuse 04:57 oooh wow some of you are really irritating 04:57 hmm 04:57 ok here 04:58 i'm going to set -N and you guys all have to /nick to a really horrible not-cute monster 04:58 like hitler! 04:58 a dinosaur or a swamp thing or a lamprey 04:58 here goes 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:58 ωνω JigglyPuff is now known as khmer2 04:58 ωνω Phillips is now known as pterodactyl 04:58 ωνω jnnnnn is now known as GWB 04:58 ωνω julian is now known as Krampus 04:58 ωνω Venusaur is now known as VeLOLceraptor 04:58 ωνω khmer2 is now known as Corynne 04:58 ωνω hexium is now known as khmer3 04:58 ωνω Beelzebub is now known as YourMom 04:58 ωνω rpenguin is now known as AnnCoulter 04:58 ωνω abzde is now known as khmer4 04:58 ωνω Charizard is now known as Vagina 04:58 ωνω sheepbat is now known as batsheep 04:58 ... 04:58 Yeah 04:58 AAAAA 04:59 ωνω mana is now known as PickleWeasel 04:59 ωνω YourMom is now known as khmer5 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by khmer 04:59 you guys are TERRIFYING! 04:59 all right, now keep those for a while 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 11:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by snark 11:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by snark ----------------- 13:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 13:15 To get the proper tone of this intermission, please open up this YouTube video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcCHRW8G9yY 13:16 #xkcd is currently experiencing some neural problems. Please stand by. 13:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 19:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 19:07 STORYTIME. 19:08 OK, so, a few years back I was dating this girl, L. I'd picked up a copy of Amelie, as I'd heard it was good and the soundtrack had a collaboration with Neil Hannon on it. That's all I knew. 19:08 But it seemed like a good film, so myself and L decided to make a night of it. We had dinner, made some popcorn, and settled down on her bed to watch it. 19:08 She had a big double bed, with a TV on a shelf in the wardrobe at the other end of the room. 19:09 We watched the film. Finally, after an hour and a half, we got to the end of it. As the credits rolled, and I sniffled quietly to myself from the emotional ending, L turned to me and said, "So what was the point of all that, then?" 19:09 At that point I knew our relationship was irrevokably doomed. 19:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature 19:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:55 -o- 19:55 /|\ 19:55 19:55 -^o --o/ 19:55 |\_ | 19:55 __/7____/_\____ 19:55 =============== 19:55 http://xrl.us/bgqutb 19:55 NO SCHOOL 19:55 LIKE THE 19:55 OLD SCHOOL 19:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:00 Puddle: Sure, why not. 23:00 Puddle: NO 23:00 ωνω mewyn was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (NO) 23:00 Puddle: NO 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o mewyn] by ChanServ 23:00 NO NO NO 23:00 MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE 23:01 _ _ ____ 23:01 | \ | |/ __ \ 23:01 | \| | | | | 23:01 | . ` | | | | 23:01 | |\ | |__| | 23:01 |_| \_|\____/ 23:01 _ _ ____ 23:01 | \ | |/ __ \ 23:01 | \| | | | | 23:01 | . ` | | | | 23:01 | |\ | |__| | 23:01 |_| \_|\____/ 23:01 _ _ ____ 23:01 | \ | |/ __ \ 23:01 | \| | | | | 23:01 | . ` | | | | 23:01 | |\ | |__| | 23:01 |_| \_|\____/ 23:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 19:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:38 how many emails DID you get!?!?!?!? 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 00:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 00:42 Do try and make some sense, and not just rattle off whatever piffle comes to mind. #xkcd is not #freeassociation. 00:42 Many thanks, 00:42 -- The Management. 00:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature ----------------- 16:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by creature 16:23 Dear #xkcd, 16:24 If you have are not an op, and you don't like someone else's behaviour, don't bring it up in the main channel. Either PM them privately about it, or PM an op. 16:24 Similarly, if you have a problem with something an op does, PM them about it. Don't grouse about it in the main channel. 16:24 This is partially to avoid drama, partially out of respect, partially to avoid pile-ons, but mostly because it's fucking boring. 16:24 Many thanks. 16:24 Lots of love, 16:24 -- The Management. 16:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by creature -----------------