22:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:42 higgledy piggledy 22:42 flooding the topic, while 22:42 weee 22:42 not grounds for banning is 22:42 certainly lame; 22:42 think while you're stuffing 22:42 its poor face with bullshit 22:42 just how it will feel when i 22:42 ωνω Kittykat_ was kicked from #xkcd by cerise (Dude, trout is out!) 22:42 treat you the same 22:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+S] by Glench 22:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 22:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:45 dickety slurpety 22:45 content is queen, and 22:45 queen regnant she's not 22:45 but queen consort she is 22:45 funny is king, and i 22:45 fail to see humor in 22:46 filling my log with your 22:46 script kiddie jizz 22:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 20:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer_at_work 20:07 ...actually i'm lying, this doesn't hurt me at all 20:09 i submit that the last two minutes have been a lot more interesting that what you people were talking about 20:09 now shape up or ship out 20:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer_at_work ----------------- 08:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 08:18 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EXTRA DOLLAR!?!?!!!!??? 08:18 no, don't answer yet 08:18 it takes some thought 08:18 keep thinking 08:18 okay, gimme the answer 08:18 one person actually paid $10 still, they just don't realize it =p 08:18 Sign error! 08:19 nobody else? wow, this was a hard one 08:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 15:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 15:21 ...you know what 15:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 00:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 00:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+c] by root 00:57 saying i love you 00:57 is not the words i want to hear from you 00:57 it's not that i want you 00:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+t] by postmodern 00:57 not to say, but if you only knew 00:57 how easy 00:57 it would be to show me how you 00:57 fee-eeeel 00:57 more than words 00:57 is all you have to 00:57 do to make it 00:57 reallll 00:57 then you wouldn't have to 00:58 say-aaay 00:58 that you love me 00:58 cause i'd all 00:58 reaaaadyyy 00:58 know 00:58 what wouuuuld youuu dooo 00:58 if my heart was torn in twooooo 00:58 more than words 00:58 to show you feel 00:58 that your love for me is real 00:58 what would you say 00:58 if i took those words awaaay 00:58 then you couldn't make things new 00:58 just by saaaaayiiiing i looove 00:58 youuuuuuuuuuuu 00:58 youuuuuu 00:58 (blowjobs) 00:59 da dee daa de daa 00:59 (put out) 00:59 (you frigid cunt) 00:59 now that i've triiiied tooo 00:59 talk to you and make you understand 00:59 all you have to do 00:59 is close your eyes and just reach out your hands 00:59 (handjobs) 00:59 and touuuuch meeee 00:59 (I've been singing for about 2 minutes and a half, this constitutes for a handjob) 00:59 hold me close don't 00:59 ever let me goooooo 00:59 more than woooords 00:59 * root throws tomatoes 00:59 is all i ever needed you to show 01:00 (stuff your face with cock) 01:00 then you wouldn't have to say 01:00 that you love me 01:00 cause iiiii'd 01:00 all 01:00 reeaaadyyy 01:00 knooooooooooooow 01:00 * root throws ROTTEN tomatoes 01:00 (whaaat woooould youuu dooo) 01:00 (if my heart was torn in two) 01:00 more than words 01:00 to show you feel 01:00 that your love for me is real 01:00 (what would you saaay) 01:00 (if i took those words away) 01:00 (would you stand up and walk out on me?) 01:00 (lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song) 01:00 then you're choking on my cock 01:00 and i sure like that a lot! 01:00 (I will try not to sing out of key) 01:01 then you couldn't make things new 01:01 just by saying i love 01:01 (Oh baby, have a little help from my friends) 01:01 youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 01:01 [love lift us up where we belooooooong] 01:01 [where eagles flyyyyyy] 01:01 [on a mountain hiiiiiigh] 01:01 [love makes us act like we are foooooools] 01:01 (I'm tellin you) 01:01 (There ain't no mountain high enough) 01:01 (ain't no valley low enough) 01:01 (ain't no river wide enough) 01:01 [throw our lives away for one happy dayyyyy] 01:02 (to keep me from getting to you babe) 01:02 LIFE IS A MYS 01:02 TE 01:02 RY 01:02 I HEAR YOU CALL 01:02 MY 01:02 NAME 01:02 AND IT 01:02 FEELS 01:02 LIIIKE 01:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mtcN] by root ----------------- 15:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 15:39 no, kakos, it doesn't 15:39 the point needs to be made that climate change, like gender politics 15:39 and racial politics 15:39 and macroeconomics 15:39 has been driven to such a ridiculous fever pitch 15:40 (i could say "by the popular media" here, which stupidly villainizes an extension of our own consciousness) 15:40 that we are unable, regardless of our personal intelligence or level of knowledge 15:40 to accurately perceive the difference between when our judgments are being legitimately challenged 15:41 and when our stereotypes and caricatures of the other side are being stroked 15:41 i welcome you all to discuss the (interesting) minutiae of climate study 15:41 but do not fill up my log with the same ten polemics, like chest-beating fucknozzles at a speed-dating party that got misbooked for freerepublic.com and democraticunderground 15:41 once again, your opponents are not caricatures 15:41 they are not uneducated, they are not in someone's pocket 15:42 they probably, like you, see you as being foolish 15:42 the difference between you and them 15:42 is that you can stop that 15:42 message concludes 15:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 17:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 17:17 you guys just chill the fuck out okay 17:17 chill OUT 17:17 CALM DOWN 17:17 EVERYONE STOP YELLING 17:17 for FUCK'S SAKE would everyone PLEASE 17:17 PLEASE SHUT UP 17:17 I CAN'T STAND ALL THE NOISE 17:17 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN 17:17 ωνω ChibiFirli is now known as NO_U 17:17 FUCK SHIT 17:17 OH GOD 17:17 ωνω _Guana is now known as help_i_cant_talk 17:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by khmer 23:35 rrr 23:35 rrrrrrrrr 23:35 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrradish 23:35 radish radish 23:35 raaaaadish 23:35 nngh 23:35 raddddisshhhh 23:35 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:49 there you go, now you guys will be helpful 22:51 * zigdon *tumbleweeds* 22:51 i really do feel like now you guys are telling me everything useful that you know 22:51 and i really appreciate it 22:51 aren't they sweet? 22:52 fine 22:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 19:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:44 turn arounnnnnd 19:45 ... 19:45 * khmer elbows postmodern 19:45 * khmer siiiiiiigh 19:45 from the top 19:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 20:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:57 OKAY 20:57 WELCOME TO THE FUCKING WAR ROOM 20:58 THE FIRST SECURITY PRECAUTION IS THAT THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING _SIMPSONS_ 20:58 AND IT IS NOT _SOUTH PARK_ 20:58 I AM NOT AN ERRANT UNIX PROCESS 20:58 AND THIS IS NOT AN EPISODE OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, THE VENTURE BROTHERS, OR THE BERENSTAIN FUCKING BEARS 20:58 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AND WE HAVE TELEKINESIS MONKEYS AND WOLVERINE FROGS TO CONTEND WITH 20:59 NOW IF YOU VIOLATE MY NAMESPACE WITH A HACKNEYED LAZY CLICHE FROM A SLASHDOT SIGNATURE ONE MORE TIME 20:59 DURING THIS SENSITIVE AND TERRIFYING THRILL RIDE OF ZOOLOGY 20:59 THEN I'M GOING TO ROBOT NINJA MONKEY OVERLORD ELEPHANT ZORD 20:59 SIGKILL SIGTERM 20:59 WIPE WIPE 20:59 WAX OFF 20:59 KILL YOUR FAMILY 20:59 MESSAGE CONCLUDES 21:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 19:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:21 be more interesting 19:21 Liet-Kynes: chill the fuck out 19:21 * khmer cups ear 19:21 airtank: Not in person, alas. 19:22 wow, that's fascinating 19:22 way more interesting than what you were saying earlier 19:22 i agree. 19:22 * creature concurs. 19:22 would you guys like any tea? 19:22 ok i've gotta go to a meeting 19:22 oh, pity. 19:22 Enjoy! 19:22 it's jasmine tea. 19:23 be good, folks! 19:23 keep up the good work. 19:23 airtank: Loose leaf or in bags? 19:23 I've never had a good cup of jasmine tea in a teabag, alas. Loose leaf is the way to go. 19:23 bags. we have the necessary things to make loose-leaf tea, but they're lost in boxes somewhere. 19:23 Pff, just let the leaves sink to the bottom. 19:24 i'm scared that i'll choke. 19:24 ... on tea leaves? 19:24 hahahafkjalsdkjf 19:24 no 19:24 i think we have something else 19:24 it's not leaves 19:24 we're going on five minutes. do you think they're freking out? 19:25 freking. 19:25 I'm finding it hard to care. 19:25 me too. 19:25 this is kinda like a nice little PM. 19:26 okay, channel. 19:26 i want you guys to each think of something interesting to say. 19:26 airtank: You may like this. I did. www.exitahead.co.uk . 19:26 i mean really think. 19:26 i'll give you five minutes to think about it. 19:26 I've bought 3 things already. 19:26 oooh, that is cool indeed! 19:27 you're last.fm crazy, sir. 19:27 I am indeed. 19:27 what do you think i should eat for lunch? 19:28 I had Chinese, but it wasn't that great. I think perhaps a baked potato topped with cream cheese and a side salad could go down well. 19:28 oh, look, quiet time :) 19:28 not too keen on baked potatoes. i might just make ham & eggs though. 19:28 airtank: I have the *cutest* video clip to show you. 19:29 oh my gosh i have one to show you too 19:29 airtank: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/7436852.stm 19:29 hang on 19:29 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU 19:30 holy god 19:30 airtank: Oh my! 19:30 I had a cat who used to snore. He was adoreable. 19:31 i think i'm going to freak out at the cuteness 19:31 http://ethicsgirls.com/stuff/charlie.jpg 19:31 i see your long hair 19:31 :) 19:31 oh, it's been five minutes. 19:31 guys, i hope you thought of interesting things to say. 19:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by airtank ----------------- 16:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:47 nice. 16:47 khmer, I don't happen to speak any of the Bantu languages 16:47 IceKarma i accuse you of secretly funding tsvangari 16:47 ... but I can spell Tsvangirai 16:47 AHAAAAA 16:48 * khmer points a skeletal, vibrating finger 16:48 WHITE DEVIL 16:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by IceKarma ----------------- 04:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Cassioromeda] by khmer 04:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-ha Cassioromeda Cassioromeda] by ChanServ 04:38 yes, we should 04:39 She's bullimic and she didn't want to disappoint the family we were with so she'd hide the cow tongue they fed us in napkins and go flush it int he toilet up staris 04:39 stairs* 04:39 you're not supposed to flush anything down the toilet aside from waste in mexico cause the pipes are so weak 04:39 and my luck, it continously clogged on me... really, really disgusting 04:40 that all you got? 04:40 very embarrassing... clogged at least 5 times 04:40 good warmup! 04:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 04:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:42 apo_: ^^ 04:42 folks, i get nosebleeds. 04:42 yay story time 04:42 it's due to a Situation from my past 04:42 i had my nose broken at age 12, and for those of you who suspect from my demeanor and battle-scarred visage that i earned it through fisticuffs you are sadly mistaken 04:43 i broke my nose while clumsily playing at a pool party, when a girl jumped off the high dive and landed on my face 04:43 lol 04:43 that sounds awesome! 04:43 it didn't heal cleanly and now it always points north-northwest regardless of my cardinal direction 04:43 skat_: SHHHHH 04:43 you'll lose graham cracker privileges 04:43 sorry. 04:43 now then 04:43 ever since that weeklong period of cranial woe 04:44 i have had somewhat weak skin up in dem nasal passages 04:44 a dry day 04:44 a furious slap from your aunt after finding me with your mother 04:44 or, and herein lies the rub, a particularly strenuous movement of the bowels 04:44 so we find ourselves in the bathroom at a chain restaurant 04:45 at the 17th birthday party of the girl who broke my nose, accidentally, at age 12 04:45 i'm an irregular guy in a few ways, and after the appetizer course i found it necessary to make plop-plops 04:46 now here i am in the stall, trashed from my 1.25 glasses of widmer hefeweizen i snuck 04:46 dropping a fierce double deuce and gazing dreamily into the middle distance 04:46 i wash my hands in a haze of alcohol and ardor for the birthday girl 04:47 on the way out some dude looks at me real strange 04:47 i assume i'm showing how drunk i am, so i draw myself up and endeavor to speak very carefully, and act very alert 04:47 so i get back to the table and give the whole party an exaggerated wave! 04:47 hi, folks! 04:47 khmer, says my buddy steve, although he used my given name at the time 04:48 this is a very special day for you 04:48 you've become a woman, he says, to guffaws all around the table and a horrified headhands from the birthday girl 04:48 and sure enough, a red stain spread lazily across my khakis, right in the spot where, i'm sure, ladies, you once produced a similar phenomenon 04:48 the moral of the story, folks 04:49 is though it may be unpleasant, though you may long for the stars and relief and the love of a woman 04:49 keep your nose over the bowl 04:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 04:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:51 well where are you going to stand? 04:51 cause yours is short 04:52 i've got my petard right here, i'll just hoist 04:52 and now, postmodern with: story time 04:52 down in front 04:52 good man. well, like I mentioned earlier, this thing's not much of a knee-slapper, it's just a little strange 04:52 I work at the electronics department at Sears, which means I pretty much sell TVs and a couple of other electronic devices 04:53 And a guy, probably in his mid 60s, a sort of beach boy-ish looking guy, walks up to me, a look of nervousness and perhaps shame on his face 04:54 I do my regular "welcome to sears, how can I help you today" schtick and he decides to ask me about some computer stuff. Now, we don't sell computers in the department but I figured maybe I could still help him out with whatever he needed 04:55 He proceeds to ask me about making purchases on the internet, very bashfully, on "a website". He never once mentions the name of it, but only gives a hypothetical payment sum that is, rather curiously, worth 29.99 USD 04:56 Bucket: glorious cucumber hovercraft is grabs a Kitchenade blender and pops eight Viagra 04:56 rpm: SHHHHH 04:56 it's STORYTIME 04:56 OH, apologies. 04:56 Now, the guy's turning awfully red here, because he's not aware that a lot of credit card entry sites are pretty straightforward and ask you pretty much the same questions, that is, billing address, phone number, perhaps creating an account with the website to save your credit info for returning customers 04:57 however, he mentions that the site is very happy to take one-time payments, or say monthly payments at the previously mentioned hypothetical price tag 04:57 so, by this point, I think we all know the guy's asking me how to subscribe for porn online 04:57 And I'm on the verge of cracking a grin 04:58 but I do my very best to just guide him through it carefully. I wish I could say that there was a great line at the end of this that really gave it away, but unfortunately there was no such opportunity 04:59 but his incredible effort to completely avoid telling me what site he was signing up for or what he was paying for really left me thinking 04:59 that's pretty much it, it was amusing to me :p 04:59 fin 04:59 thank youuuu! 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:00 now you guys asked 05:00 and insisted 05:00 i feel i have not maed the rules of storytime clear 05:00 we are telling stories, not reviewing them 05:00 this is nazi oper khmer telling you to be nice 05:00 overnout 05:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:04 action! 05:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v PSOAddict] by khmer 05:05 whooops, sorry 05:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa PSOAddict PSOAddict] by ChanServ 05:05 So I was in the dressing room for the musical, listening to Kevin Aviance or like some drag queen. This really nerdy kid starts talking to me. This is in the middle of the show, he's supposed to be on stage right then. Right. Then. And I'm openly gay to these people, so he knows. 05:05 it's always the little things! 05:05 you're right about that 05:05 anyway 05:05 so he's like.... "Hey Ross... you know how you feel.. something... when you're around.. guys?" 05:05 and I'm like fuckfuckfuckthis guy probably has a knife and he's going to rape me 05:06 um, so anyway 05:06 I'm like, "Well sure, I'm gay." 05:06 and he's like "Will you have sex with me?" and I'm like ohshitfuckfuck here it comes 05:06 I am getting so many people to quit! 05:06 anyway 05:06 so he unbuttons his pants and I'm like "uh STOP" 05:07 and he just whips it out 05:07 out comes the biggest thing I have seen ever. porn or otherwise 05:07 and then in walks 05:07 the musical director. 05:07 who is 50 05:07 and married and has children and is incredibly conservative 05:07 and he managed to not see this guy whipping it out 05:08 because he was standing behind like this thing 05:09 and he's like "Hey has anyone seen ?" 05:09 and I'm just like. "nooooo." 05:09 and he turns around and leaves 05:09 and so this guy is like ross I want you... 05:09 PSOAddict I want you... 05:09 I mean 05:09 and then I take a can of mace out of my purse 05:09 problem solved 05:09 we'll pretend we didn't see that :) 05:09 but that's not all 05:09 he starts telling people I tried to rape him 05:09 later on I mean 05:09 and so I just grab him and I enter black drag queen mode 05:10 and I say, "You had better keep it cute girlfriend or I'm going to fucking rip you to shreds." 05:10 so I saw the biggest dick of my life 05:10 some mediocre uninteresting drama happened 05:10 anddddd it was gross 05:10 the end 05:10 woohoo 05:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:14 hold up 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v hooloo] by Ephphatha 05:14 your emcee had to peee 05:14 hooloo: take it away! 05:14 and then, if you please, return it 05:14 shh khmer, it's story time 05:15 Like I said, the principal was subbing for my seventh grade science class. 05:15 You should know that I went to Christian schools from Kindergarten until college. 05:15 So the lesson was the roots of plant systems. 05:16 The principal had drawn a diagram of a carrot in the ground. 05:16 Only he wasn't a very good artist. 05:16 The shape looked very...familiar. 05:17 In other words, phallic. 05:17 Of course, the whole class was giggling. 05:17 It got even worse when he drew the little roots that grew from the carrot. 05:18 He even described them as "hairs." 05:18 Naturally, more laughter. 05:18 He then described the carrot as "pushing through the soil." 05:18 The class was howling at this point. 05:19 He said "I know what you guys are laughing at." 05:20 He was obviously pissed. 05:21 He then loses his composure and says "I try to draw a root, and you guys think it's a penis." 05:21 We're all practically falling out of our chairs. 05:21 I held out the longest before laughing. 05:22 I was both a geek and goody two-shoes, trying to pretend that I didn't know about sex. 05:22 The end. 05:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v natjo] by khmer 05:25 take it! 05:25 okay 05:25 I was 11 and my mom, my step-dad dean, his best bud tommy, and me we're in the car at the taco bell drive thru 05:26 i was in the front seat with my mom driving and the dudes in the back seat 05:26 there was a special for hard tacos and we ordered a shit load of them because there was a party at the house 05:27 so there was about 4 bags and they had two back there with them and two upfront and tommy asked if they gave us any of that hot sauce stuff and i said 10-4 GB 05:28 dean asked what does GB stand for and tommy said goats breath well dean thought tommy was making fun of dean so dean picked up a bag of tacos and started beating tommy over the head with it 05:29 then tommy picked the other up and started beating dean in the head and then deans bagged ripped and taco was everywhere and then a cop pulled us over 05:29 because he saw two dudes fighting in the back seat 05:30 and they almost got arrested because i was only 11 but i was okay and it was just fun watching two dudes fighting in the back seat with tacos and they were already drunk 05:30 fin 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by Ephphatha 05:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v femmebot] by khmer 05:43 this is a pretty short one 05:43 thaat's what she said 05:43 so when i was six years old, i had to take my glasses off during recess 05:43 (you were all thinking it) 05:43 shh 05:43 and when it take my glasses off, i can't see ANYTHING 05:43 it's like impressionist art and can be quite pretty 05:43 it results in me being banged in teh face with balls, but hey... 05:44 * femmebot glances at relsqui 05:44 ωνω Shrdlu is now known as Statler 05:44 * relsqui coughs politely 05:44 Dooohohohoho! 05:44 ωνω khmer is now known as Waldorf 05:44 at any rate, one day i was out on the playground, observing the large blur that is the field and jungle gym... 05:44 when suddenly a large whitish streak goes across the playground 05:44 i hear the other kids screaming, and a growling noise and i have no idea what's going on, so i just stood there stupidly 05:45 one teacher was walking around yelling at all the kids to stand still, but another kid told me to run for it, and having no idea what was going on, i ran for it 05:45 i ran inside and grabbed my glasses and ran back outside, to see a massive dog running around biting children 05:45 and there was blood EVERYWHERE 05:45 three kids had to get stitches 05:46 we learned later that the dog belonged to one of the students in my class and it was put to sleep 05:46 but from that day till now i am really terrified of dogs, especially when i cant see them 05:46 * femmebot suddenly realizes she can't see dogs right now. :: shiver :: 05:46 the end 05:46 femmebot: aw, that means you can't come to my house 05:46 oh noes! 05:46 The question is, who was the dog!!!! 05:46 but that's okay, because I'm usually at zigdon's 05:47 is he a dog? 05:47 he is not a dog, but his house is full of cats 05:47 also, um 05:47 i guess the dog had a massive penis 05:47 okay, okay 05:47 ωνω Waldorf is now known as khmer 05:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v femmebot] by khmer 05:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o femmebot] by ChanServ 05:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Hana] by khmer 05:54 okay 05:54 storytime with hana: go 05:54 so 05:54 I had this boyfriend once 05:55 and he was awesome for a while 05:55 and then one day I found out he liked being kicked in the nads 05:55 I was all D: 05:55 and did it a couple of times when he asked me to 05:55 and then I got really freaked out and wouldnt do it anymore 05:56 so he kept asking other girls to kick him and I found out 05:56 (I was 16 and he was 18) 05:56 (the girl who kicked him were like, 13 05:56 girls* 05:56 Anyway 05:57 I was really mad at him 05:57 and to make matters worse, he kept asking me to have sex with him 05:57 I was a virgin at the time 05:57 and get this 05:57 after I was all "NO STOP ASKING" 05:58 he replied with, "BUT I'LL MISS MY SEXUAL PEAK" 05:58 My reaction: *jawdrop* 05:58 I broke up with him because he was full of drama 05:58 and then 05:59 I had sex with the boyfriend after him 05:59 and we broke up 05:59 and then I went overseas after awesome breakup sex for 2 months 06:00 and in that time, the dramatic ex kept claiming he had a split personality and demanded to know why I slept with the boyfriend after him 06:00 and wanted to get back with me 06:00 and I was all NO FUCK OFF WANKERFACE 06:00 And wouldnt talk to him AGAIN 06:00 then about a year later he finally got laid and laid off, hur hur 06:01 FIn. 06:01 Alternate title, 06:01 A penis called George. 06:01 DONE 06:01 how hana got her groove back 06:01 okay! 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Hana] by khmer 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:04 the answer is "how thigh" 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v femmebot] by khmer 06:04 oh nice one 06:05 so... a few summers ago i was working in cambridge, so i had to stay with my siblings 06:05 they live in this really nice two-story condo, but alas i have two siblings and i make a third 06:05 so i ended up sleeping in the same bed as my sister for an entire summer 06:05 now, for anybody who has spoken to me for more than a few minutes, you should know that i can't go more than a couple days without masturbating 06:06 so i spent quite a while sneaking into her bathtub, hiding during the day to masturbate, etc... but i really missed wanking myself to sleep 06:06 so i would wait until i could hear that she had fallen asleep and i would masturbate right next to her in bed 06:06 as it turns out, she usually wasn't asleep during these times... but was very curious 06:06 her sex drive isn't as high as mine, so she hadn't really experimented with herself 06:07 ωνω postdinnern is now known as postmodern 06:07 but she began to, and one day we came back after a bit of a party, slightly tipsy... 06:07 and we both were surreptitiously touching ourselves in bed 06:07 but holy crap, to my surprise not only was she much louder than me, but she orgasmed much quicker and had multiples 06:07 i tend to have one large one, and am quiet when i'm masturbating 06:08 so that led to a discussion on differences between siblings... and a bit of boob gropage 06:08 we, er... :: blush :: started to feel each other to see what would turn the other girl on, and what differences there were in the shape and feel of our body parts 06:09 and she wanted to know what erm, oral was like... 06:09 so we took a bath together 06:09 this is so embarrassing! 06:09 her bathtub is huge, so it was quite easy to fit in it together 06:09 and she started eating me out, which was... well it felt incredibly wrong and good 06:09 and it was reciprocated. 06:09 and, er... i guess that's it unless you guys want more detail 06:10 that was the last time we really experimented with each other 06:10 i moved to the couch in the livingroom for the rest of the summer cause i felt awkward 06:10 finis. 06:10 i hesitate palpably to unmute, but 06:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v femmebot] by khmer 06:10 femmebot: Where was the third during all this? 06:10 8( | 06:10 Dear Penthouse.... 06:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 21:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:14 yeah, this so isn't happening 21:14 wow, it's so quiet in here! 21:14 i wonder why nobody's saying anything in particular 21:14 thmer 21:14 it's so nice, isn't it, Glench? 21:14 lazy fridays like this 21:14 relaxing on our porch 21:14 peaceful weather, yeah 21:14 do you think i should kickban someone at random? 21:14 here, have some julep 21:14 * khmer spoons 21:15 too warm for spooning 21:15 * Glench takes the straw out of his mouth 21:15 I'll just hog the fan over here 21:15 hey, hey! 21:15 i was using that 21:15 ωνω zigdon changed the topic of #xkcd to: CAPSLOCK FRIDAY | This is not #4changossip | CONGRATULATIONS ftr on your degree! Everyone celebrate! | Chinky Chix On SAW T.V. | #browns ,is full of hash browns =o | NSFW + 4changossip -->| Anyone ever been to: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ | DICK STORY TIM 21:15 * khmer retrieves fan, waves it in front of his veiled face 21:15 you can use it, for a small fee :) 21:15 at least feed me some grapes or something 21:15 oh fine, i'll blow you again 21:15 so much for southern hospitality, am i right folks? 21:15 that qualifies as something :) 21:15 folks? 21:15 everyone's so quiet 21:16 passed out from the heat 21:16 UH OH 21:16 CAPS LOCK IN THE OP LIST 21:16 ah, but of course! i declare, the plantation is quite lovely in the afternoon breeze, from the deck! 21:16 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 21:16 IT'S SPREADING!!! 21:16 * RPM hands khmer a mint julep 21:16 MY LORD A HOUSEBOY 21:17 COME TO RAVISH THE LADIES OF THE MANOR!!!!! 21:17 ωνω RPM is now known as rpm 21:17 FIE AWAY, FOUL CREATURE!!!! 21:17 * khmer slaps rpm over and over again with the tiny fan 21:17 ouch, that would leave a mark 21:17 YOU'LL WAKE THE CHILDREN! 21:17 OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT 21:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 23:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:18 over 23:18 now 23:18 instantly 23:18 on pain of network ban 23:18 clear? 23:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 04:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 20:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:21 if i'm not better than all of you, say so right now 20:21 * IceKarma is a fur who's v. annoyed by the bad rap the furry fandom has obtained, from the antics of people nearly everybody in the fandom agrees are "extreme" 20:21 you're not better than me :P 20:21 ωνω IceKarma was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (WHO'S SORRY NOW, FURFACE) 20:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o IceKarma] by ChanServ 20:22 :) 20:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 16:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:14 OGH THE SGHARK BABE 16:14 HGASAD SUYCHG TEEEEETHG DEAR 16:14 ANSD HE SHOWWWWS DEMS 16:14 PURRRLY WGHITE! 16:14 JUSSRT A JAAAAASCNIGFE 16:14 HAS OLKSD MACHEATHG DEARRR 16:15 ANS HGE KJEEEPS UIT 16:15 OUTTRA SITE!!# 16:15 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bryan] by khmer 16:22 recite it 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bryan Bryan Bryan] by ChanServ 16:22 roses are red 16:22 violets are blue 16:22 all my base, are belong to you. 16:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Bryan@hide-48224D68.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] by khmer 16:22 ωνω Bryan was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (khmer) 16:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 21:56 postmodern: fine! how are you 21:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 22:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:23 here's what ops are 22:24 1) trusted individuals 22:24 2) observed to be good at maintaining a nice atmosphere 22:24 3) cooperative with others 22:24 4) unlikely to quibble about minutiae with one another 22:25 in conclusion, ops are ops because they were picked to be, by the founders of the channel that you enjoy and the maintainers of the server to which you're connected 22:25 there isn't a charter and there isn't a constitution 22:25 we get to do absolutely whatever we want 22:25 and the reason that we do 22:25 is that we've demonstrated, most of the time 22:25 that that latitude doesn't mean we'll do retarded bullshit that everyone hates 22:25 if you don't have a @ by your name, there are three possibilities 22:26 1) you're relatively unfamiliar to the longtime denizens of the channel 22:26 2) you're familiar, but you're not around much 22:26 3) you're familiar and you're around, but you have not demonstrated that you won't be retarded 22:26 proof's in the pudding 22:27 arguing with us is fun and i encourage you to do it 22:27 but you're guaranteed nothing 22:27 message ends 22:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:07 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 05:07 *PSA* PSA *PSA* 05:07 ACHTUNG 05:08 if mallee suddenly comes to your town, municipality or district and sets up shop in your fucking living quarters, be prepared for her to claim you had about INFINITY PERCENT MORE SEX than you were allowed to SEE her 05:08 i'd like to make it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR using my twin tools of SILVER-TONGUED LOQUACITY AND OP ABUSE 05:09 that this BITCH is CRAZY and also she took my fucking CARTON OF SMOKES 05:09 b e w a r e!!~!!!! 05:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 05:09 :< 05:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer 05:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:45 ONCE MORE WITH FEELING!!! 05:45 MALLORY SMITH 05:45 OF CEEEEEEDASR RAPIDS IIIIIIIOWA 05:45 WILL TAKE YOUR HOSPITALITY 05:45 WILL TELL YOU LIIIIIIIIES 05:45 WILL TAKE YOUR CAR RIDES AND YOUR BEEF BARBACOA TACOS 05:46 AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES MY FRIENDS 05:46 WHEN IT HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A A FACTORIAL OF PI 05:46 THAT'S SLANDER IS WHAT THAT IS 05:46 I SAW HER WRITING THE LIST OF THE PLACES WE'D DO IT AND BOY FYCJNEWAI HOWDY I REMNEMVBER ;EN AKK!! 05:47 there was the tree in zilker park, with your knees... 05:47 there was... 05:47 there was the theatre 05:47 where we saw 05:47 what was it we saw 05:47 only she would know, i suppose 05:47 there was the lake 05:48 NO MNATTER 05:48 ALL THE LYINGESTOF LIEST LIES 05:48 she said to m e.. 05:48 she said 05:48 she said.... 05:48 * khmer lists back and forth 05:48 THE DIRTY HUSSY SAID IT TO ME 05:49 WHAT DID YOU THINK MY NAME WAS AT THE TIME 05:49 YOU WHORE 05:49 FILTHY SCOUNDREL OF BABYLON 05:49 FUCK 05:49 SHIT 05:49 fuck 05:49 ... 05:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:16 attn: 03:16 it was a honeydew 03:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:42 Β¬.Β¬ 21:42 okay, so here's how this is gonna work 21:42 ... 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 aaaaand GO 21:42 * XanT shadow boxes 21:42 khmer is like sheogorath. 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 Mantissa / | XanT 21:42 UH OHHHH! 21:42 Mantissa / \ XanT 21:42 I had been pulled into one of his infamous madnesses 21:42 Haha! 21:42 Mantissa / | XanT 21:42 Mantissa \ \ XanT 21:42 OH NOES 21:42 * Mantissa applies full force 21:42 This is exciting. 21:42 Mantissa // XanT 21:43 what's your move, XanT 21:43 you're losing leverage 21:43 * Mantissa has practiced against Issur already 21:43 for the bellows 21:43 Ill cheat of course. 21:43 c'mon QUICK 21:43 OH NO 21:43 CHEATER 21:43 Mantissa // XanT 21:43 ===> Mantissa // XanT 21:43 ===> Mantissa // XanT 21:43 ===> Mantissa // XanT 21:44 YOU HAD A SECRET COLLABORATOR HIDING WITH A BLOWGUN OH NOOOOO 21:44 Mantissa \\ XanT 21:44 haha!! 21:44 Mantissa \/ XanT 21:44 wait what are you guys doing 21:44 Mantissa \ / XanT 21:44 hey, you're not armwrestling OR arguing! 21:44 Mantissa \ / XanT 21:44 Mantissa \ / XanT 21:44 we're staring at you 21:44 Mantissa \~~> <~~/ XanT 21:44 and kind of waving, it looks like 21:44 EWWW 21:44 YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GROSS 21:44 *Ahem* Β¬.Β¬ 21:45 ωνω Mantissa was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (get out and STAY OUT) 21:45 ωνω XanT was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (get out and STAY OUT) 21:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 02:42 industrialbs: No. 02:42 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (die) 02:42 industrialbs: it came up as hunter2 for me 02:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 02:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 19:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:07 c'mon c'mon 19:07 BUT I AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE HIM 19:07 don't make me look stupid(er) 19:07 in any amusement hall 19:07 IN ANY AMUSEMENT HALL 19:08 that deaf dumb and blind kid 19:08 sure plays a mean pinball 19:08 sure plays a mean pinball 19:08 He stands like a statue 19:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 16:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:42 AND HAVE WE NOTICED THAT EVERYTHING IS REALLY BORING NOW 16:42 THANKS!!!!!!!! 16:42 LESSON OVER 16:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:51 ALL 21:51 MY 21:51 FRIENDS 21:51 KNOW THE LOW RIDER 21:51 THE LOW 21:51 RI 21:51 DER 21:51 IS A LITTLE HIGHER 21:51 doot doot doot doot doot doot dooo 21:51 dah doot doot doo dooooo 21:51 LOW 21:51 RI 21:51 DER 21:52 DRIVES A LITTLE SLOWER 21:52 LOW 21:52 RI 21:52 DER 21:52 IS A REAL GOER 21:52 doot doot doot doot doot doot dooo 21:52 dah doot doot doo dooooo 21:52 LOW 21:52 RI 21:52 DER 21:52 KNOWS EVERY STREET YEAH 21:52 LOW 21:52 RI 21:52 DER 21:52 IS THE ONE TO MEET YEAH 21:52 doot doot doot doot doot doot dooo 21:52 dah doot doot doo dooooo 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP AND SEE-EEEEE 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 21:53 TAKE A LITTLE TRIP WITH ME-EEE 21:53 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:57 http://colonpipe.org/turkeybomb 04:57 take these trits three and meditate soundly upon them 04:57 a moment of silence, please, for the notion of programming languages as means to an end 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:49 too bad 03:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 22:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 05:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:17 the NEXT TIME 05:17 someone says that the ALT TEXT 05:17 is actually the TITLE TEXT 05:17 i am SETTING FIRE TO PARLIAMENT 05:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 05:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:21 khmer: he probably has backspace set to caps lock or something though 05:21 * khmer laboriously puts his feet on an ottoman 05:21 would you like your pipe, dear? 05:21 * khmer experiments with like ten different handholds for a scotch and soda 05:22 airtank: why yes, lovely! i do believe tonight's the night for the 16-gauge reynolds 531 pipe 05:22 or shall we go with the PVc 05:22 i vote pvc, but i'd be happy to bring you either. 05:22 airtank: perhaps we should just lay it 05:23 by the way, I vote against <3 thunder 05:23 i don't like the implications of that suggestion. 05:23 Stereo: seconded 05:23 Stereo: my backspace is set to 't' 05:23 I have a dvorak layout, but with backspace and 't' switched 05:24 airtank: i think it's time to lay the pipe! it looks lonely 05:24 i should switch spacebar and backspace, i definitely use backspace more often 05:24 plus, i know a lovely joist 05:24 with a degree from a good college 05:24 I have seen keyboards with a backspace instead of the left half of the spacebar, i wonder if i could hack that into mine 05:25 Huh! I definitely only use the left half of the spacebar. 05:25 i only use the bottom third of the spacebar 05:25 i only use the 3rd quartile, from the left 05:25 the top bit has to stay vacant for cocaine 05:26 I only use khmer's spacebar 05:26 sneaking in when he's not home 05:26 he works very hard to type full sentences 05:26 as should all of you 05:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 19:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:50 no language is primary 19:51 and it'll stay that way for 19:51 * khmer looks at watch 19:51 45 seconds 19:51 spoken is, over written :P 19:51 if the next thing said after i unmute is retarded, i'm kicking all the ops, muting the channel, setting it invite only, and turning off my terminal session 19:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 06:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:00 wsa: Everything wordfilters to that 06:00 no, you don't 06:00 i'd like everybody who thinks this is 4chan to speak up now 06:00 what's that? 06:00 aw, you guys are great 06:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:16 TIME! 02:16 Frowardd, you've been here how long, over a year? 02:16 you've at last been confused with me 02:16 i want to extend an extremely backhanded congratulations 02:16 your life will never be the same 02:16 my condolences on your fertility 02:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:16 all right, who farted 03:16 hands up 03:16 come on 03:16 STEP FORWARD 03:17 WELL IF NOBODY FARTED THEN WHY DOES IT SMELL SO GODDAMN ASSY IN HERE 03:17 THAT'S IT 03:17 NO MORE BAGELS IN THE BREAKROOM 03:17 UNTIL IT STOPS BEING A FIRST CLASS MILLION ASS FART FACTORY IN THIS PIECE 03:17 WHERE'S MY FUCKING GAVEL 03:17 * khmer explodes violently 03:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:14 Banning Binary would be a waste of time. 03:14 Time is a terrible thing to waste. 03:14 Thyme is an herb. 03:14 Waste is unwanted stuff. 03:15 I knew a guy named Herb. 03:15 Herb is a name. 03:15 Stuff is a continuous noun. 03:15 a mime is a terrible thing to rape 03:15 Things is a discrete noun! 03:15 Discrete and discreet are homophones. 03:15 Phones make calls. 03:15 I have a phone. 03:15 Many people have phones. 03:16 Calls almost rhymes with cause, but does not. 03:16 Many things almost rhyme with many other things, but they still do not. 03:16 Many phones have tones. 03:16 Waist does not rhyme with waits, even though they have the same letters. 03:16 Some phones are touch-tone. 03:16 There are some phones in Wyoming. 03:16 Wyoming is a state. 03:16 Tom Waits probably knows this. 03:16 I once knew a guy named Tom. 03:16 Plasma is a state. 03:17 khmer: Plasma is more of a phase. 03:17 Tom Waits is both a name and a sentence. 03:17 ωνω mewyn was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (too interesting) 03:17 Tom's of Maine is a toothpaste. 03:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o mewyn] by ChanServ 03:17 Tom's of Finland is erotic art. 03:17 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by mewyn (Indeed it was) 03:17 Maine is an anagram of anime. 03:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 03:17 Toothpaste is paste, for teeth. 03:17 Two can play at this game XD 03:17 Anime is a type of cartoon. 03:18 There is some anime in Maine. 03:18 Two can play many games. 03:18 Indeed. 03:18 Other games can be played by only one. 03:18 And some need three. 03:18 Some games can be played by various numbers of people. 03:18 Although my arcade cabinet was made for two. 03:18 Wyoming contains games. 03:18 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o airtank] by ChanServ 03:18 Sometimes games have winners. 03:18 khmer: And not much more. 03:18 Wyoming is a state. 03:18 Sometimes winners have circles. 03:19 Winners sells shoes. 03:19 Winners have circles. 03:19 Wyoming is a rectangle. 03:19 Winners don't do drugs. 03:19 Rectangles are shapes. 03:19 Therefore some shoes have circle sales. 03:19 oops, soles. 03:19 Shoes have eyes. 03:19 Eyes are windows to the soul. 03:19 Eyelets. 03:19 Potatoes have eyes. 03:20 Do potatoes have souls? 03:20 And french fries are made of potatoes 03:20 There for, the french have soles. 03:20 Potatos have windows to other people's souls. 03:20 Shoes have a state. 03:20 My shoes are in the state of Michegan. 03:20 My shoes are in the state of Vermont. 03:21 Stereo: But where are you feet? 03:21 My feet are not in my shoes. 03:21 My feet have toes. 03:21 My feet are not rectangles. 03:21 khmer: But you can fit your feet in a rectangle. 03:21 My toes have nails. 03:21 Like a shoebox. 03:21 mewyn: that's interesting! 03:21 I need nails. 03:21 OH NO 03:21 Nail guns have nails in them. 03:21 Stereo: Can I use a hammer on them? 03:22 kick mewyn too interesting 03:22 My nails don't like hammers. 03:22 um. 03:22 Nail guns are like staple guns, but with nails. 03:22 Certain foods are also staples. 03:22 Nails are like staples, but without the staples, and with nails instead. 03:22 Cereal killers eat staples. 03:22 Potatoes are staples in Ireland. 03:22 But when you only have a hammer, every problem looks like a toenail. 03:23 I want a wheat gun. It's like a potato gun, but uses a different staple. 03:23 mewyn that's just too interesting 03:23 it's all over 03:23 IT'S All Over 03:23 My mouth has gums. 03:23 NOTHING WILL EVER BE INTERESTING AGAIN 03:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:19 _______________ |*\_/*|________ 05:19 | ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ | 05:19 | | | | .****. .****. | | | | 05:19 | | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | | 05:19 | | - | | .*********. | | - | | 05:19 | | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | | 05:19 | |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| | 05:19 |_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________| 05:19 _|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_ 05:19 / ********** \ / ********** \ 05:19 / ************ \ / ************ \ 05:19 -------------------- 05:19 -------------------- 05:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 17:44 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Solace@hide-F4E395DF.cfl.res.rr.com] by khmer 17:44 ωνω Solace was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (waste other ppls time, elsewhere) 17:44 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 17:44 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 17:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!*Solace@hide-F4E395DF.cfl.res.rr.com] by khmer 17:44 OH FUCK stupid script 17:44 -staticfree.foonetic.net- khmer invited Solace into the channel. 17:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-miN] by khmer ----------------- 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Haistfu] by khmer 08:46 I like the human touch. 08:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Haistfu Haistfu Haistfu] by ChanServ 08:46 But that may be another story entirely. 08:46 like i said, Haistfu, it's important that you prove you're not a dipshit now 08:46 i mean, the game's up! you've been called out on dipshit behavior! and, being egalitarian and open-minded folk, we need to give this dipshit accusation the respect and deliberation it deserves 08:47 so please, can you demonstrate that you're not a dipshit now? 08:47 i don't accept fulsome flattery as currency here, i'd prefer some sort of thoughtful soliloquy 08:47 my ability and my motivation to are entirely independeny, khmer 08:47 Haistfu: oh, absolutely 08:47 i'm asking you a favor, just to sort of grease the skids on this application of justice 08:48 you seem nice to me, i just need you to demonstrate it to the court 08:48 why would i give favors to assholes, khmer? 08:48 man, this isn't turning out well 08:48 oh well! case dismissed 08:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Haistfu] by khmer 08:48 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:30 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:30 randall: the comic status update alone is good enough to replace the comic itself 05:30 comic is coming 05:30 ωνω khmer changed the topic of #xkcd to: comic is coming | stare at airtank! skype: weowntheheat | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOjCntG9y6g | http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/CCC | Beware of drive-by rick rolls. It happens.| Would the owner of this flickr please report to airtank --> | http://flickr.com/photos/saragoldsmith/221038665/ | Ve 05:30 shut up 05:30 khmer: yes, but I like that he accidentally the whole thing 05:31 also, re: memes: let's try to be civil about discussing them 05:31 in order to arrive at a real conclusion 05:31 and then completely banish them for the braying horseshit that they absolutely are 05:31 postmodern: Everyone was SO CONFUSED by it :( 05:31 thus demonstrated forthwith 05:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 23:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:22 LISTEN you fucking TURDSWALLOWING CREEPS 23:22 do not EVER bowdlerize 23:22 your FUCKING CUSSES in this FUCKING ROOM 23:23 do you realize how EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND OBJECTIONABLE THAT BEHAVIOR IS 23:23 i think patton oswalt has covered this territory BEFORE but let me REITERATE 23:23 you CUNTS 23:23 which is creepier to you? 23:23 "i'm going to come in your pussy" 23:23 or "i'm gonna fill your hoo ha with goof juice!" 23:24 in conclusion, if anyone puts a fark dot com deviantart bullshit swear word fake in Bucket again or says one in my presence i will literally explode and you'll all have to clean it 23:24 end transmission 23:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:08 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:08 mmmiiiiidniiiiight 22:08 not a sound from the paaaavement 22:08 has the moon lost her memery 22:08 she is loling alone 22:08 in the screen light 22:08 the old jpegs collect on my drive 22:09 and my grandma 22:09 begins to moan 22:09 * khmer string flourish 22:09 MEEEEMERYYYY 22:09 ALL ALONE ON THE INTERNET 22:09 I CAN SMILE AT THE NOOB DAYS 22:09 I WAS BEAUTIFUL THEN 22:09 I REMEMBER THE TIME I KNEW WHAT SOCIAL LIVES WERE 22:09 LET THE MEMERYYYYY 22:09 LIVE AGAAAAAIN 22:10 * khmer slinks offstage, changes quickly into pirate costume 22:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:20 wittgenstein: 02:20 I wanted to write that my work consists of two parts: of the one which is here, and of everything which I have not written. And precisely this second part is the important one. 02:20 For the Ethical is delimited from within, as it were, by my book; and I’m convinced that, strictly speaking, it can ONLY be delimited in this way. 02:20 In brief, I think: All of that which many are babbling today, I have defined in my book by remaining silent about it. 02:20 What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:14 ALL 05:14 OF 05:14 CIVILIZATION 05:14 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 20:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:31 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Raphael_School_of_Athens.jpg 20:31 that 20:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:24 YOU GODDAMN TAINTED FUCKWIT 04:24 ANSWER THE QUESTION 04:24 ARE YOU OR AREN'T YOU A GODDAMN TRIBBLE 04:24 WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THAT LABEL 04:24 YOU TREASONOUS ANIMAL BASTARD 04:24 WITH YOUR FURRY COOING AND YOUR BEING A SPHERE 04:24 WE DON'T WANT YOUR GODDAMN KIND 04:24 ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE HUBBLE 04:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*Charles@hide-34B4AA35.enter-net.com] by khmer 04:24 ωνω Silvia was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (IT'S A TRIBBLE AND IT ALWAYS WAS) 04:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:25 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 06:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:00 TheMiNd: and lie weeping and crushed and alone 06:00 TheMiNd: yeah what snark said 06:00 it's always worked for me! 06:00 * relsqui gives a thumbs-up 06:00 COME CHEER UP ME LADS 06:00 'TIS TO GLORY WE STEER 06:00 WITH HEADS BEARING HIGH 06:00 WE SHALL BANISH ALL FEAR 06:00 TO HONOR WE CALL 06:00 WE ARE FREE MEN NOT SLAVES 06:00 FOR WHO ARE MORE FREE 06:00 THAN THE SONS OF THE WAVES 06:00 HEARTS OF OAK ARE OUR SHIPS 06:01 JOLLY TARS ARE OUR MEN 06:01 WE'LL ALWAYS BE READY 06:01 STEADY, BOYS, STEADY 06:01 WE'LL FIGHT AND WE'LL CONQUER 06:01 AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:43 did we seriously 02:43 seriously 02:43 just pass around goatse in here 02:43 did we seriously toss it around as a topic of conversation 02:43 did we just tell someone to google hello.jpg 02:43 because SOMEONE 02:44 had better HAND OVER THE FUCKING FLUX CAPACITOR 02:44 SO I CAN TAKE US BACK TO TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING NINE 02:44 all of you out 02:44 i'm not going to mass kick you, just everyone leave 02:44 leave and go consume some culture for a while 02:44 some *real* culture, not Internet "culture" 02:44 when you come back i expect the discussion to stop resembling the golden girls fighting over a bingo game that happened in 1972 02:44 no more linux 02:44 no more goatse 02:45 no more whether or not religion is in fact terrible 02:45 everyone leave now 02:45 i'm going to unmute and if someone types something 02:45 i will know that you are sitting at your computer 02:45 not DOING 02:45 what i TOLD YOU 02:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:57 HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY 03:57 ωνω snark is now known as mewyn 03:57 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by bearachute_ (oh christ you grandstanding douchebag) 03:57 lol 03:57 jesus is that what i'm like 03:57 i don't know who i am anymore 03:57 * bearachute_ sobs quietly 03:57 Identity crisis. 03:57 identd crisis more like 03:57 bearachute_: if I did it would I be a handstanding douchebag? 03:57 ωνω bearachute_ is now known as khmer 03:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:46 1. brazil nuts 22:46 2. almonds 22:46 3. peanuts 22:47 4. hazelnuts 22:47 5. cashews (ew) 22:47 all right airtank, your turn 22:47 rank nuts 22:47 how can you not like cashews? 22:47 because fuck you 22:47 6. rank pine nuts 22:47 no, you rank nuts, not pine nuts 22:47 oh i guess i forgot walnuts 22:47 thanks chaos95 22:47 they are nuts 22:47 1. brazil nuts 22:47 2. pecans 22:48 3. almonds 22:48 4. peanuts 22:48 5. walnuts 22:48 are we doing this in order of like or dislike 22:48 6. hazelnuts 22:48 7. cashews (ew) 22:48 descending order of like 22:48 1. beer nuts 22:48 1. cashews 22:48 not a real nut 22:48 2. pinons 22:48 where do coconuts fit in 22:48 you guys are making up words 22:48 bitch 22:49 i'm taking time away from my sandwich to humor you 22:49 i like coconuts 22:49 airtank: well humor me more effectively 22:49 >( 22:49 no. 22:49 * airtank storms off. 22:49 fine! 22:49 chaos95: rank nuts 22:49 * Stereo tries to quench the storm 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v chaos95] by khmer 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha chaos95 chaos95 chaos95] by ChanServ 22:49 c/mon 22:49 all right fuck you 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v chaos95] by khmer 22:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o chaos95] by ChanServ 22:50 TheMiNd: rank nuts 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v TheMiNd] by khmer 22:50 1) Pecans 2) Pistachios 3) Wasabi almonds 4) sunflower seeds 5) peanuts .... 8) cashews 22:50 Wasabi almonds are a nut with a seasoning, which is bullshit come on 22:50 they're great but the assignment was not "rank seasoned nuts" 22:50 thanks for playing 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v TheMiNd] by khmer 22:50 CHESTNUTS 22:50 damn 22:50 Antipaganda: rank nuts 22:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Antipaganda] by khmer 22:50 why are you talking about my breasts 22:50 1. Gary Busey 22:51 2. Macadamias 22:51 ωνω Antipaganda was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (not a nut) 22:51 pathy: rank nuts 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v pathy] by khmer 22:51 1. Cashews 22:51 2. James Zetlen 22:51 is this acceptable? 22:51 ωνω airtank was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (NOT A NUT) 22:51 THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o airtank] by ChanServ 22:51 hahaha 22:51 kick52: rank nuts 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v kick52] by khmer 22:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oa kick52 kick52] by ChanServ 22:51 i'd go 1. peanuts, 2. cashews, 3. pecans, 4. almonds, 5. other nuts 22:51 OKAY! 22:52 1) cashews. definaetly 22:52 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by relsqui (JAMES ZETLEN IS TOTALLY A NUT) 22:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by relsqui ----------------- 01:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 01:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v DeadMan] by khmer 01:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha DeadMan DeadMan DeadMan] by ChanServ 01:47 i'd like you to complain about five things right now 01:47 they need to be inconveniencing you in a way that affects you emotionally 01:47 but not be threatening you in any material way, life or livelihood 01:48 you people are scary 01:48 okay, that kind of counts 01:48 scariness can be inconvenient, so that's one 01:48 let's have another! 01:48 c'mon, chop chop 01:48 aw, don't leave me hanging! i *hate* hanging 01:48 ten seconds 01:49 all right, i'll complain instead. i can't hope to match your acumen at it but i'll give it a shot 01:49 YOU'RE BORING 01:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*chatzilla@9A5DF9C7.88C9C39E.CCCACC91.IP] by khmer 01:49 ωνω DeadMan was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (khmer) 01:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:38 khmer: and it is appreciated 21:38 Andyroo: i'd like you to say that again 21:38 Ahem: 21:38 Buy whatever damn machine meets your needs. If your greatest need is to gloat on teh internets about how your machine is superior to the *other* kind, then either windows or mac will suffice. Bleh. 21:39 oh, man, it's so good 21:39 let me just...can i just rewind? 21:39 * khmer rewinds 21:39 say it again 21:39 dang remote 21:39 Andyroo!!! 21:39 ... 21:39 Buy whatever damn machine meets your needs. If your greatest need is to gloat on teh internets about how your machine is superior to the *other* kind, then either windows or mac will suffice. Bleh. 21:39 ahhh, yes 21:39 whew 21:39 I'm scared 21:39 i quit 21:39 Andyroo: do my job 21:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 16:12 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Rightdeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Rightdeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Updeed. 16:12 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Rightdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Rightdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Leftdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 Updeed. 16:13 Downdeed. 16:13 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Flayer] by khmer 21:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Flayer Flayer Flayer] by ChanServ 21:33 floor goes to you, Flayer!!! 21:33 regale us pls 21:33 * khmer sits indian style 21:33 ... 21:33 * airtank nods, pays attention. 21:34 this is fantastic 21:34 can we keep the channel like this 21:34 * khmer . o O (not off to a great start) 21:34 * khmer . o O ( when's he gonna say something cool ) 21:34 probably never 21:34 * khmer . o O ( whoa, he can hear me!? he can read minds!!@!@@ ) 21:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!*tom@hide-6742A418.cable.ziggo.nl] by khmer 21:34 ωνω Flayer was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (WITCH) 21:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:01 once upon a time in the 90s 04:01 oprah winfrey 04:01 * postmodern cues NWA 04:01 (postmodern: say "god bless her") 04:01 god bless her soul 04:01 oprah winfrey came to seattle washington 04:02 she went to garfield high school, alma mater of quincy jones and jimi hendrix 04:02 and across the street from that phat join she found, what did she find? 04:02 she found ezell's fried chicken 04:02 now oprah, she's from, where is she from, postmodern? 04:02 chicago 04:02 WHAT 04:02 right? 04:02 SAY WHAT 04:02 (just say "chicago" again) 04:03 chicago 04:03 SAY WHAT 04:03 anyway 04:03 (mississippi-born, however) 04:03 so this bitch ought to know what good fried chicken is 04:03 by this bitch of course i mean, i mean oprah 04:03 * khmer gestures to postmodern 04:03 bless her soul 04:03 thank youuuu 04:04 and so oprah said, fried chicken? in seattle!??! 04:04 ain't that where they make FRASIER!?!?!?! 04:04 she had to try some of this shit as a LARK 04:04 it's like having mexican food in japan, she thought! 04:04 so she went to ezells, she did, and by she i mean oprah 04:04 (bless her soul) 04:04 and oprah ate of this chicken 04:04 and i shall summarize the rest 04:05 for the next five years, every week, oprah had a 24-piece bucket of ezell's fried chicken 04:05 FLOWN TO HER STUDIO 04:05 IN WHERE!?!? 04:05 CHICAGO 04:05 WHERE!?!?!? 04:05 CHI-TOWN 04:05 WHO!?!?!! 04:05 OPRAH 04:05 BLESS HER SOUL!!!!! 04:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 06:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:01 instructions: i will voice you and you say one line 06:01 that line must, in some small part, justify your existence 06:01 it can be a joke or a statement about an ability you have 06:02 or perhaps a defense for why i'd want you packing my parachute, or my lunch 06:02 maLLee is first 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v maLLee] by khmer 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha maLLee maLLee maLLee] by ChanServ 06:02 maLLee: justify your existence 06:02 i am told that maLLee is afk 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:02 round one of the game is a success! \o/ 06:03 maLLee: justify your existence 06:03 I'm pretty useless aside from the <3 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v maLLee] by khmer 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o maLLee] by ChanServ 06:03 well done maLLee! 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v SeveredCross] by khmer 06:03 SeveredCross: justify your existence 06:04 Victory is mine! My existence is worthwhile because I'm skilled in the sciences and will contribute to at the very least, basic medical research at some point in my future career! 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v SeveredCross] by khmer 06:04 well done, SeveredCross! 06:04 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v jessica] by khmer 06:05 jessica: justify your existence 06:05 I play Mornington Crescent under the standard Thurgood-Hamilton conversion algorithm, but banning semi-lateral shunts. 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v jessica] by khmer 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-a jessica] by ChanServ 06:05 exceptionally well done, jessica 06:05 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v gameprey] by khmer 06:07 gameprey: justify your existence 06:07 As an engineer and, more importantly, zombie survival expert, my existance and skills will be cruicial when the apocalypse happens. And I'm not a robot. 06:07 noted! 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v gameprey] by khmer 06:07 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by khmer 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-h Bucket] by ChanServ 06:09 Bucket: justify your existence 06:09 I'm Bucket, goddammit. 06:09 well done, Bucket 06:09 :D 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Bucket] by khmer 06:09 I have no voice! 06:09 i like bucket's more than mine. 06:09 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 06:09 * fantasyprone applauds 06:09 * Bucket splashes lightly 06:09 you should all hope to do so well 06:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 06:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:10 Lhyzz: justify your existence 06:10 khmer: I'm cute? 06:11 if you're so cute, Lhyzz, then why's your printer all fucked up!!?!! 06:11 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 03:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:51 EAT SHIT 03:51 * khmer afk 03:52 quit: firstly, you wanted , not . Secondly, is doesn't need <'s. Thirdly, bucket won't respond to a trigger less than 6 characters unless addressed 03:52 snark: shhh, i'm punishing them for being twits 03:52 well, i'm punishing all of them for three of them being twits 03:52 oh, right 03:52 this is supposed to be a meaningful silence 03:52 aaah, fuck it 03:52 ruiner 03:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 23:02 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 23:02 My RIP "RIP" entry had better stick around for a while because I just did a fair bit of research to try to find an estimate of when "RIP" first appeared. 23:02 aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh 23:02 mmmmmm 23:02 Randall, I'll keep an eye on it and hoist it, if you like. 23:02 ooooohhhh 23:02 ok thx 23:03 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 19:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:19 _ _ _ _ 19:19 | |__ ___ _ _ (_| )_ __ ___ _ __ ___ | |_ 19:19 | '_ \ / _ \ | | | | |/| '_ ` _ \ | '_ \ / _ \| __| 19:19 | | | | __/ |_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | (_) | |_ 19:19 |_| |_|\___|\__, | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|\___/ \__| 19:20 _ 19:20 _ __ __ _ _ _(_)_ __ __ _ 19:20 | '_ \ / _` | | | | | '_ \ / _` | 19:20 | |_) | (_| | |_| | | | | | (_| | 19:20 | .__/ \__,_|\__, |_|_| |_|\__, | 19:20 |_| |___/ |___/ 19:20 _ _ _ _ 19:20 __ _| |_| |_ ___ _ __ | |_(_) ___ _ __ 19:20 / _` | __| __/ _ \ '_ \| __| |/ _ \| '_ \ 19:20 | (_| | |_| || __/ | | | |_| | (_) | | | | 19:20 \__,_|\__|\__\___|_| |_|\__|_|\___/|_| |_| 19:20 _ _ 19:20 (_)_ __ ___| | __ _ ___ ___ 19:20 | | '_ \ / __| |/ _` / __/ __| 19:20 | | | | | | (__| | (_| \__ \__ \ 19:20 |_|_| |_| \___|_|\__,_|___/___/ 19:20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:20 (khmer has that aliased) 19:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 18:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 18:47 ahem 18:47 http://colonpipe.org/ice/1.jpg 18:47 http://colonpipe.org/ice/2.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/3.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/4.gif 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/5.gif 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/6.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/7.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/8.gif 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/9.jpg 18:48 http://colonpipe.org/ice/10.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/11.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/12.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/13.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/14.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/15.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/16.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/17.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/18.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/19.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/20.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/21.jpg 18:49 http://colonpipe.org/ice/22.jpg 18:50 http://colonpipe.org/ice/23.jpg 18:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 17:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 17:40 absolutely fucking not 17:41 julian: Hugs and kisses degradable plastic? 17:41 mewyn: shhh 17:42 i'm making sure we don't start bickering about priuses 17:43 ahhhh 17:43 ok 17:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:19 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:19 http://www.heroichomosex.org/crw/bk.html 21:19 just take it all in, folks 21:19 i'll give you a second 21:20 thank you 21:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 00:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 00:06 i resent that 00:06 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 16:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 16:01 RYE 16:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 20:33 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 20:33 There is a little key game 20:33 you're welcants. 20:33 That will help you get it right 20:33 It's tab-completion, tab-completion, tab-completion oh! 20:34 * khmer dons red leather jacket 20:34 tab-completion, tab-completion, tabs will make the show! 20:34 your nick is miiiiine 20:34 gonna spell it right 20:34 i typed it onnnnly 20:34 once tonight 20:34 i'm tellin' youuuuuu 20:34 how clients work 20:34 so use the features 20:35 or else we'll call you jerk you know press TAB 20:35 shamone! 20:35 (PRESS THE PRESS THE TAB) 20:35 khmer: i gotta say that i have pavlovian conditioning against the smell of cinnamon rolls 20:35 JUST PRESS THE TAB 20:35 (HEEEEE!) 20:35 YOU KNOW 20:35 PRESS THE PRESS THE TAB 20:36 AND EVERY NICK IS JUST TWO LETTERS, GOTTA TYPE THEM AND THEN JUST... 20:36 press tab! 20:36 * khmer grabs crotch 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 20:36 i once ate a very bad cinnabuns roll (i guess the icing got food poison) and now the smell alone makes me sick 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 20:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 04:26 @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@ 04:26 @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@ 04:26 @@! @@! @@! @@! @@! !@@ 04:26 !@! !@! !@! !@! !@! !@! 04:26 !!@ @!!!:! @!! !!@ @!@ !!@@!! 04:26 !!! !!!!!: !@! !!! !@! !!@!!! 04:26 !!: !!: !!: !!: !!: !:! 04:26 !!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: !:! 04:26 ::: : :: :: :::: :::: :: ::: :::: :: 04:26 : ::: : :: :: :: : : : :: : : 04:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 01:45 .______ ___ __ __ _______. 01:45 | _ \ / \ | | | | / | 01:45 | |_) | / ^ \ | | | | | (----` 01:45 | _ < / /_\ \ | | | | \ \ 01:45 | |_) | / _____ \ | `----.| `----.----) | 01:45 |______/ /__/ \__\ |_______||_______|_______/ 01:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 20:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 20:29 people this is OBVIOUS 20:29 first base is eye contact between you and the cashier 20:29 second base is when she asks if you want cash back and you say "sure!" 20:30 third base is when she asks you how much you want and you say "i'm having trouble seeing straight, hold on a second" 20:30 and scoring is when the chloroform kicks in 20:30 now, you won't remember the rest of it, but trust me, she stuffed and mounted you behind the register 20:31 now every time someone asks for scratch tickets she makes them snatch the ticket from your rigid, outstretched hand 20:31 welcome to montana 20:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 23:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:54 brb driving home 23:56 all right, all right 23:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 15:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 15:40 I LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF MUSIC EXCEPT RAP AND COUNTRY 15:40 I LISTEN TO BOTH KINDS OF MUSIC; COUNTRY *AND* WESTERN. 15:40 I SEE PEOPLE BUYING FAST FOOD AND I THINK, WHAT FAT IDIOTS! TYPICAL AMERICANS 15:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:40 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by khmer 15:41 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BUY A CHEVY, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THOSE BREAKS ARE? 15:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:41 OH YEAH WELL FORD STANDS FOR FIX OR REPAIR DAILY 15:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by creature 15:41 YOU KNOW WHO SUCKS? FIXED GEAR BIKE RIDERS, THEY'RE ALL STUPID HORRIBLE HIPSTERS 15:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:42 WHOEVER INVENTED THE FIXED GEAR BICYCLE PROBABLY LIKED THAT EMO MUSIC AND DRANK COFFEE A LOT IN COFFEE SHOPS IN CITIES WITH COFFEE SHOPS IN THEM 15:42 I SEE PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND I THINK THERE'S NO REASON WHY LAZY PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN SOFTWARE LICENSING SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE COMPUTERS EASILY AT ALL 15:43 OH DUDE ALSO 15:43 I'M NOT SEXIST BUT HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MEN ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST MORE THAN WOMEN THESE DAYS? 15:43 BECAUSE LIKE, I'M IN SCHOOL, RIGHT, AND WOMEN ARE ALWAYS GETTING BETTER GRADES THERE 15:44 BUT YOU MAKE ONE OR FIVE CUNT JOKES AND BOOM PRINCIPLSE OFFICE 15:44 AND THAT BITCH, I TELL YOU 15:44 WHY ISN'T THERE A WHITE HISTORY MONTH!? 15:44 SPORTS ARE GAY 15:44 SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT: MEN PLAYING SPORTS 15:44 THEY MIGHT TOUCH EACH OTHER!? GAY 15:44 "CASUAL GAMERS" ARE RUINING THE ART FORM OF GAMING 15:45 NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE POETRY OF METAL GEAR SOLID BUT MY FAT SELF 15:45 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 15:45 IMAC? MORE LIKE I...'MGAY? 15:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-h billygoat] by mewyn 15:46 OH YEAH WELL NOT LIKING MACS MEANS YOU PROBABLY HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE MICREEO$$OFT LOGO ON IT THAT YOU LICK 15:46 USE ED!!! 15:46 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACES AND HOW USING THEM MAKES YOU STUPID 15:46 I'M 16 AND I THINK COMPUTERS SHOULD HAVE STOPPED DEVELOPING BEFORE I WAS BORN 15:46 STAYED UP ALL NIGHT READING THE JARGON FILE 15:47 YOU KNOW, MEMES ARE TRANSFORMING CULTURE 15:47 NEVER BEFORE HAVE THERE BEEN IDEAS...THAT PEOPLE PASXSED TO EACH OTHER 15:47 THAT WERE FUNNY ONLY TO ME AND MY FRIENDS! 15:47 FUCK THE POLICE!!! AND MOM 15:47 Cool. 15:47 OK I LISTEN TO SOME RAP 15:48 BUT ONLY NERDCORE 15:48 WINNING AN ARGUMENT 15:48 POINTING OUT YOUR LOGICAL FALLACIES!@ 15:48 I'M NOT FOCUSING ON YOUR SEXUALITY, GIRL IN IRC, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID AND OF LOW CULTURE, AND I AM SMART AND OF HIGH CULTURE 15:49 BUT BOOBIES TITTIES TITTIES BOOBIES 15:49 USE LINUX 15:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 22:16 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:16 BALLS 22:17 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 22:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 22:20 you bought a dress just to come in? 22:20 ,------. 22:20 `-____-' ,---------------------. 22:20 ,i--i. | I AM EXCEPTIONALLY | 22:20 / @ @ \ / DOUGHY AND THEREFORE | 22:20 | -.__.- | ___-' GOOD FOR FUCKING | 22:20 \. ,/ ------------------------------' 22:20 ,\""""/. 22:20 ,' `--' `. 22:20 (_,i' `i._) 22:20 | | 22:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 21:46 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 21:46 MY POLITICAL OPPONENTS ARE GENIUSES 21:46 THEY ARE INCALCULABLY BRILLIANT AT DEVIOUS MIND CONTROL 21:47 THEY PERSUADE THE IDIOT MASSES WITH 100% EFFECTIVENESS 21:47 THEY ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES THEY USE TO CONVINCE GIGANTIC HORDES OF OBVIOUSLY STUPID PEOPLE OF THEIR LIES 21:47 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 21:48 WHILE MY POLITICAL POSITIONS MAKE COMMON SENSE, COMPLEX SENSE, AND ARE PROVABLE BOTH BY DEDUCTION AND OBSERVATION 21:48 THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERED SELF-EVIDENT BY EVERYONE ON THE STREET 21:48 IS THAT MY POLITICAL OPPOSITION ARE INSANE GENIUSES HIDING SUBTLE SUBLIMINAL CUES INTO EVERYTHING THEY SAY 21:48 EFFORTLESSLY CONTROLLING POPULAR OPINION 21:48 THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY GREAT AT THAT 21:49 BUT WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE 21:49 THINKING ABOUT THINGS: AN INSIDE JOB!? 21:49 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:26 MYYYYY BOY LOLLIPOP 05:26 (doo doop doop doop) 05:26 YOU MAKE MY HEART GOOOO GIDDYUP 05:26 (doo doop doop doop) 05:26 YOU ARE AS SWEET AAAS CAAANDYYYYY 05:26 (doo doop doop doop) 05:27 YOU'RE MY SUGAR DANNNDEEEEE 05:27 Bucket, take it home! 05:27 ahem HEM 05:28 Bucket: TAKE IT HOME 05:28 oh right 05:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Bucket] by khmer 05:28 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Bucket Bucket Bucket] by ChanServ 05:28 Bucket: take it home 05:28 MY BOY LOLLIPOP 05:28 doo doop doop doop 05:28 NEVER EVER LEEEAVE MEEE 05:29 doo doop doop dooO 05:29 BECAUSE IT WOULD GRIIIIEVE MEEE 05:29 MY HEART TOLD ME SO!!! 05:29 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:27 storytime! 04:28 Aww, but storytime is homosexual! 04:28 ωνω Bucket was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (incorrect) 04:28 it's all yours, noob 04:28 And my friend's mom shows up at the salon my girlfriend works at 04:28 ωνω Lhyzz was kicked from #xkcd by snark (pre-emptive counter-retaliation) 04:28 and tells my girlfriend that her husband's mistress showed up at the funeral, drunk 04:29 but my friend's mom already knew that her husband was cheating on her, she just let it go 04:29 BUT 04:29 she never told my friend 04:29 so she says "hey, maybe matthew (me) could tell him" 04:29 and my girlfriend is like "I dunno..." 04:29 so now I am faced with a dillema 04:30 ... 04:30 ellipses in stories are bad form, honey 04:30 keep going 04:30 that's it. 04:31 attn everyone: i apologize and regret my decision 04:31 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:52 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qFxTTi8q0 04:52 everyone watch this 04:52 try to do it with an attitude of rapt devotion 04:52 * snark clicks 04:53 i'll give it a little more time 04:53 snark: do you think it's sunk in 04:54 snark i'm not unmuting until you talk to me 04:54 snark 04:54 don't be cruel to these poor people 04:54 they were in the middle of being offended by something 04:55 snark this is really upsetting 04:55 i'm banning you 04:55 from my heart 04:55 < / 3 04:55 if anyone thinks i should unmute, speak now 04:56 ok i'm only taking off nick change 04:57 the first person to nick to "Snagglepuss" gets voice 04:57 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:57 ωνω Beelzebub is now known as Snagglepuss 04:57 ωνω rival is now known as CannotLipReadCartoons 04:57 aaaahahaha 04:57 i'm sorry i was kidding 04:57 ωνω Snagglepuss_ is now known as Snagglepuss 04:57 ωνω Jax184 is now known as Shagglepuss 04:57 aww man 04:57 ωνω Snagglepuss is now known as Beelzebub 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 04:42 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:43 THE NEXT PERSON TO BREAK OUT THE FINAL, WINNING SALVO OF THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE, A BLAST OF COGENT BRILLIANCE THAT LAYS FORTH THE CLEARLY UNCONTROVERSIAL TRUTH OF WHICH COMPUTER IS BETTER 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b *!khmer@*.isomerica.net] by billygoat 04:43 WILL BE KICKBANNED FROM 7 OF THE 11 PUTATIVE SUPERSTRING DIMENSIONS 04:43 LEAVING YOU CAPABLE ONLY OF INTERACTING WITH SOME KIND OF FUCKING MUONS, OR SOMETHING 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-h billygoat] by mewyn 04:44 TELL THEM YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT MACS!!!!!!!!!!!!@@! MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SOUND LIKE EXACTLY THE SAME OPINIONS FROM 1992 04:44 YOU PUKELICKERS 04:44 FUCKING QUIT IT 04:44 THANK YOU 04:44 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 06:50 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 06:50 for those of you to whom it matters 06:50 which is fewer of you, bee tee dubs, than it should be 06:50 i am definitely not covered in cat food and canned gravy anymore 06:50 \o/ 06:50 i have showered and i am absolutely squeaky clean 06:50 did you check your epithelial pouch? 06:50 and i am now, in case it wasn't already cemented in the minds of the literate from here to the farthest taiga, a legend 06:51 it turns out i have every note tina turner does except one 06:51 and the chicken wire kept the real nasty chunks of cat food from getting on me 06:51 thank you 06:51 no please 06:51 please, no more applause 06:51 please 06:51 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:55 ___________ 04:55 [___________] 04:55 / \ 04:55 /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ 04:55 |===============| 04:56 | P I C K L E S | 04:56 | ,-. __ | 04:56 ωνω khmer was kicked from #xkcd by Lhyzz (Lhyzz) 04:56 saethan: didn't he just say he wasn't going to wade into that? 04:56 haha 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o khmer] by ChanServ 04:56 *snerk* 04:56 no wait 04:56 before i could unmute? why do you hate freedom Lhyzz 04:56 let's try this again 04:56 because I'm in al Qaeda 04:56 khmer: doit 04:56 ok, unmuting 04:56 no no! 04:56 ωνω Glench was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (-mN) 04:56 oh gosh geez egg on MY face 04:56 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o Glench] by ChanServ 04:56 the buttons are right next to each other 04:57 khmer: is this what I get for encouraging you? 04:57 it's what you get for giving me this keyboard 04:57 yeah it's like 04:57 m n , . *glench* / 04:57 who even knows what the second letter of each of these little pictures of fruit is 04:57 hold on i'm gonna try again 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+G] by khmer 04:58 hmm 04:58 it's not my fault i forgot how to read 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-G] by khmer 04:58 khmer, the channel is already +Glench 04:58 fruitboard? 04:58 wow stupid 04:59 i wasn't looking at the right indicator 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:59 wait shoot, we're not +airtank 04:59 no wonder i can't read 04:59 can someone unmute for me 04:59 apple, banana, cherry, date, etc.? 05:00 khmer: look for the melons 05:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by Glench 05:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 05:01 ___________ 05:01 [___________] 05:01 / \ 05:01 /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ 05:01 /===============\ 05:01 ;GREY_ _ _ ; 05:01 ||_)/ \| ||_)/ \|\| 05:01 ;| \_/\_/| \_/| ; 05:01 \===============/ 05:01 \ / 05:01 `"""""""""""` 05:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 07:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 07:01 \ 07:01 \ O, 07:01 \___________\/ )_________/ 07:01 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07:01 \ 07:01 i TOLD you 07:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:20 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:20 02:20 ____ ?~~bL 02:20 z@~ b | `U, 02:20 ]@[ | ]' z@' 02:20 d@~' `|, .__ _----L___----, __, . _t' `@j 02:20 `@L_, "-~ `--"~-a, `C. ~""O_ ._`@ 02:20 q@~' ]P ]@[ `Y=, `H+z_ `a@ 02:21 `@L _z@ d@ Ya `-@b,_a' 02:21 `-@d@a' )@[ `VL `a@@' 02:21 aa~' ], .a@' qqL ), ./~ 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o snarky] by ChanServ 02:21 @@_ _z~ _d@[ .V@ .L_d' 02:21 "~@@@' ]@@@' __ )@n@bza@-" 02:21 `-@zzz@@@L )@@z ]@@=%-" 02:21 "~~@@@@@bz_ _a@@@@z___a@K 02:21 `~~~-@~~-@@~~~~~' 02:21 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 02:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:24 SANDWICH BREAK 02:24 ____ 02:24 .----------' '-. 02:24 / . ' . \\ 02:24 / ' . /| 02:24 / . \ / 02:24 / ' . . . || | 02:24 /.___________ ' / // 02:24 |._ '------'| /| 02:24 '.............______.-' / 02:24 |-. | / 02:24 `"""""""""""""-.....-' 02:24 DELICIOUS 02:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 03:52 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:52 it's not censorship because it's technically possible to say something funny about anything 03:52 but the fact is none of you can do it 03:52 none of us can with any regularity 03:52 so no rape jokes 03:53 no, the joke you saw on another irc channel is not funny 03:53 no, the joke from a forum is not funny 03:53 no, making the bots rape is not funny 03:53 it's so hard to do and none of you/us are good at it 03:53 so the agreement is we stop 03:54 message concludes 03:54 thanks for brooking my honesty 03:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 16:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+m] by khmer 16:36 stfu 16:36 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 03:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 03:39 ___ ___ 03:39 /\ \ /\__\ ___ 03:39 /::\ \ /:/ / /\ \ 03:39 /:/\:\ \ /:/ / \:\ \ 03:39 /:/ \:\ \ /:/ / ___ /::\__\ 03:39 /:/__/_\:\__\ /:/__/ /\__\ __/:/\/__/ 03:39 \:\ /\ \/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / /\/:/ / 03:39 \:\ \:\__\ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/ 03:39 \:\/:/ / \:\/:/ / \:\__\ 03:39 \::/ / \::/ / \/__/ 03:39 \/__/ \/__/ 03:39 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Adam] by khmer 04:22 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha Adam Adam Adam] by ChanServ 04:22 adam i need you to write a sonnet 04:22 immediately 04:22 ok 04:22 i am absolutely enthralled by you 04:22 please write one 04:22 everyone in here is a faggot 04:22 but not me 04:22 i am oh so awesome 04:22 you people suck so much cock 04:22 * khmer taps on pant legs 04:22 yes you do so much 04:22 dah DAH dah DAH dah DAH 04:22 no no no dude 04:23 whats wrong? 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Adam] by khmer 04:23 khmer: you should have specified iambic pentameter, man 04:23 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-o Adam] by ChanServ 04:23 a sonnet IMPLIES that, Stereo 04:23 the only two options here are shakespearean and petrarchan 04:23 yeah, but he's already shown he can't understand implications 04:23 and that has to do with line-by-line phrasing, not feet 04:23 ok ok 04:23 i'm just saying, you gotta work with people 04:24 adam i know you are the scion of immense wealth and on your lady governess's substantial retainer i will try my very hardest to extract a morsel of talent from your mopsy head 04:24 now try again 04:24 petrarchan or shakespearean, your choice 04:24 but iambic pentameter, please! 04:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Adam] by khmer 04:24 you may begin 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 KHMER IS A GIANT FAGGOT 04:24 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-v Adam] by khmer 04:24 i applaud your passion, darling 04:25 it even rhymes! 04:25 there was, dare i say, a hefty dollop of panache 04:25 and in the form of the villanelle, repetition is highly regarded! 04:25 but please do remember, though i know you are frustrated with the stringency of my lessons 04:25 a villanelle is not what we are doing 04:25 now i will force the epsom salts and ipecac upon you again if you continue to behave impudently 04:26 please! iambic pentameter! it's really a simple meter; any debutante out of finishing school can compose a bit of doggerel while the handmaidens are lacing her petticoats 04:26 so do not try my patience 04:26 apace! 04:26 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v Adam] by khmer 04:26 you may begin 04:26 no asshole, iambic pentemeter is gay 04:26 and you guys are boring 04:27 alas! 04:27 Aww 04:27 a troubled lad, but he had a stallion's spirit 04:27 i shall have to phone the governess! 04:27 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 04:41 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:41 the moral of like 15 minutes ago: 04:41 a troll perforce endeavors to offend, 04:41 and break the spell of gaiety and mirth 04:41 that, through long hours of parley makes a friend 04:41 of any soul who seeks one on the earth. 04:41 though you and i alike may swiftly seek 04:42 to banish trolls as fools, forsworn as one, 04:42 i know the difference may appear quite weak, 04:42 but we must suffer fools, though trolls we shun. 04:42 while fools and trolls at once live underneath 04:42 the prideful spires of knowledge, taste and sense, 04:42 trolls do not love, but tear betwixt their teeth 04:42 those kinder souls who come to their defense. 04:42 but though he seemed quite lower than a maggot, 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b Xenos!*@*] by Stereo 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+b khmer_sucks_cawks!*@*] by snark 04:43 ωνω khmer_sucks_cawks was kicked from #xkcd by snark (:)) 04:43 he did remind us: KHMER'S A GIANT FAGGOT 04:43 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 02:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 02:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+v killings] by khmer 02:34 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-oha killings killings killings] by ChanServ 02:34 * khmer turns spotlight 02:34 you're on 02:34 psssst 02:34 * Stereo pedals furiously to keep spotlight lit 02:34 O___O 02:34 you're supposed to say "I WANNA GO HOME" 02:34 "TAKE OFF THIS UNIFORM AND LEAVE THE SHOW" 02:34 etc 02:34 * khmer coughs 02:35 well this is awkward 02:35 * khmer cues violins 02:35 i am not good at computer 02:35 * Stereo is even listening to The Wall right now 02:35 i guesses 02:35 * snark cues violence 02:35 how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat, killings? 02:35 I always eat my meat. 02:35 not even going to bite on that one 02:35 interpret that as thou wilt >8( 02:35 * snark queues violins 02:35 in fact, I had PRIME RIB FOR DINNER 02:35 snark: can I test an alias on you real quick? 02:35 * killings storms off 02:36 it is hard for them to wait in line. They are so highly strung. 02:36 relsqui: sure 02:36 killings, everybody! 02:36 * snark braces 02:36 taking more than her fair share from meat plates everywhere. 02:36 ... failed. sec. 8) 02:36 {}{}{} 02:36 lock up your smorgasboards and lessen the pressin of your delicatessens, folks 02:36 killings is on the loose! 02:36 * khmer cues vaudeville tumblers 02:36 hey I have a tumblr 02:36 * Stereo flings around the word loose lightly 02:37 * khmer blinds himself from the spotlight, falls off the 3rd balcony and impales himself on a hatstand 02:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 05:09 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 05:09 05:09 z 05:09 z 05:09 Z 05:09 .--. Z Z 05:09 / _(c\ .-. __ 05:09 | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ 05:09 \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, 05:09 | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ 05:09 \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' 05:09 (________\ \ 05:09 '-' 05:09 WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF NOT GIVING A SHIT 05:10 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 04:54 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 04:54 ok, votes 04:55 i can either set -N and insist that everyone stop being a pokemon and change their nick to some other thing like a dinosaur 04:55 OR 04:55 i can set -m but NOT -N and force everyone to keep their nicks 04:56 i'm much more inclined to do the latter, but then again, you could just part and come back 04:56 msg me to vote 04:57 ok the tallies are coming in 04:57 so far i'm getting good impressions of all of you 04:57 you're being very tempered about this latest instance of my intemperate abuse 04:57 oooh wow some of you are really irritating 04:57 hmm 04:57 ok here 04:58 i'm going to set -N and you guys all have to /nick to a really horrible not-cute monster 04:58 like hitler! 04:58 a dinosaur or a swamp thing or a lamprey 04:58 here goes 04:58 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-N] by khmer 04:58 ωνω JigglyPuff is now known as khmer2 04:58 ωνω Phillips is now known as pterodactyl 04:58 ωνω jnnnnn is now known as GWB 04:58 ωνω julian is now known as Krampus 04:58 ωνω Venusaur is now known as VeLOLceraptor 04:58 ωνω khmer2 is now known as Corynne 04:58 ωνω hexium is now known as khmer3 04:58 ωνω Beelzebub is now known as YourMom 04:58 ωνω rpenguin is now known as AnnCoulter 04:58 ωνω abzde is now known as khmer4 04:58 ωνω Charizard is now known as Vagina 04:58 ωνω sheepbat is now known as batsheep 04:58 ... 04:58 Yeah 04:58 AAAAA 04:59 ωνω mana is now known as PickleWeasel 04:59 ωνω YourMom is now known as khmer5 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+N] by khmer 04:59 you guys are TERRIFYING! 04:59 all right, now keep those for a while 04:59 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-m] by khmer ----------------- 19:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:55 -o- 19:55 /|\ 19:55 19:55 -^o --o/ 19:55 |\_ | 19:55 __/7____/_\____ 19:55 =============== 19:55 http://xrl.us/bgqutb 19:55 NO SCHOOL 19:55 LIKE THE 19:55 OLD SCHOOL 19:55 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 23:00 Puddle: Sure, why not. 23:00 Puddle: NO 23:00 ωνω mewyn was kicked from #xkcd by khmer (NO) 23:00 Puddle: NO 23:00 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+o mewyn] by ChanServ 23:00 NO NO NO 23:00 MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE 23:01 _ _ ____ 23:01 | \ | |/ __ \ 23:01 | \| | | | | 23:01 | . ` | | | | 23:01 | |\ | |__| | 23:01 |_| \_|\____/ 23:01 _ _ ____ 23:01 | \ | |/ __ \ 23:01 | \| | | | | 23:01 | . ` | | | | 23:01 | |\ | |__| | 23:01 |_| \_|\____/ 23:01 _ _ ____ 23:01 | \ | |/ __ \ 23:01 | \| | | | | 23:01 | . ` | | | | 23:01 | |\ | |__| | 23:01 |_| \_|\____/ 23:01 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer ----------------- 19:37 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+mN] by khmer 19:38 how many emails DID you get!?!?!?!? 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-n] by khmer 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [+n] by ChanServ 19:38 ωνω mode/#xkcd [-mN] by khmer -----------------