| Age | 27 |
| Height | 5'11" |
| Weight | 85kg (Working on it) |
| Shoe size | 11 |
| Hand span | 22cm |
| Countries visited | 13 |
| Burritos consumed this year | 63 (approx.) |
| Siblings | 1 |
| Parents | 2 |
| Gigs this year | 13 |
| Batting average | Wait, what? |
| Hours of sleep per night | 7 |
| Unread books | 1.5 metres |
| Pairs of shoes owned | 4 |



Always pulls the hair out of the plughole Can fix your computer Has a world-class collection of teas Listens to music using headphones Grandmaster recycler Talks about problems, hates passive-aggressive notes Will always deny overhearing your sex noises Can fix your bicycle Starts work at 10AM, so no shower clashes in the morning Will cat-sit for you and enjoy it Entire social circle is charming, witty, & devilishly handsome.
East or Northish London, zones 1-3 Within 10 minutes walk of the Northern Line or East London Line Living with 1 or 2 others (and/or ≤4 cats) Double bed, some storage space Enough room for the bed, a desk, and the occasional press-up Somewhere safe to keep my bike.